Monday, June 22nd 2009
*Throws Up Arms*
What is there to say about Drew Barrymore's short bus outfits anymore? I surrender. Besides, it makes my soul smile picturing Punky Brewster and Dawn Wiener joining forces to pick out this fuckery for Drew. I guess if a shark hat on your head is the least ridiculous thing in your outfit, you are doing something right? Again, I surrender.
WAIT. HOLD UP. I wonder if MiserAlba asked Drew to wear that hat?! MiserAlba just won't quit! Shark awareness FAIL: Part II.
Here's more of Josie Grossy and the Mac Dude leaving a Marlins game in Miami yesterday.
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He looks like he's about to pee.
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You're a sicko and he's welcome to you.
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I watched the way you looked at her,
It made me feel so small
I felt your body close to her watched the way you looked at her,
It made me feels so small
I felt your body close to her
Like I wasn't there, at all
Something made me feel so cold,
I wanted just to hide
It felt like deep inside of me
Something there had died
And all the tea in China
And all the tears from the deep, blue sea
And all the love from the heaven's above
Won't keep you here with me
It's funny how the time goes, now
It just don't seem to fly
And so many times I've heard those lies,
So many times I've cried
Then you just go on hurting me
And I go on loving you
And I know soon she'll be with you
There's nothing I can do
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I'm already holding my bossums...no fancy pick-up lines needed.
Since when is Drew a Marlins fan? Only little kids dress like that that go to the games with their parents.
i hate the tie-dyed leggings the most.
and then the purple high top chucks.
and then the tied marlins jersey
and then the tie-dyed tank
lastly the purse.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
What about HIM? He looks like a totally hopeless dumbass no matter what he's wearing. I think it's just rubbing off on Drew. She should just date another woman.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I forgive her cause I enjoy her. But she has quite a few faux pas (sp?) in this ensemble. That's silver paint on her head and face?, Are those tattoos real?, What are the white stripes on her left arm?, Oh Drew, Drew, Drew, I agree throwing my arms, hands and legs up.
She is 34, and dressing like a 9 year old. Thats fun, but she is looking a little special, not a good idea.
*edited to add* never mind, they are just stoned.
*Throws Up Arms*
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I can't get over this title.
It just makes me laugh every single time I scroll past it. It makes me think Drew called up MK and said: Hey - wanna go to a game? We'll meet at my place!
And this pic is the moment he first sees her.
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I can excuse this outfit since she was out having fun at a game & its all casual, I dont hate it for some reason...It makes her thighs looks huge though & I am sure they arent...However, since she has been dating the Mac Dude again she has been dressing a lot more childish & just plain weird...I bet he told her that he loved her quirkiness or child-like qualities or she looked cute when she dressed like that or something lame, so she keeps doing it.
Maybe she is just trying to relive her childhood that she messed up with drug use. That's all I can think of.
The tie dye top looks kinda cute...but it's hard to tell beneath all that FUG. Girl needs to dress her age already.
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Oh look honey, Nerds!
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Come sit on Uncle Loozer's Lap and tell me what's wrong...
If Drew dating Justin Long is going to send her back light years sartorially, I do not approve of this courtship.
But I still love me some Drew.
Forever.
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I thought that mac-dude got dumped in the past via text message from Drew on the advice of her psychic. He is as dumb as he looks if he's back and not stashing her money somewhere for his future use.
bawhahahhahhahahaha *pointing and laughing until*...argh! I have the same Chucks!
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Are reflective forehead band aids "in"?
More than the outfit, somebody's gotta tell Drew to stop picking loser men for dates...boyfriends...fiancees and husbands. She's a dear and deserves more.
Eh.. am I the only person who thinks she looks good? Terrible outfit, yeah, but she looks good in it because she doesn't try to be cool.
I think the guy looks worse than her.
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My eyes!!! That's one of the worst outfits I've seen in a long time...
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I actually think she looks sort of "stupid cute", like an otherwise pretty girl wearing her dumpy flannel pajamas to Rite Aid at 7:00am to buy some morning after pills.
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lol i cannot believe some of you guys are comparing her to lady googoogaga, and calling her an attention whore? jeez, shes wearing ugly clothes and dare i say it, she's probably not thinking about whether people like her outfit. if someones gonna wear something to get attention, this is NOT it. shes completely covered and not promoting anything. wheres the whoring for attention exactly?
That's just awful, I've seen prom pictures from the 80's that had more fashion sense.
I saw those same tights at Target, and was actually going to buy them in neon pink, so I'm not one to judge.
However, I know how to accessorize my outfits better.
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Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
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those legging jeans are so fucking hideous! and what's with Mac Dude's 1962 businessman glasses. i hate retro wannabe hipsters.
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Is this some sort of statement bcuz just months ago she was dressing like she had a lightbulb in her closet when she was plugging Grey Goose...Gardens...whatever
I lurve it when idiots try to be ironic
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what a stupid attention whore. she looks retarded. like lady gaga but with less effort put in. ignore it and hopefully it might go away.
christ, do you care about the downward nipples of
Britney?
It's Starbucks. Starbucks did it to Britney and now it's working it's magic on Drebermore.
i give up! there has to be a happy medium between this (i wore the same outfit to paint my ex-mother-in-law's condo last month in order to launder my karma) and shauna sand's pepperoni pasted nippules....? i can't get a date! *scratching my head, eating my hair*
What fresh hell is this?
First Lady Gaga, now her?? Pretty soon, the "in thing" with females everywhere is wearing plaid, polka dots and stripes all in one all in the name of being "unique".
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I'm pretty sure I passed those ugly-ass tights in walmart yesterday.
LOVE this goofy hoor!
Maybe the silver paint is covering up the 'cocksucker' written on her forhead when she passed out. Nice one Justin... tagging a drunk is always fun!
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Drew is morphing into Edie Beale or something.
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Forget the outfit. What about that tattoo of a dick and balls on her arm?
She looks like something Swiss Miss threw up.
That's what heck of an outfit. I wonder if she is wearing it on purpose just to get comments?
lol i think they're just having fun with their clothes, they look ridiculous and i'm sure they know it.
i just don't see what the big deal is. no her outfit isn't flattering, but we all have good and bad days. and anyways what is she supposed to wear to some goofy sports event- an evening gown?
I totally get this outfit. She just did it wrong. That sucks cuz you really can't make even one tiny mistake with an outfit like that...and she made a few.
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Oh, and to those wondering why they would bother going to a Marlins game: They were playing the New York Yankees. These two twats only went because it's en vogue to hate on the Yankees -- because otherwise, who really likes the Marlins? I could totally understand if they were fans of nearly any other team but the Marlins, honestly.
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Oh yes....it's the dresscode for the Borderline Personality Disorder....this ensemble makes me homesick for my people in Tennessee!!
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I'm less concerned with Drew's monstrous outfit than I am with Justin's. Why, exactly, does he have his t-shirt tucked in and sleeves rolled up? Drew may be living in Tacky-80's-Land in which an outfit is not required to match, but Justin is rocking the fresh 90's...gay-style. *blink* No.
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Submitted by Shelley on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:18pm.
Is she ever going to GROW UP?!
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Um. No. And from the looks of it, she released a bean burrito slow cookin' fart right as this pic was taken, cuz Justin's got the "I smell rotten egg fart" face on right there....It's plain as day...
Am I going to hell for hoping this is Shitney 2.0? Before you answer that, consider that she COULD HAVE HER OWN COMING BACK...
IT FIGURES YOU WOULD BE IN THIS CHAT TALKING ABOUT HER AGAIN...
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How the fuck can she wear those leggings in the Miami humidity? That's my only issue with her outfit.
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TRYING TO HARD! so transparent.
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I agree with everyone saying that Drew is smoking some kind to put that outfit together. But I also don't mind it. She does her own thing and doesn't fuck with anybody. And I hope it works out with her and the Mac dude.
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