More Not-So-Shocking News: Jon & Kate File For Divorce
A few months ago, I barely even know who these Jon & Kate people were. When I started to read about Jon's rogue dick in the tabloids, I decided to slip into the back row with the rest of you to watch their marriage train slowly head for the side of a mountain. And now the train has crashed into the side of the mountain and burst into flames! People says that Jon & Kate filed for divorce this afternoon in Reading, Pa. They have been married for 10 years and have a million children together (rough estimate).
On tonight's episode of Jon & Kunt, they are supposed to make a big announcement. Now that People has stolen their thunder, do we still have to watch? Ugh. Sigh. Unfortunately, I'm going to watch hoping that Kate's rabid possum head bites Jon crotch just one more time. You know, one for the road.
Life & Style says that the rumors are true and Jon is moving to Manhattan. Jon is going to work in NYC and visit his kids on the weekends.
Basically, this sounds like Kate is getting EVERYTHING (i.e. the child army and house) since Jon is moving out of the state. Hey, at Jon gets his nuts back! Well, he gets them back on the weekdays anyway.
This whole thing has been like watching an episode of Faces of Death in slow motion. This shit just proves once again that reality TV murders marriages. If you're trying to get out of your marriage and don't know how, just star in your own reality show! It's the quickest way to D-I-V-O-R-C-E.
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Cute couple. Do they often stay on celebrity dating site (www.sugarscupid . com)? Hard to believe,i heard this news many times from many friends AND i think that they are know nothing but dating and love.
This is tragic. Those poor kids are going to be so screwed up. :-(
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Just ont he dad getting the best deal out of everything..
Reg. divorce: my husband has said NUMEROUS times that he NEVER wants to go a day without being able to see his boys- how he doesnt know how he would be able to cope without the freedom to see them.
Makes me happy to know that my husband feels that way.
Jon may be getting away from KH8, but he's going to be missing his kids (unless he has a black, souless heart)
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To be honest I have only watched this show like maybe 3 times and I don't fucking blame him for cutting bait. I mean what the fuck he gets emasculated every week on national tv by some douche bag that looks like she has a pekenise on her fucking head, he has no privacy and he never gets laid! Now lets see - the alternative is to throw the cold hearted twat overboard move to NYC, get some peace and quiet and get fucked by every groupie chick in the world? Ah - not a real tough choice!
I hate Kate, but Jon is disgusting. Why is he moving to NYC? Is his plan to see the kids every other weekend? Why not get a place near the kids so he can see them more often? Based on the diamond studz and douchetastic makeover I'm guessing he wants to live the bachelor life and separate himself from the nice family man image. Ugh. "In it for the kids"... right.
Those poor children will be stuck with a nanny all week while Kate "works" (aka travels with her bodyguard fuck buddy) and Jon boozes it up in NYC. Is Jon going to finally get a real job, or just live off the fortune his adorable kids have made for him? So tragic that they are the ones most hurt in all of this.
Also, Trump Tower? How gauche. What kind of job will Jon get in Manhattan with his high school dropout education? I'm sure plenty of klassy ladies will be jumping all over his bloated ass nonetheless... he is a millionaire, despite how unethically those millions were made.
I've only seen a few episodes of this show (including last night's - I'm a sucker), so maybe someone can help me out, but did these two ever try marriage counseling? I understand some marriages get to the point where divorce is the only option, but considering they have 8 kids, you'd think they would've tried to fix their marriage before it got to the breaking point.
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Boo fuckin hoo...She can truly play the martyr act now & he can go get drunk whenever & screw all kinds of women...I sooooo dont care about these greedy, ungrateful, opportunistic fuckers.
Sounds to me like he got EVERYTHING. Freedom, a swanky apt in NYC, a part-time gig as Dad, and no bratty kids hanging off you while you're hitting on girls in some downtown club.
Yeah, she's really living the high life. So easy for a man. I wonder what would have happened if she wanted to move to NYC and only visit her kids on weekends. She would be crucified.
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Submitted by Jessica_Wakefield on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 8:25am.
Okay, okay. You've all made your point and Yes I do know what RN's make. My mom is an RN and she makes 50,000 a year. I'm sorry what I said seemed so outrageous and not thought through.
What does he need a job for and why in NYC? Aren't they making millions off the exploitation of their kids? WHO WATCHES THIS SHIT ON A REGULAR BASIS??????
Submitted by chelseac on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:04pm.
I know Kate has a problem but give her a break!
She obviously loves her kids and seems way more genuine than Jon does (although he does have a problem conveying his feelings about things) Can she be a bitch/cunt? Yeah. But she seems like she really loves her children. She's not the best mom in the world and she makes mistakes. People need to give her a break and try to look at things from her perspective. She doesn't even want a divorce, but knows it is best for her children. I'm sure she loves the fame and she's even admitted to being vindictive sometimes but what it boils down to is that she loves her kids and wants the best for them and thats all that matters. They have to do the show to be able to make enough money to support them! How else could they feed 8 children, pay ALL the bills, clothe all the kids, get them school supplies, and take them to fun places- They'd have to be millionaires! I just wanted to voice my opinion on the matter, I know most (probably all) of you don't agree with me.
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Ok, this is the most OUTRAGEOUS thing I have ever read. Especially the last part about them having to do the show because they would have to be millionaires to take care of those kids. First of all, Jon and Kate are hardly the only family in America, hell even the WORLD, who have alot of kids. You do know there are actually families out there that have MORE then 8 kids right? You CAN take care of those kids if you get a damn job. So what you're saying is that all the other multiple kid families are all on welfare or something? Hell, Kate was an RN. Do you have any idea the money registered nurses can make? It ain't minimum wage that's for sure. Whatever Jon was doing before the show, it obviously paid enough that they didn't have to go on any public assistance. How else did they buy diapers, formula, etc....? I guess people forget KATE was the one who didn't hold down a job prior to the show. I'm not saying that if they had normal jobs they would live in a million dollar house. But they would still be comfortable.
The only thing I'm going to miss is Joel McHale running clips of them as she tugs at his balls. LOL.
That's how I got to know the show was through Talk Soup.
I know Joel McHale must be hurting bad right now.
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Kate (in order to continue the train wreck cash cow) will move in with Octotrash and let the rugrats run rampant. I'm sure Kate's so-called bodyguard will go wherever she does but I can see Octo pulling an Angelina and stealing him with her lips of oozing sexxxayness.
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I took a friend to one of her book signings. She is a MEGA bitch who treats her fans like garbage.
And NOT one person in Kate's past, no family member has spoken up in her defense. That Speaks volumes on what horrible selfish bitch she truly is.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:41pm.
I can understand why you disagree with me and I respect your opinion. I'm just sick of people always taking Jon's side about everything.
How do YOU know she doesn't love her children and is whoring them out for money? You must know her personally. I try to see the good in people, I guess that's my problem.
Yup, Fight Club was pretty much the highlight of BP's career. Just like Jon's busting one up in order to get a litter to become famous was...
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Submitted by Lory on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 1:22am.
You might be onto something there Lor.
Lets see... both have wives that can castrate with their eyeballs... and both use their kids for financial gain. Only difference is Pitt actually has a job and is not too shabby at it (loves me some Fight Club!!).
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LOL@ nutless wonder... It reminds me of a guy by the name of the Pitt! Are we sure they are not related?
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Submitted by Lory on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 1:00am.
Hells yeah. Not only is he a nutless wonder when it comes to standing up for himself, he has participated in the pimping of his kids to reality television just as much as she has.
Apparently it was said that he wasn't as happy about the whole 'life on tv' situation as she was, but I've noticed he has had no problem spending the money earned at his kids expense. They are both contemptible fucks in my book.
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That's what so damn annoying, people giving him a pass because his wife is a cunt.
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Exactly, not to mention, he gets extra sympathy points for being a man. There, I said it. If the roles were inverted, you can bet people would still be screaming for her head because she would be the careless, passive-aggressive, good for nothing cunt of a wife that allows him to do as he pleases with her children and he would be still getting sympathy because "even if he were a celebrity whore that pimps his kids for a dollar, he'd be the one making all the sacrifices to bring the bread to the table". Kate is an evil twat but Jon is an evil coward for hiding behind Kate's horrid do in all this mess.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 12:29am.
Jon and Kate need dates. Maybe Kates sister Jodi(?) will get to keep the kids for awhile...isn't she the one who lets them do whatever they want? Party time for the kids. YaY!!
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Just so long as the camera crew come along too. No child should be without their primary care giver.
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Jon and Kate need dates. Maybe Kates sister Jodi(?) will get to keep the kids for awhile...isn't she the one who lets them do whatever they want? Party time for the kids. YaY!!
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TITS, it seems as if Kate wants the public to side with her and Jon is like, "whatever." I don't believe Kate's tears on camera are real. But I have a black heart.
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I hope this means the multiple breeder TV fetish is OVER, gross.
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If they really want to boost ratings-they need to do the murder suicide thing.
Since when did doing a reality show become a career option?
Submitted by chelseac on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:04pm.
There is plenty you said that can be agreed with. One person can't fix a marriage and she wasn't the only one whoring out her children.
Yeah, it is called RESPONSIBILITY AND PERSONAL ACCOUNTABILITY. But, it goes both ways. BOTH decided to put their children and dirty laundry out for the world to see. BOTH should be ashamed of what they are doing to their children.
Also, if a parent chooses to spank their child that is their business.
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Please, he can move to Manhattan, think
he is Mr. Sophisto in his gawdy, gilded trump
apartment (because this is where you move when you become nouveau riche) but you know he will still think that Applebees is the pinacle
of sophistication when it comes
to wining and dining whatever 20 year old is willing to date him.
He better watch out that he doe not get some little skank pregnant. I predict he will.
Morons, both of them.
Shame on them for doing this to those poor
innocent kids. Lets put it this way, the kids are going to watch these reruns later and life and place the blame soley on themselves for making it "So Hard" on their parents, that they had to divorce, especially the sextuplets.
They are going to feel like because of them came the fame, the notoriety and the the eventual break up of their family.
So effed up it will all become.
Submitted by Sensimina on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:17pm.
'I mean, haven't you guys ever KNOWN guys like Jon?'
KNOWN guys like Jon? I have dated a guy like Jon. That is probably the only reason he makes my skin crawl. I don't know if anybody has been in a relatioship where you are basically raising a grown ass man but it's frustrating. But, I am nothing like Kate. I need a MAN that isn't afraid to put me in my place from time to time. Women like her like to have men they can control. These two lasted this long because their personalities complimented each other. Kate is probably the biggest cunt that has every landed on the face of the earth(well, AngieHo may give her a run for the title) but there is no excuse for him moving so far away from his kids. NONE. That's what so damn annoying, people giving him a pass because his wife is a cunt. Children that are the product of a divorce need both parents to have an active roll in their lives.
Don't for one second be fooled and think he is not enjoying the money, 'fame' and attention.
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Submitted by chelseac on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:04pm.
I know Kate has a problem but give her a break!
She obviously loves her kids and seems way more genuine than Jon does (although he does have a problem conveying his feelings about things) Can she be a bitch/cunt? Yeah. But she seems like she really loves her children.
**snip - no she doesn't she acts like the children are interlopers in her life and a big fat inconvience.
She's not the best mom in the world and she makes mistakes.
**snip - like whoring her chidren out for as much money as she can get for them? Like hitting her children and depriving them of water? *eyeroll*
People need to give her a break and try to look at things from her perspective.
**snip - no, I do not have to give her a break. she chose to illuminate her life for the entire world to see. we all see her life from the prespective of that entire family. epic fail.
She doesn't even want a divorce, but knows it is best for her children. I'm sure she loves the fame and she's even admitted to being vindictive sometimes but what it boils down to is that she loves her kids and wants the best for them and thats all that matters.
**snip - if she doesn't want a divorce then she should commit herself to fixing her marriage. A vindictive personality does not a good parent make. Does she love her kids? And does she want what's best for them? Really? prove it.
They have to do the show to be able to make enough money to support them!
**snip - wrong. There are plenty of large families in this world who don't feel the need to whore themselves out for the highest buck. Maybe if they had JOBS that allowed them to save and invest they'd be able to support their children without all the freebies, handouts and television income.
How else could they feed 8 children, pay ALL the bills, clothe all the kids, get them school supplies, and take them to fun places- They'd have to be millionaires!
**snip - perhaps they should have thought of this before they had 6 more children? If a person cannot provide for the life they are wanting to bring into this world they shouldn't do it. It's called RESPONSIBILITY AND PERSONAL ACCOUNTABILITY.
I just wanted to voice my opinion on the matter, I know most (probably all) of you don't agree with me.
**snip - there's nothing you said that can be agreed with. *shrug* but that's what you were going for isn't it?
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Submitted by Melinda on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:02pm.
she should be an actress, the tears she was able to whip up were amazing. and what is with her saying she gets the kids every holiday and birthday? still a cunt to the end!
I was wondering that too. Also about the filming schedule and how Jon was talking about how she came up with a schedule and he can't be around if it's not his time to film. (she mentioned the schedule as well and how she has to be completely away if she is not filming as well.) I think that might be why he is moving far away. Kate can't have him being filmed accidentally when the kids run into him at the grocery store.
Is it me or does Jon look like he rides the short bus?
Submitted by Sensimina on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:17pm
didnt KH8 ask Jon to quit his job?
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You knew Jon was done when he said he would always love Kate "as the mother of his children". good for him to finally grow a set of small, but at least some kind of balls. she has been brow-beating him and everyone around her for yrs. she should be an actress, the tears she was able to whip up were amazing. and what is with her saying she gets the kids every holiday and birthday? still a cunt to the end!
"How else could they feed 8 children, pay ALL the bills, clothe all the kids, get them school supplies, and take them to fun places- They'd have to be millionaires!"
Seems like something they should have figured out before they birthed the litter. It wasn't something that happened spontaneously. They even paid money for it.
I am just glad that they are getting the chance to 'document' their children's lives... That way, in 15 years when I hear about one of these fu cktard children holding up a liquor store or overdosing on pills they can show a clip of the show, and we can all say, "Oh, yeah, I remember those losers!"
OMG I was just walking by this studio and they were blaring their radio: Kate...well Kate is M. I. A. that's right Kate has gone away somewhere we can't see her...and it's been reported that Jon, in the wake of this INCREDIBLE DIVORCE ANNOUNCEMENT...WHAT THE FUCK!? SHADDAP! WHO CARES!? I GOTS MY OWN NEIGHBOURS TO GOSSIP ABOUT! It's pretty funny how far out of their way they go to make it sound like something important is happening.
I only like reality GAMES. And sometimes Wife Swap cuz that shit's funny. But as soon as I sit down to try and watch some random ho just live their life, I can't do it. Right away my brain is like: WTF, bitch? YOU GOTSA LIFE ALREADY! Go live it!
I don't like that - cuz if I go to stare at a screen it's cuz I'm AVOIDING living my life, a'ight?!?
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Jon's diamond studs...are they brand new? And was I the only one who saw through Kate's martyr phoniness? Notice the box of tissue next to Kate? Self absorbed. Poor me. What's up with the pushup bra or new boobies and short skirts and spray tan lately? And this week they actually showed her doing something with the kids when they were doing playdoh. Kate will be lonely now. She alienated her family and has no friends. Even Jon doesn't talk to her. Kate's brother said in an interview that Jon believes Kate had an affair with the bodyguard. Notice in recent pics there's a new bodyguard?
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I hope no man will touch this bitch with a ten-foot pole, because you know she expects to be snapped up immediately. Withering up and dying on the vine ain't an evil enough fate for this ball-busting banshee.
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Kate said she cried for half a day, that does not mean it is true. She dumped him 6 months ago for the bodyguard, wonder if she cried then.
BLEH, i missed the end- did it cut to montage? i think that would be kinda sad :( crying kids and sad possum corpse (the hair itself not kate).
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I knew this was going to happen a while back. I only needed to see two episodes of Kate yelling at Jon in public and basically emasculating him on national television. Although it's unfortunate for the kids, I have to say congrats to Jon. Now he can go on and try to salvage what's left of his pride and maybe down the road, find a woman who will treat him like an adult and not a child.