Afternoon Crumbs
Jay-Z makes an appearance at the biggest drag show Manhattan has ever seen - Lainey Gossip
Wonky McValtrex makes it soooo easy - Just Jared
Kendra's shot gun titties (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Madonna's Mercy is screaming "heeeeeeeelp me" with her eyes - Popsugar
Anna Faris shows off her chichi sacks in Hawaii while her ham of a fiance shows off his bloated gut - Egotastic!
HoHan is weak! I'm sure she can pick the lock with her twiggy ass legs - Hollywood Tuna
Ciara is subtle - Hollywood Rag
Ancient nest discovered! No, it wasn't found on Kim Zolciak's head - Towleroad
The unsexiest thing you will see all hour - ICYDK
Ryan Reynolds is hot, nekkid, blurry and....wait.... Are we sure that's not Sandra Bullock instead? - Socialite Life
Stephen Baldwin attracts bugs. Imagine that. - SOW
Not everything Brad Pitt touches turns to gold. Image that. - Celebitchy
Lady CaCa puts the tard in leotard. Imagine...I'm stopping. - I'm Not Obsessed
Boooooo - Cityrag
One gorgeous picture of Katie Price I missed earlier. Click with an empty mouth - Holy Moly!
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Beyonce really needs to start wearing things that don't make her look like she has a gut, huge ass, and needs a control top for her thighs. That is truly a "this makes me look fat, doesn't it?" outfit when she's not THAT fat.
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I hope Ciara is living in that car as well, because she has certianly not had enuogh hits to be able to afford that. Scott Storch better fill this ho in before she is the next broke celebrity!
Kendra's baby is destined to fetal alcohol syndrome. Cue Britney's spawn.
And I don't wanna see Lady CaCa today, as I have not eaten yet!
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Wait a minute, first everyone's griping on girls for being too thin and now Beyonce's "too fat" for them? I don't get it.
Goddamn, I'm argumentative today.
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
Anna Faris hit the wall, face first and speeding. Her fiancé or whatevs looks like shit, too.
Beyonce Big Butt has the ugliest legs in the world. They almost look like play-doh. Remember play-doh? LOL! Man, I gotta see if I can buy some play-doh!!! ROFL!
I just dont understand how it is possible that a child has a parent and still gets to get adopted away, like it was an orphan. Can you imagine how painful it must be for the parent to let that child go simply because they cannot take care of it? This is a human being for god's sake, not a puppy.
That whore Madonna, if she REALLY cared about improving the lives of those in Malawi, would not have taken that child away from his father, but instead would have provided for them, BOTH OF THEM, so that this way the child can grown up with his own biological father who loves him, but just happens to be poor, because we live in a world that rewards whores and pimps (literally and figuratively).
This is so cruel. I hope she drops dead.
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Katie must know her skin looks like that, why in the world would she wear something that SHOWS it?
Looks like sweet, butter wouldn't melt in her mouth Katie Price is turning back into Jordan!
It seems that she is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site "M y I n t e r r a c i a l M a t c h. c Om " last week. It is said she is dating with a young black man there..
wow...yes she's a whore..but she's hot...I saw her profile on the dating site "~~B l a c k W h i t e l o v i n g.c O m~~ "few days ago.seems she's dating a basketball player there...u should check it out
Ugh; nasty picture. Looks like PEEyonce is trying to either qweef or take a dump...
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Is that Eddie Munster in your Avie? I loved that show!
O/T Love Angelina is on the Popsugar thread defending Madonna...so tiresome...
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ummmm...Katie Price was callin' ho's ugly and giving "beauty advice" at the club?
Okay.
For all the plastic surgery she has had, if THAT is the best they could do for her gut, she should cover that shit up. And shut the fuck up. Bitch ain't perfect herself.
Beyonces body is not proportioned properly and therefore she should STOP wearing waist syncing outfits. the outfits only make her look foolish and they emphasize the fact that her hips are bigger than the rest of her body.
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joe shmoe:
isn't it the truth? my god for some money is every and everything how sad.
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she's looking paunchy
but if i were a multimillionaire, i might be paunchy too
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 3:55pm.
I dont care what anyone says about Beyonce....bitch pulled in 80 mill last year. I didnt make 80 mill. last year, might not ever make that much in my life so i cant hate on that bitch!
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Meh..Making vats of money doesn't make someone more likable to me, if they're not likable to begin with.
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So Blohan couldn't get into the house for some drugs...she could have called her pimp.
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LOL! Carl's Jr. put the pause in the wrong place. It should go like this:
"More than just a piece of meat...like this ho."
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
I'm certainly no pop fan, but Beyonce is also certainly not fat or chunky, at least not more so than Britney or Jessica. They just don't have boy bodies. They're feminine. Wish I could look like that instead of my lanky frame after birthing two kids....
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Whoah, Hohan needs rehab stat!
What in holy hell is Beyonce wearing?
Beyonce throws a lot of gusto into her farts.
Brought to you by the "House of DeriWRONG!"
And Beyonce looks like a glittery batter baby between the Michilin man and a Pork BBQ Snausage whos mommy dressed it in a Vegas Strip edition power rangers jumpsuit by Pampers....
Time heals all wounds, Laughter prevents scarring.
Inside MK's head about Paris' new "fragrance":
"Don't you mean 'CDC SKANK WARNING SIREN'"
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 4:57pm.
oh yeah angel, John. I hope Sanjay jay wins
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Me too! He's the hotness!
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
oh yeah angel, John. I hope Sanjay jay wins
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"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
OMG!!!! Beyonce looks fucking fat and JZ looks slim. What the fuck is going on?
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So why are we all here again?
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 4:08pm.
angel: he used to be, and on this show I started to like him a little more than I ever have since he became born again. wow so that leaves Sanjaya, Lou, Patti and Torrie?
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That's a good race...and John, right?...it's good competition anyway...
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
what exactly is bouncey doing in that main picture? blowing out some major gas?
stephen baldwin doesn't just attract insects, he is an insect...must be a sign from his gawd...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
My husband was going to work on the BP movie, Friday they picked up equip, etc and he was supposed to leave for AZ early Saturday AM...today they returned it all. BOOOO!!!! It has been bad recently, with no contract settlement for so long, and now this...UGH.
Anna Farris is a Decepticon. I hate women like her. The hips look promising, but when you check out the rear action there AIN'T NOTHING THERE! Kind of like old women who look hot from far away and age rapidly as they approach you. That's called the Lohan Effect.
I hate the ol' bait and switch! Hope she asphyxiates in an avalanche of fatass boyfriend.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 4:24pm.
Beyonce is demonstrating in this picture a Fart by House of Dereon.
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I was just about to make a Loud and Proud joke! JayZ looks like he's covering his nose, too.
Holy hell ... she looks like a bee in that outfit. Is everyone afraid to tell her the House of Derriere is making her look ridiculous?
Beyonce is demonstrating in this picture a Fart by House of Dereon.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Anyone see the interview where Megan Fox says Rihanna is the new Beyonce. Ahahahahahaha like she is past her prime!
angel: he used to be, and on this show I started to like him a little more than I ever have since he became born again. wow so that leaves Sanjaya, Lou, Patti and Torrie?
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"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 3:25pm.
OMG angel did you see that about Stephen Baldwin? did you know he quit? ewwwwww bugs laying eggs in people grosses me right the fuck out!
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EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW! NO - I missed it! I see it now tho! Poo...Stephen's cute...sorta...
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Beyonce's tacky House of Dereon outfits have never done anything positive for her "womanly" shape...She could look so much better considering the amount of money she rakes in along with what she sleazes off of Jay-Z.
angel! did you see my comment to you ?
see below beyotch@!
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"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Can I get a EW EW!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Seriously. I don't get the shiny capezio dance tights. We retired that shit in highschool for opaque tights and then hotpants when I used to dance. She's a like a total dancewear dork right now.
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I think Anna Faris has a really nice body...Her face is kind of icky though...To me her mouth always looks like she doesnt have any teeth. Her boyfriend looks like a fat fuck date rape frat boy.
I dont care what anyone says about Beyonce....bitch pulled in 80 mill last year. I didnt make 80 mill. last year, might not ever make that much in my life so i cant hate on that bitch!
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Who sells a child to a woman who is freshly off-tour, moved across the ocean and newly divorced? What in that brief profile tells you that this woman emotionally stable enough to welcome a FOREIGN (no less!) child into her home and give her a genuine sense of family and belonging? When the woman you're giving her to doesn't even have that... That's nuts.
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 3:49pm.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I remember those things that bit off his finger or hand or arm....I forget which...
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Bit three fingers off roland's right hand--his shooting hand. He has to learn to shoot with only his left hand, and that's why Eddie Dean gets his other pistol! God, I love that story.
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
Bouncy and Ciara are fat pigs
Didn't Beyoncé get the memo that a shiny pantyhose makes sausage legs look even fatter than they really are?
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 3:38pm.
Is that what she is? I thought one of her lobster-sized crabs had taken over the lower half of her body.
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Like a lobstrosity from The Dark Tower series! lol. Nah, I saw her dressed up as a fish and the connection was instantanious.
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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I remember those things that bit off his finger or hand or arm....I forget which...
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
That whore Kendra is clearly still drinking while pregnant.
Blohan's nose is disgustingly red in one of those thumbs.
Men do not find mermaids sexy.
And Jay Z is a mouth-breathing inbred with a chunky shameless bewigged hooker for a wife.
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."