Tuesday, June 23rd 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 22nd!
After finishing off Tony the Tiger the murderous Raisin turned on the Rice Krispie Elves making him the first known Cereal Killer. - City Barbie
Runners-up:
The Grapist - Vermonster
Just one little purple pill per day can scare the living bejesus outta you. Side effects may include heart palpitations, incontenence, wheezing, stroke, aneurysm, hemorrhoids and spilkes in your genectegezoink. - Ang
The last thing you see before the lights go out at Neverland Ranch. - SATANDEZ
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Now see people, the H1N1 virus is not that scary.
Barney's doodie bubble?
Oooh! it's an Oompa Dump-a!
"The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated."
Raul Duke on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 2:34pm.
Trojan's new full body condom for encounters of the Paris kind.
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Sorry! I did not see that you already used Paris.
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Coco and Jordan are going to have to up their camel toe game to compete with this.
Not really a caption. It looks to me like one of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers had one too many Whoopers with cheese.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Sorry Breakdown. I don't know how many times I have thought of a caption and by the time I type it and proof it, someone else has beat me to it.
If I win, I will give you some props.
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Come sit on Uncle Loozer's Lap and tell me what's wrong...
I really don't like this year's Christmas tree baubles...
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Dammit, Tommy Girl! You put the cock ring on backwards!
Blanket: 2025.
koko power rangers!!!
"Okay, I am now ready to have sex with you Paris, just had to get some protection."
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Build your very Cootie. Start with a body; add a head and a hat. Finish it off with retinal damage and a scarred childhood.
Due to decreased sales, Disney releases the Tigger and Piglet sex tape to the media.
Trojan's new full body condom for encounters of the Paris kind.
Even the Purple People Eater isn't immune to Middle-Age spread.
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Come sit on Uncle Loozer's Lap and tell me what's wrong...
Attack of the Purple People Gropper
Its amazing what you find when you clean behind the fridge.
In a few minutes, he's gonna bang the hell out of that Tony The Tiger blow-up doll.
Not a comment but a question....
WTF is Tony Tiger (in the background) doing there?
loozer took my line!
damn you!
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A glimpse into Tom Cruise's life had he not gone into acting.
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Aww geez, I really did not need to see a nude picture of Michael Jackson.
Meet Willie, the Purple Telechubby
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Perez Hilton's new outfit hides the bruises from his beatdown.
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Come sit on Uncle Loozer's Lap and tell me what's wrong...
The Bruno shit after 40 years.
Two scoops of raisins is about to be replaced with two gropes and a reach around.
Katie Price's next outit...pre-scissors and rhinestones.
Barney explores the world of S&M.
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"When I was on welfare and foodstamps the government never helped me out." - Craig T. Nelson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jQAQ0lbAcw Voices That Care~ A patriotic star studded salute to the troops!
So that's what Barney's crap looks like.