Tuesday, June 23rd 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 22nd!
After finishing off Tony the Tiger the murderous Raisin turned on the Rice Krispie Elves making him the first known Cereal Killer. - City Barbie
Runners-up:
The Grapist - Vermonster
Just one little purple pill per day can scare the living bejesus outta you. Side effects may include heart palpitations, incontenence, wheezing, stroke, aneurysm, hemorrhoids and spilkes in your genectegezoink. - Ang
The last thing you see before the lights go out at Neverland Ranch. - SATANDEZ
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The eww man group.
Ummm, I can't see your Poker Face Gaga
Mighty Morphin Homo Ranger.
The accidental love child of the orgy with the blue man group and Grimmace from McDonalds.
Victoria Beckham's retired implant is now happily married to Tony the Tiger and living out its days in Boca.
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"Today could be the day I'm mistaken for someone important."
It's that new arty way to express what it feels like to be trapped in Paris Hilton's vagina.
That's all.
Mansmanu (French Bitch)
Linda never forgave herself for hiring the "cheap" Barney for her child's party.....
FligNOr found out the hard way that Earth girls were, in fact, not easy as the size 6 Croc shoe connecting with all 3 of his balls distracted him from the pepperspray burning his 1 eye.
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Go forth. Be conquered. Go forth and die.
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Coco ain't got nothin on this camel toe
Now middle-aged, the purple teletubby finally comes out of the closet flashing jazz hands.
...and you wanna be my latex salesman?
Katie Price's skin condition, first diagnosed as simply a bad lamé fashion choice, eventually spread to cover every inch of her body. Everyone agrees it's an improvement.
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I’m just saying it’s a perception that can be perceived from it.
Look, if you are going to remake The Color Purple, at least read the damn book first.
The new Speedo Pedo suit is the biggest technological breakthrough since the 'Free Candy' Van.
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
Perez Hilton is hoping to wow fans and soothe tensions with his BRILLIANT new alter-ego: Purple Pain.
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
After the recent accidental deaths David Carradine and Tony the Tiger by hanging during a sex game gone awry, Grimace is brought in for questioning.
During Tommy girls latest Rectal exam, docters removed a suspicious looking purple papule.
Even Marvin the Martian has one in the fam~
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SLUTS - NOT CUNTS!
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
~cheetos & frapp~
Perez Hilton prepares to strike back against Will.I.Am.
S&Mime
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
Hey look - a moose fridge magnet.
Power Gayngers, the fetish revolution
This is what happens when Barney, Perez Hilton, and the Blue Man Group have a lovechild...
"I love you
You love me
We could do some kinky things
With some great big balls
And some slap and tickle too
So bring some lube
And latex with you…"
Theeeeyyyy'rrrreeee Grape!
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 2:37pm.
Raul Duke on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 2:34pm.
Trojan's new full body condom for encounters of the Paris kind.
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Sorry! I did not see that you already used Paris.
**************** I'll get over it,ok, I'm over it. Great minds think alike!
The Blue Man Groups trysts with groupies from the Mohegan Sun has come back to haunt them...
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
Grape Nuts failed attempt at a mascot.
Showtime's newest hit show DEXMO. A gay man who struggles with the need to kill bad guys while wearing fetish gear from Kmart.
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Hit hardest by the economic downturn, both Grimace and Tony the Tiger turn to online BDSM prostitution in order to make ends meet.
“If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though. It's Hambone.” -Jack Handey
Captain Chancre appearing at a free clinic near you!
BARNEY THE DINOSAUR MEETS XENU.
Scientists have finally isolated the "gay gene" proving it is present in sperm.
I really should have checked the expiration date on that Welch's Grape Juice before I drank it.
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Come sit on Uncle Loozer's Lap and tell me what's wrong...
Looks like Willy Wonka is still experimenting with flavored condoms.
Photos of Tinky Winky preparing for an intimate encounter were leaked online. Tinky has been linked in the past to Tigger but this photo reveals his partner may have been none other than Tony the Tiger.
I'm doubling over with cruel internal silent laughter.
When Prince attacks.
Tinky Winky's career as a gynecologist was thankfully short-lived...
Perez after his beat down.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Jon Gosselin preps for his first date with the newly-single Parasite Hilton.
I'm sorry, I'm only into little green men.
Prince has really let himself go lately.
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Come sit on Uncle Loozer's Lap and tell me what's wrong...
Jon begs Kate for more sex showing off his advanced case of blue balls.
It was a no-eyed, no-peened, creepin' purple beachball eater
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
Xenu lives! In a studio apartment located in Little Rock Arkansas.
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An inside look of Micheal Lohan's sex life.
At least this childrens' doctor wears gloves! Some are SO unhygienic!
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
The tooth fairy, revealed!
Heeeeee's GRAPE!
Is this the way to the Blue Man Group gig?
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May the wind always be on your back and the sun upon your face and may the winds of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars. The Depp.