The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 22nd!

Purple Hearts for heroes, Purple Guts for zeroes.

♪ What the effin crap, this purple guy just felt me up.

♪ Scuze me while I kiss this guy. Ew. Bad idea.

Tim Burton's big screen version of Grape Ape left a lot to be desired.

Beyonce Knowles in her new costume for the '09/'10 tour.

WTFOMGLOL --- You've got some great ones today!

Fianlly an outfit that Lady GaGa looks good in.

After getting kicked out of the blue man group for his weight gained, Joe fought back by changing colors and going solo!
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He told me "love isn't everything". What an asshole.

Barney was convinced his narcisstic shiny alien fetish w a penchant for slutty latex tigers would never be made public until he "forgot" his laptop at LAX

Ride the spiral to the end you may just go where no ones been. SPIRAL OUT

He ain't got shit on Green Man.

Well-hung, well-rounded latex fetishist seeks slightly taller woman for erotic encounters at my villa. Tony the Tiger may or may not be involved as you so desire.

♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.

"Don't try to glamour me, Bill.
I still ain't interested."

Someone obviously drank the Kool-Aid after all

The Purple Rose of Cairo, Illinois

Perez Hilton is all purple from getting BOOM BOOM POWED BY Will.I.Am
-ChicagoJosh

A grape swallows a watermelon and ends up nuts.

Never forget to Sevin Nyne your hands!

NOW do you understand why mommy didn't want to tell you how grape jelly was made?

He puts the tub in teletubby.

Even though Michael Phelps' new space polymer swimuit virtually doubled swim time by preventing skin drag, it did little to hide his recent weight gain from too much post-bong hit dorito gorging and eating Carrie Prejean's Christian poontang.

Tinky Winky goes solo.

Just one little purple pill per day can scare the living bejesus outta you. Side effects may include heart palpitations, incontenence, wheezing, stroke, aneurysm, hemorrhoids and spilkes in your genectegezoink.

Forced out of retirement due to the poor economy, Grimace found it difficult to slip back into the McDonald's franchise that once bought him fame and fortune.

Day Man. Fighter of the Night Man!

It's definitely Katie Price under there, the boob implant is still swimming around her leg.

"I love you!
You love me!
We're a fat Walmart-shopping inbred family!"

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The magical and mysterious raisin attempts to levitate tony the tiger.

Grimace, that latex-covered moose-knuckle is the exact reason why Ronald and Birdie stopped hanging out with you.

The magical and mysterious raisin attempts to levitate tony the tiger.

Purple Stuff never understood why the kids always chose Sunny D

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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange

Perez Hilton's mom & the ex California Grapes plead, "leave Perez alone..!" in a pathetic show from Perez's mom's basement. (Really, that's not Perez in that stupid suit).

time it's forever!

Perez Hilton's mom & the ex California Grapes plead, "leave Perez alone..!" in a pathetic show from Perez's mom's basement. (Really, that's not Perez in that stupid suit).

time it's forever!

Perez Hilton's mom & the ex California Grapes plead, "leave Perez alone..!" in a pathetic show from Perez's mom's basement. (Really, that's not Perez in that stupid suit).

time it's forever!

Perez Hilton's mom & the ex California Grapes plead, "leave Perez alone..!" in a pathetic show from Perez's mom's basement. (Really, that's not Perez in that stupid suit).

time it's forever!

Perez Hilton's mom & the ex California Grapes plead, "leave Perez alone..!" in a pathetic show from Perez's mom's basement. (Really, that's not Perez in that stupid suit).

time it's forever!

Submitted by chrisss on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 3:02pm.

Hey look - a moose fridge magnet.
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FTW!

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The Gosselin Hair Video is here! (A My2Cents/Sandbitch/TITS production)
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x9dzac_jon-kate...

Pics: http://www.flickr.com/photos/36561337@N05

The Purple Grape Guy from Fruit of the Loom has decided not to renew his contract and is now pursuing a career in magic.

It's a giant purple people eater with a side of nuts.

Bruno's brother Pluto, still lives in his parents’ basement back in Austria, is practicing his favorite fierce pose in hopes of getting his own movie.

I don't know how to tell you this Howard, but your invisibility cloak is really not working too well!

I don't know about you guys, but with all the hype, I was expecting much more for the premier of HBO's new series Hung.

Submitted by hobie59
Mighty Morphin Homo Ranger.
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Would have been much funnier had you written, "Mighty Morphin' Rump Ranger". That would have been a win, IMO.

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Go forth. Be conquered. Go forth and die. - Dethklok
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Richard Simmons called. He said he wants his sweating to the oldies workout clothes back....even the tube socks.

Looks like somebodies Dad didn't hug them enough as a child. Or perhaps he hugged him too much.

Uh...that wasn't frosting on Tony's flakes.

That's one way to cover a black eye.

The guy who played Barney is still having trouble finding work.

Jerry Falwell says "I told you so" as an all grown up Tinky Winky comes out of the closet.

A no-eyed, no-horned, non-flying purple people eater.

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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Not sure that's what she was thinking when she said she was in the mood for a purple headed monster.