Tuesday, June 23rd 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 22nd!
After finishing off Tony the Tiger the murderous Raisin turned on the Rice Krispie Elves making him the first known Cereal Killer. - City Barbie
Runners-up:
The Grapist - Vermonster
Just one little purple pill per day can scare the living bejesus outta you. Side effects may include heart palpitations, incontenence, wheezing, stroke, aneurysm, hemorrhoids and spilkes in your genectegezoink. - Ang
The last thing you see before the lights go out at Neverland Ranch. - SATANDEZ
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"I know you have had this in your closet for years Quentin but I am telling you the Gimp has got to be costumed in black leather".
"Jesus Christ, I thought I told you I DIDN'T want your brother in direct contact with the kids."
Mystery du Jour:
Mr. Purple dude, what side do you dress on??
The Cartoon Network's version of The David Carradine Story
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Tony the Tiger hung himself after Gimpy wouldn't stop rubbing his purple nutsack in his face and making him yell "They're Great!!!!!!!!"
Even Perez Hilton's bruises are faggy
Lance Armstrong in his Uniballer super hero suit ready to impregnate the world.
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Submitted by SATANDEZ on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 6:01pm.
The last thing you see before the lights go out at Neverland Ranch.
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Submitted by TtotheD on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 3:17pm.
...and you wanna be my latex salesman?
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LMFAO!
LMFAO!xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Submitted by Holita on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 4:42pm.
He was a no-eyed
No-haired
Flaming Purple Penis Eater.
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Sorry, doll, didn't see yours.
xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Yeah, he's the wrong color. He thinks it's the Blew Men Group.
Purple Peter Eater
xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
The last thing you see before the lights go out at Neverland Ranch.
The new Boones Farm Grape Guy ads are a little disturbing.
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Nice art.
"Can't the media cover more important shit like Spaghetti Cat or STAINS. Seriously, what are they up to? CNN, get on that!" - MK 5/13/09
Despite time not being on her side, 30 years later Lady CaCa is still trying to push buttons with her crazy outfits.
Vadge must have run out of tampons again.
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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo
That camel toe is the least of his problems.
Just another Plum smuggling grapes.
After all these years, Purple Passion still makes me vom.
Brett Favre checking out how he looks in Viking Purple!!
Tony the Tigers Heartworms have come out to play.
To the juicing room!
Sure he's wearing purple leather, but that gut tells me he's straight.
No, thanks. Grape Douchesicles make me break out.
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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo
Auditions for the new Joker in the next Batman film weren't going so well.
The "Fruit of the Loom Grape" has been excommunicated from the loom and sent to live with Kate Gosselin, never to show his face again!
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So why are we all here again?
Mickey Mouse is not happy, this guy stole his gloves.
"Maddox! Uh... er... Mommy and I are... uh... trying on our Halloween costumes!"
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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo
Tinky Winky?? You slut!!
Grope Ape! Grope Ape!
Tinky Winky reveals his new look at his coming out party.
He was a no-eyed
No-haired
Flaming Purple Penis Eater.
Kanye holds his breath until he has something interesting to say.
When Clitorises Attack.
its bruce bitch...
The lengths they'll go to hide sara jessica parker's surrogate!!!
David's less famous brother, Corky Blaine.
Alien Princess Pee Pee.
"The Grape Smuggler" proves that Hollywood has officially run out of Comic Book characters to make movies about.
Little Joey's farsighted mother should have looked closer when ordering her son's birthday entertainment off the web; if she had, she'd have seen she was ordering Barney the Submissive Spandex Fetishist.
What? Is there something in my teeth?
"Willy Wonka 2: The Revenge of Violet Beauregarde" -- She's 'bout ta whoomp a Oompa Loompa!
What hasn't Gilbert Grape eaten?
Jon Gosselin has finally lost it.
So....that's what Grimace's package looks like. Alrighty.
Purple Drank Man : Superhero to Spears everywhere!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Fierce? Ha, not with that lack-lustre tuck you're not.
Sarumon's evil eye takes on a form that no one could have predicted: the beer belly of a middle-aged plumber in Toledo, OH.
Call me when they televise the autopsy on this twat.
Submitted by Ang on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 4:11pm.
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awwww thank you :)