Tuesday, June 23rd 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 22nd!
After finishing off Tony the Tiger the murderous Raisin turned on the Rice Krispie Elves making him the first known Cereal Killer. - City Barbie
Runners-up:
The Grapist - Vermonster
Just one little purple pill per day can scare the living bejesus outta you. Side effects may include heart palpitations, incontenence, wheezing, stroke, aneurysm, hemorrhoids and spilkes in your genectegezoink. - Ang
The last thing you see before the lights go out at Neverland Ranch. - SATANDEZ
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When their house guest asked to have Grape Nuts in the morning this isn't what she meant.
It was sweet he wanted to dress up like his daughters favorite teletubbie for her birthday but he shouldn't have ordered the costume from an online sex shop.
Dil-don't
Worst. Boyfriend. Ever. A hostess at work, a cook in the bedroom, and a tiger in the... kitchen.
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Tony the Tiger leaves to clean-up after Grimace covers him in the special sauce.
Every prune in Hollywood is going to want the number of this California Raisins' plastic surgeon.
This is the only way Michael Jackson is able to keep his body parts from falling off anymore, but he still has a bad case of the grab hands.
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"Today could be the day I'm mistaken for someone important."
What's in the kitchen?
Um...we got some soda, purple stuff, Sunny D....
Fuck Sunny D, let's go with the purple stuff.
Tony the Tiger was a hit, but the mascot for GrapeNuts never caught on.
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"Today could be the day I'm mistaken for someone important."
After the accident she fell into a life of hard drugs, violent sex and a hardcore bondage fetish. This is the E! True Hollywood Story of Violet Beauregarde.
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"I'm not happy. Happy, happy, no." La Pequena Hillary Clinton
once, I had this blind date with David Gest, and he showed up wearing ...
Free Breast Exams.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
THIS is what happens when Kate Gosselin gets ahold of your nuts.
♪ Wonder if David Carridine was into this shit?
♪ Is this the "Flying purple people eater"?
gay man, wah oooo ooo
master of the day man, wah ooo ooo
champion of the bum...
you're a master of sodomy, and friendship, for everyone
Sorry about the multiple posts; using my blackberry
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Fred may dress weird, but at least he's got a kickass babe magnet bachelor pad.
Take me to your freezer.
Looks like Perez Hilton's new Boom Boom POW eye quit that ho...
----->Ghosts Wear Boo Jeans<-----
Fruit of the Loom gone crazy old pepaw with a bulge to turn a kid's hair white.
The lab technician was not at all surprised when he put Paris' pap smear slide under a microscope....
Michael Jackson's donning the latest in anti swine flu fashion...
OOps! Sorry Jalynne! I obviously didn't read the other posts before putting up my version of cereal killer. :-(
Um...you push it? Sounds like...tush? OH I KNOW!! YOU'RE A BUTT PLUG!!!!
After finishing off Tony the Tiger the murderous Raisin turned on the Rice Krispie Elves making him the first known Cereal Killer.
Britney's pregnant again.
lady gaga trial & error.
Lady Gaga's New Clothing Range For Men.
Ah HA! Tinkie Winkie is not gay. Tinkie Winkie has been a girl all along. And from the looks of it, a loose one at that!
Somehow, I think if you can see a camel toe and a moose knuckle on the same person, you're wearing the wrong costume.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
Brett Ratner replaces Chris Nolan on Batman 3! Plans to have the Riddler as the new villain.
What's white, purple, and gay all over? Perez after Will I Am beats him again.
Fruit of the Loon.
Fruit of the Looms unveils their campaign for the grape hammock.
Submitted by vermonster on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 8:19pm.
The Grapist
LMFAO....
This photo released by PerezHilton.com proves Will.I.Am really did lay the Boom Boom Pow down on him.
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Perez Sucks...MichaelK Rocks!
Cereal killer Grape Nuts shows Tony who the real tiger is. Rawr!
The Grapist
someone should have told lady gaga this may just be the outfit that gives her away.
I was born into a world you may not understand.
this is so funny..I saw many funny videos on a site :~~B l a c k W h i t e l o v i n g.c O m~~(a black and white girls dating site)__"u can have so much fun there
The Grimace gone wrong: he strung up Tony; he's coming for you next
Jerry Fallwell was expecting choirs of angels...instead, he found that he was to spend eternity being touched in his "special" place by that damn purple teletubby.
Lazious of the crack crime fighting troup "The Mighty Morphine Power Loungers" is having a wardrobe malfunction.
The evidence was clear despite Barney's testimony he never had inappropriate contact with that Teletubby.
I guess Tinky Winky was the gay Teletubby after all.
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