Monday, June 22nd 2009
I Knew This Looked Familiar
When I first saw these pictures of Bruno at the Berlin premiere of his movie, I felt a lump in my throat, my skin felt itchy, my nipples retreated into my body and all the moisture in my eyeballs got sucked out. I figured it was time to go to the free clinic again, but then I remember I had the same symptoms after looking at the picture that still makes cameos in my nightmares. THIS:
Fuck you, Bruno! Thanks to him this picture will probably go back to being the STAR of my nightmares instead of just an extra. To make it even worse, Bruno is wearing UGGs inspired by the creepy family of furries. Way to punch me in my soul. I wouldn't be surprised if Bruno is wearing a CROCS-made butt plug. Kill me.
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Yes Stoney, I have seen him in many things and the only time I have ever laughed at anything he did was when he was in Talledega Nights.
Sorry, I just don't find him funny otherwise.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Wait, wait, wait. Who is saying that it's our Breakdown with Bruno in those pics?
The movie isn't even out and I'm already irritated by him. The "Borat" thing got old very fast, looks like he's trying to run this into the ground as well.
Damn Sasha! Why are you trying so hard? I'm starting to hate you a little. If one of the themes of this movie is overexposure then you've totally nailed it.
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Ali G= funny....then boring.
Borat= Crap
Bruno= Diarrhea
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 12:36pm.
That second pic is pretty disturbing.
It might have been slightly cute had the little girl not been fondling his fake schlong.
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yeah this is freaking disgusting...what wacked out cult is that from?
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 12:39pm.
TEAM SNOWY & DG! Can't stand him either. (Although he was pretty funny in "Talladega Nights.")
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Yes, that has been the ONLY time I have liked him. He was great as Jean Gerard!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
anyone know the backstory to the original pic?
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Wow. Just wow. How many people did he offend with this stunt?
uh oh, once again I display my inner doucheness by smiling at this big goof!
I'll see the flick, cuz I HAVE to see all these crazy outfits! haha.
PS: the family "outer wear" photo is however disturbing
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Breakdown
Were you witness to this fuckery in person?
You guys say he's unfunny, but have you actually watched him? He coined the phrase "sexy times" by the way.
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Is that The Breakdown in one of the photos?
I...I think thats him!!!
Lucky bastard gets to hang out with Bruno!
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
very unfunny
he could totally be wino's stunt double, they have the same face and body
why did he open in berlin with this movie?
I was over it about three attention-seeking stunts ago.
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TEAM SNOWY & DG! Can't stand him either. (Although he was pretty funny in "Talladega Nights.")
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 12:34pm.
he's bugging me too DG
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All these stupid stunts don't make me want to see the movie.
In fact, if I even had thought about seeing it, his stupid face and all his attention whoring worldwide has pretty much made me go the exact opposite direction.
I just want to smack Cohen's face!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
a lillte bit disturbing...
*yawn*
He makes me feel the same way my daughter makes me feel when she says "Knock knock".
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I thought he was hysterical back in his HBO days, exposing the racists and bigots.
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Well, in his defense, at least he broke stereotypical boundaries and gave the Asian guy the biggest piece.
But granny needs a weedwhacker to her bushy poon.
Stat!
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That second pic is pretty disturbing.
It might have been slightly cute had the little girl not been fondling his fake schlong.
hahah. I love how the black and latino bulls' penises are super small and the asian bull's is huge! haha
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the asian guy has a BIG peen and the black guy has a SMALL peen. WHAT SATIRE!!!!!! LOL LMFAO BWAHAHAHA ROTFL HAHAHA HEHEHEH SO FUNNAH!
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Haha I love that the asian guy's outfit has the biggest cock :D
he's bugging me too DG
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WTF is that second pic?! im traumatized...
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"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
He puts dirt on my home town!!! Shame on him :S
No, seriously, he will blend in with all the nudists and swingers.......
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
I am so fucking sick of this fool and his new movie stunts. It isn't cute, nor funny and obviously not orig.
God how I hate Bruno!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
The original picture is so disturbing there are no words.
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I just don't know what to say.
So rawng on SO many levels.
And only in Berlin could he get away with this visual fuckery!
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That family picture still bothers me to this day. You have to wonder what the HELL were they thinking when they agreed to wearing that crap.
Not a funny man.