Monday, June 22nd 2009
I Knew This Looked Familiar
When I first saw these pictures of Bruno at the Berlin premiere of his movie, I felt a lump in my throat, my skin felt itchy, my nipples retreated into my body and all the moisture in my eyeballs got sucked out. I figured it was time to go to the free clinic again, but then I remember I had the same symptoms after looking at the picture that still makes cameos in my nightmares. THIS:
Fuck you, Bruno! Thanks to him this picture will probably go back to being the STAR of my nightmares instead of just an extra. To make it even worse, Bruno is wearing UGGs inspired by the creepy family of furries. Way to punch me in my soul. I wouldn't be surprised if Bruno is wearing a CROCS-made butt plug. Kill me.
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 1:00pm.
Hi my name is Stoney and I'm a blonde croc wearing white girl.
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I still love you Stone. It was very brave of you, just now, admitting that.
Breakdown!
I will shank you beyotch!
I SAID...NOT THE 2-STRAP GAYELLE ONES!!!
The cute, one strap dainty ones :)
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 12:57pm.
Am I alone in my hate for Talladega Nights?
when i saw it in the theater i laughed alot but i think it was because everyone else was laughing at it. when i watched it again on hbo and thought it sucked.
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
Hi my name is Stoney and I'm a blonde croc wearing white girl.
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If Migraine Sally is wearing Birkenstocks, she has changed up her diet dramatically, if you catch my drift
munch munch munch!
Someone call Security before she stabs me!
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will someone put KH8's rabid animal hair on John Goodmans scary ass head (from the happy birthday post a few days ago) and send me the link???
I can ALMOST dismiss the little girl in the OG pic grabbing the dick like "Daddy what's THIS" and the dad saying "No no no!".. then I look at his scary thin vampire hands and think otherwise...
he has child toucher hands.
lol
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Perhaps I need to see Borat then...
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Submitted by Master Blaster on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 12:55pm.
Submitted by Migraine Sally
BTW, I may be a blonde white girl, but I have never put on a pair of Uggs OR Crocs!
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You can be arrested for that and, subsequently, be reclassified as a minority. ALL blonde white girls must own either or both! However, if you own a pair of Birkenstocks, all will be forgiven.
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I have the Birkenstock "Madrid" sandal (one strap with a cute buckle, not the Jerusalem cruisers with the 2 straps) in the following colors:
white
black
navy
red
leopard print metallic
baby blue
pink
khaki
silver metallic
I shit you not!
The second photo was a Caption This eons ago. It has been in the sites' archives for a long time.
(yawn)
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Im mortified at that family in those costumes, Ive never seen that before, and the little girl holding the cock is very inappropriate. WTF is wrong those parents? These type of people shouldn't even own plants, nevermind having fucking kids. Unbelieveable.
Borat is one of my all time favorite movie, it's hysterical IMO...Ali G, not so much. But Im willing to go see this fuckery.
Am I alone in my hate for Talladega Nights?
OMG OMG here's EH's man and his family
http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2009/05/12/the-choker/
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Stoney
I loved him as Ali G.
I was going to see this movie too, but his constant press-whoring is tiresome. I'm sick of this character already.
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 12:41pm.
You guys say he's unfunny, but have you actually watched him? He coined the phrase "sexy times" by the way.
Ali G was good in the beginning, Talledega? nights was ok and he was good in Sweeney Todd. Thats about it!
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Submitted by Migraine Sally
BTW, I may be a blonde white girl, but I have never put on a pair of Uggs OR Crocs!
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Child Molestation? WTF are you guys talking about?
dreamhypnotique you nailed it. It is exactly like Tom Green. Bruno = Freddie Got Fingered.
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here's the site
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 12:51pm.
hahaha tom green. exactly.
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
EH - you just continue to make an ass out of yourself. UGH!
I'm pretty sure I'll see the movie, but these stunts are really getting old.
He reminds me of the frat kid that would dress up as a bloody tampon for halloween. Soooo irreverent *eyeroll*
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
I never said THIS stunt was funny. Just that D Ali G was funny. I didn't even see the first movie.
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child molestatiion pics are so not funny.
even if mommy *is* supervising.
the strain is starting to show on SBC/'bruno'.
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don't say "unconscious"/ no, don't say "doom"
well, if you have to say it / let me leave this room
Jumping the shark before the movie is even released is never a good sign.
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 12:44pm. second pic is borderline illegal...MK, you may get in trouble for it. the implication is almost kiddy porn.
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Puh-leeze.
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
This wearing out of welcomes is getting to the point where people start to fear that if they don't laugh at everything that this guy does, it makes them un-hip, unintelligent, unable to appreciate satire, prudish, racist, et al.
So people nervously chuckle, if they even care what the hipsters think, and laugh at how hysterical this guy is even if they don't actually think he's funny, because it's the right flavor of the minute thing to do.
Right, Tom Green?
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Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 12:42pm.
anyone know the backstory to the original pic?
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yup yup yup yup!
EDIT: Oh shit, I thought you said, "Anyone WANT TO know the backstory..."
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That black man was flown in special from Africa. They'll ship him back after the release.
Migraine Sally: Uggs are starting to make a splash here and I am about to vomit every time I see them. Crocs have already reared their heads.
And EastEndGirl: we all have a larger penis than that photo!
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R is for Ridiculous
U is for Unfunny
N is for Narcissist
O is for Overkill
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Bruno, he is so funny!!pink is his color.
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I have no desire at all to see this movie.
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His constant need for trying to be so over-the-top is really wearing thin. I think he is becomming another Will Farrell or Adam Sandler with everyhting they do being the same as before. >>>>>Big YAAAWWWNNNNNN<<<<<<<<<<<<
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Not to mention Breakdown is way hotter than pencil dick model dude.
I agree, angel.
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WTF is wrong with that family?
Seriously. That's disturbing!
*wretches*
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This guy is unfunny, irrelevant and a waste of time.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 12:43pm.
Wait, wait, wait. Who is saying that it's our Breakdown with Bruno in those pics?
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Well Breakdown is like the only black guy in berlin, so who else could the black guy be but him...
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
Breakdown,
C) my penis is bigger than that
Thank you for not ruining my mental image of you.
does anyone remember that website the second picture came from?
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"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Breakdown
The day I see you in a pair of Uggs, I know that the world has indeed ended!
BTW, I may be a blonde white girl, but I have never put on a pair of Uggs OR Crocs!
Awwww.. how sweet!. He borrowed Brad Pitt's little pink pencil dick.
I find the original picture amusing in a really uncomfortable way. I know it's part of the costume thingy, but that little girl is grabbing his daddy's dick. I wouldn't put it past Papa Joe to make this costume the sunday's official costume for fun family games.
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 12:41pm.
You guys say he's unfunny, but have you actually watched him?
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I think he's really funny. I think this shit is WAY over done. It was funny - he needs to move on...it's like: I'm happy that The Blues Brothers was made into a movie; A Night at the Roxbury? Not so much.
I would have been quite happy with one movie in a patchwork like Ali G...and then enjoy him while he explores some different things....that's where it always gets interesting with someone interesting - when they throw something new at you...
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Migraine Sally:
No, but I was actually called for a shoot the day of this and I was in Munich, so maybe it was for this? I throw up in my mouth just thinking about it.
But no way in HELL I would have said yes to this hot ass mess because:
A) I would never wear a catsuit in downtown Berlin
B) Uggs and Negreauxz do not mix
C) my penis is bigger than that
Discuss amongst yourselves.
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Is that " The Chaz" on the right?
Just now seeing the landing strip above the peen. LMFAO!
Oh my god, that photo of the family. UGH.
Old D Ali G Show was hilarious.
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Cohen's suit should be covered in black hair because he's as hairy as an ape in real life.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
I am at a loss for words which, is very unusual!
second pic is borderline illegal...MK, you may get in trouble for it.
the implication is almost kiddy porn.
as for the costumes with dicks and boobs, it's already getting old.
The bull costume from last week was a cool Halloween idea though.
We're collecting lingerie for needy sexy people - Blanche Devereaux
I have mine but it's a "onesy" no boots.