Monday, June 22nd 2009
I Knew This Looked Familiar
When I first saw these pictures of Bruno at the Berlin premiere of his movie, I felt a lump in my throat, my skin felt itchy, my nipples retreated into my body and all the moisture in my eyeballs got sucked out. I figured it was time to go to the free clinic again, but then I remember I had the same symptoms after looking at the picture that still makes cameos in my nightmares. THIS:
Fuck you, Bruno! Thanks to him this picture will probably go back to being the STAR of my nightmares instead of just an extra. To make it even worse, Bruno is wearing UGGs inspired by the creepy family of furries. Way to punch me in my soul. I wouldn't be surprised if Bruno is wearing a CROCS-made butt plug. Kill me.
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Elf was Will's worst film! Talladega(sp?) Nights was awesome. even semi pro.
I hate Seth Rogen though and the lead dude from forgetting Sara Marshall.
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Alanis did it better years ago.
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I had to go see that skating movie with my niece, Blades of Glory? pure torture!
I don't think I ever saw Anchorman
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 1:23pm.
I think I am one of the only humans alive that has not seen "Anchorman"
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Submitted by Haribo on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 1:21pm.
he's all sorts of crazy :) i wanna see the movie...BADLY!
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gooood! let's go together and throw popcorn at couples
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I know the guy who had to paint the helmets for Talledega Nights at literally the last minute.
M.E.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 1:22pm.
What??
Will ferrel rocks my socks
when I'm flipping the channels I can't pass ELF.
and I saw Stranger than Fiction last week and I love him even More
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Sorry Provolone, but I LOATHE Anchorman. Not even Paul Rudd's presence could convince me to watch it again.
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Need a link to the birks MS and Stoney are raving about!
I think I am one of the only humans alive that has not seen "Anchorman"
Hey sluts! I need an open post.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 1:20pm.
all the will ferrall haters obviously haven't seen Anchorman. that movie never gets old
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Anchorman and Talledega Nights never get old for me.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
he's all sorts of crazy :) i wanna see the movie...BADLY!
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'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 1:18pm.
DG: Really? I'd heard he was kind of a dick to his fans. He's been at Bristol the last few times we've been there, but we've never come across him.
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I guess that could be true of most actors at one time or another, but I have read interviews and he seems like a genuinely nice man. I don't know how he treats his fans necessarily, but he seems very down to earth and into his family in interviews I have read.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
all the will ferrall haters obviously haven't seen Anchorman. that movie never gets old
off Topic: Speaking of comedy, Drudgereport has a funny Perez pic up!!
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
xerquina:
Nice lips!
But that's not me. I don't usually flash my penis for large crowds.
You learn a thing or two in fashion prison!
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DG: Really? I'd heard he was kind of a dick to his fans. He's been at Bristol the last few times we've been there, but we've never come across him.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 1:14pm.
OMG they ARE dainty, graine! Me want!!!
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Stoney, I would'nt lie to you gurl :)
I kind of want a pair of crocs to wear when I lift weights. I don't like wearing shoes and sometimes I need a little more arch support or something.
That is reminding me of the Twilight zone episode with the pig face people...and it's making me itchy.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
DG: Me too. &, dare I admit it? I like Will Ferrell. I think he's really funny! I own "Elf," "Talladega Nights," "Old School," "Stepbrothers," & "The Wedding Crashers."
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ME TOO Drama! I have all those movies AND Anchorman: Ron Burgundy!
I really like Will Ferrell! He is also a very nice man IRL from what I have heard and that always goes a long way with me, considering most comedic actors are dicks!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I wear uggs! I have 3 pairs. I live in Michigan, so they are great for the snow. I don't wear them for 'fashion', though. I only wear them in the winter and change into other shoes when I get to my office.
My mom used to sell shoes and she claims that Britney Spears made them popular. She would wear them in the middle of summer with a miniskirt. Blech.
EDIT: AHAHA, BS made Uggs popular, not shoes. It might not have been clear.
The chick with the penis looks like the mom in the family, is it the girl all grown up? That explains a lot!
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Why do you think you take a HO to a HOtel!
OMG they ARE dainty, graine! Me want!!!
EEG check your mail.
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And to think someone had to knit all that pink fugliness....He is doing an awful lot of annoying promoting for this damn movie...I wonder if it will be a bomb.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 1:11pm.
BreakDown,is that you in thumbnail 8? you furry heaux!
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DG: Me too. &, dare I admit it? I like Will Ferrell. I think he's really funny! I own "Elf," "Talladega Nights," "Old School," "Stepbrothers," & "The Wedding Crashers."
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
I hope he faints from heat stroke
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 12:51pm.
So people nervously chuckle, if they even care what the hipsters think, and laugh at how hysterical this guy is even if they don't actually think he's funny, because it's the right flavor of the minute thing to do.
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Good theory, but his costumes for this flick are just making me laugh. It's more of an infantile reaction. Yes, like a fart.
Unless people are being hurt, if it makes me laugh, I will see the flick
It doesn't matter if others don't laugh. just sayin
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it creeps me out that he looks like joan rivers in picture number 3
so xerquina is into golden showers?
Gosh, we're a kinky lot of sluts!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 1:08pm
count me in! can't stand Sacha's shtick anymore. But i can tolerate Will Ferrel.
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I saw Will Ferrell on The Daily Show 2 weeks ago, and that is the first time I have liked him in a long time.
I am so over Sasha. Next please.
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[I've been thinkin' bout you]
And there ain't no doubt about it, I'm in love
[The way I feel about you]
There just ain't no doubt about it, I'm in love
-Evelyn "Champagne" King
Well, I loved Talledega Nights, and I think to appreciate it you have to somewhat be familiar with NASCAR and hillbilly customs as I am! : )
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Stock,
Sick to the backteeth.
Stoney, sent you a very juicy story about SJP.
What can I say to this fuckery? My fellow man never ceases to make me vomit.
Blonde, white, croc owner and proud wearer.
team hate will farrel
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"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
i don't understand all the hatred for Crocs, they're great for group showers if you're into that kind of thing.but that's about all the purpose they can serve.
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 1:06pm.
Dainty Birkenstock is an oxymoron.
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I just sent you a picture of me Birkis, BEFORE I saw this response!
hahahahahahahaha
EEG ~ nope, I HATE Talledega Nights and most Will Ferrel movies. He's an overrated jerk.
On Topic: anyone else SICK of Borat / Sascha Cohen and all his bullshit alter egos??
But just so you know, I never wear crocs anywhere but in the garden or at the pool!
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Thank god it isn't just me. Bestie and bf think it is the funniest movie ever.
I fell asleep I was so bored.
@Migraine Sally:
Congrats! You're still white. Please join the other white folks in the park at 6pm today for a stimulating game of hacky sack.
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 1:00pm.
Hi my name is Stoney and I'm a blonde croc wearing white girl.
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although I dont have any NOW, theyre one of the only shoes that I can buy cheap that fit my big ass feet (11W)
I've been rocking these lately (partially due to swollen feet during pregnancy) in a variety of colors
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 12:57pm.
OMG OMG here's EH's man and his family
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Ahahahahahahahahahaha! That is priceless Snowy!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 12:57pm.
Am I alone in my hate for Talladega Nights?
I didn't care a lot for it. I liked Gary Cole and the foul-mouthed kids, but like all Will Ferrell films the humor disappears whenever Ferrell is in a scene. Semi-Pro could have been a decent comedy if Will Ferrell wasn't in it. He sucks the humor out of movies like Madonna sucks the souls out of men.
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Migraine Sally:
Funny that you mention shank...
I am watching Kathy Griffin's "She'll Cut a Bitch" right now!
So shank on, saltine!!!
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 1:00pm.
...and on the next episode of Intervention...
"Hi my name is Stoney and I'm a blonde croc wearing white girl."
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