Would You Hit It?
You better say yes, because he would hit all of us in a row. I don't care if you've got two hairs on your head, no teefs, three eyes, the chronic farts and a bagina gut so large that it has to be held up with clamps, he would still get with that shit. If you can make the sex, David Duchovny will RSVP to your pussy party.
But SERIOUSLY, David is looking a lot better since his sex rehab days. Not being completely addicted to the snatch has done him some good. I guess he traded 12-hours of amateur porn viewing for working out. Pumping iron instead of pumping pussy! Go on!
Here's David spending a little quality time with his wife Tea Leoni in Malibu yesterday. A source told People that they are working on their marriage and Tea is helping him through his sex addiction. Good for Tea! I'm sure it was a little weird when David jizzed in his trunks after a piece of sexy seaweed floated by him yesterday, but Tea should know that the old David would've done ass-to-mouth with it. Progress!
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If he left his pants on & just let me dry hump, with a bottle of Purell on the nightstand.
Oh god, yes.
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 12:06pm.
No but I would hit Perez! Bahahahahahah!
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Haha! Yeah, Polo already had a piece of that!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
you never go ass to mouth!!! (god i LOVE clerks 2)
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Miss your fucked up ways on my fucked up days.
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 12:04pm.
Hell fucking NO. He's probably barebacked thousands of HOOKERS!
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Nuh-uh! He went to jail for hearting sex too much! I'm sure he's been tested a bazillion times over - we'd know, fersure.
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Um, no. And he's always been in really good shape. He does a lot of yoga. And probably has burned thousands of calories fucking everything that moves.
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Hell fucking NO. He's probably barebacked thousands of HOOKERS!
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Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 12:02pm.
naw-uh. he's dirrty, and not in a good way
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Yeah, I'd have to let Denise Richards make him over first. OMG did I just reference Denise Richards? Ugh.
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Nope.
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
naw-uh. he's dirrty, and not in a good way
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*barfs in his own mouth*
I'd hit it.
Sex addict? All the better!
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
If he left his shirt on.
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I'd hit it, but only if Agent Scully joined in as well.
*yawn*
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
sex rehab sounds like a great place to meet horz.
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