Would You Hit It?
You better say yes, because he would hit all of us in a row. I don't care if you've got two hairs on your head, no teefs, three eyes, the chronic farts and a bagina gut so large that it has to be held up with clamps, he would still get with that shit. If you can make the sex, David Duchovny will RSVP to your pussy party.
But SERIOUSLY, David is looking a lot better since his sex rehab days. Not being completely addicted to the snatch has done him some good. I guess he traded 12-hours of amateur porn viewing for working out. Pumping iron instead of pumping pussy! Go on!
Here's David spending a little quality time with his wife Tea Leoni in Malibu yesterday. A source told People that they are working on their marriage and Tea is helping him through his sex addiction. Good for Tea! I'm sure it was a little weird when David jizzed in his trunks after a piece of sexy seaweed floated by him yesterday, but Tea should know that the old David would've done ass-to-mouth with it. Progress!
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HIS WIFE IS TOO UGLY FOR HIM.
I'D HIT THE SHIT OUT OF IT.
Fucking A I'd hit this - a million times over. He had the mojo back then and now at 48 he's still smoking hot.
I had the biggest crush on him years ago.
I can't hate on David & Tea trying to make it work.
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lmao, hit us all in a row- whoa, i wonder what sex with reovering sex addict would be like. i'm sorry if thats insesitive but thats what im really wondering ;9
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"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Hit it? Are you KIDDING me? *wretch* Of course, you like that freak Carrot Top, so...
The MusicMan has SPOKEN!
It was said he just enjoyed hot dating with a black big female on >> M y I n t e r r a c i a l M a t c h. c Om "<< , many hot pictures are shown...so many fans show interest on him there, oh, really? It is nice to enjoy more about it now...
Tea's experiencing a little bit of KARMA.....
Before she married David, she was fucking a MARRIED Studio Exec!
i know duchovny is sticky as hell, but i'd do him...i have no reasonable explanation for doing him though...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Hit it? Sure - with a stick.
hell yes I would!!! Love David Duchovny. He's pure hotness even at 48.
The guy has abs but not much else.
Hell to the yes!... I would start at the top and suck everything in between, even with his peepaw belly, I'd hit it... you def know he likes rim jobs
Emma Grace Frost
Hit it...lick it...suck it...slap it....fondle it...fist it...probe it....
"How do you fuck a fat chick? Flip through the folds and when you smell shit...go back one."
Yes. Mulder!
Tea dahling, I have one word for you--SUNGLASSES
It's Mulder, of course I'd hit it! For protection though, I'd wear my rubber Alien body suit.
Hell yes! He's not any different than most actors in hollywood. Paul Newman was having sex with men while he was married, he just didn't get caught.
A Thousand times: YES!
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I would hit that in a New York minute! oooh, to be that piece of sexy seaweed...haha
A piece of sexy seaweed. ROLTF!
I used to think he was hot now not so much.
He's very unattractive. He always looks like he just got bad news.
Anyone else ever see the Red Shoe Diaries? I never heard of it but I watched an episode the other day. In the opening credits, David Duchovney puts an ad in the classifieds asking for women to send him erotic letters. I laughed so hard.
kitten 666 i would be afraid of getting some sort of human disease ! sexual addiction ..... YIKES ! that is worse than being a junkie !
I'd definitely hit it, but he'd have to wear two condoms.
"I used to be Snow White... but I drifted."
-Mae West
He doesnt really do it for me...Was he banging other chicks or just addicted to porn? I could tolerate a porn addiction, damn even a drug addiction, but knowing my husband was whoring it up with other women...Thats a tough one...Ick.
i would if he wasn't such a whore.
nothing more unattractive than a person who's had enough sex partners to fill the seats at a sporting event.
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No to the hitty secksay times for moi.
I will stop, drop and roll for an X-Files marathon, (no, that is not a reference to "Friends"), but I never found him hittable.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Isn't it time for an open post? Please!
I'd hit him with divorce papers if I was his wife.
Why stick around an asshat who f**ks everything with a pulse.
shortbread71:
You did NOT just call us whores?!
(who told?!)
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Fuck yes. He can't be any dirtier than any of you whores!!! :P
Master Blaster:
I was thinking the same thing.
Tea used to be hot, but apparently something has sucked the sizzle right out of her.
Maybe it was his schnizzle?
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He banged all of the cute right out Tea Leoni, didn't he? Apparently, the ugly stick is in his pants!
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Tea guuurrrrl, I hope you made multiple appts for the doctor to get checked out.
I love me some David Duchovny but I couldn't hit it knowing the barrage of chicks he has banged.
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MK about the whores on Dlisted:
..and there are animal stories, they like a kitten on a vacuum for some reason…
Not only NO, but hell NO!
Maybe I'm just in a good mood today, but I'm happy to see David and Tea are working on their marriage. They look genuinely happy in these pics.
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That X-Files film was on HBO the other night. Talk about garbage. No wonder it flopped.
Never.
Maybe. I can't remember the last time I had sex.
My sister's seen him in the cafe area of Equinox looking totally out of it. The desk person told her he sits there by himself all the time. So technically, yes, he's hitting the gym...at least in some capacity. Better that than the ladies.
I don't know. He's not my cup of tea.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
I once went on a road trip with him and his snobby gf.
I could tell they were jealous of me and my cactus-carrying old lady, Adele. Things got very tense at the end. Excuse me, I gotta go see a man about a mule.
Early
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No,thanks.
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David is an annoying homosexual who has for years circulated rumors that she is horse-hung. We have yet to see confirming verificatia of this.
We have just returned from the gym where we worked legs, back, and biceps. Our breasts feel very firm and full. Perhaps they will be played with tonight!
I've been wanting to hit that ever since this hot piece was in Red Shoe Diaries. And that sex addiction was to porn - he never copped to cheating on Tea, and she backed him up on that.
I want DD to MAKE ME BELIEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Tea needs to ask David if he hit Agent Scully with some XXX files.
Tea also needs to flea dip him, drag him to about 17 free clinics and then (and only then) think about getting back with that.
Damn, is that slut dickmatized or what?!!
Brings new meaning to the term 'tea-bagging'!
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i wouldn't hit it! not even with a baseball bat.
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http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/22/perez-unloads-on-will-disgusting-human-bei... No but I would hit Perez! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!