Tim Burton Understands The Importance Of Eyebrows
Here's three official pictures of Johnny Depp (as the Mad Hatter), Helena Bonham Carter (as the Queen of Hearts) and Anne Hathaway (as the White Queen) from Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland. All three of these pictures can easily get prime real estate at the Museum of Exquisite Eyebrow Art. My own eyebrows are bowing down.
It looks like the picture that leaked last year of Johnny as the Mad Hatter was pretty much spot on. Johnny still looks like the acid baby of Elijah Wood and Carrot Top. And in this picture, you can clearly see that Tim Burton took weave brows to a whole new level! Johnny's flame brows are taking me higher! If Andy Rooney didn't get his bush brows trimmed by his barber every week, they would look just like this.
What is Helena Bonham Carter's chola name, because homegirl looks like she has razors in her hair and hickeys underneath her collar. Baby Heart Girl? La Rojo Whisper?
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Duh, that's actually Elijah Wood! You can tell by the gap in his front teeth. Johnny Depp doesn't look anything like that!
OMG, Depp DOES look like Elijah and Carrot Top's evil love child! Yikes. HBC, however, looks like the late great Klaus Nomi, when he used to sing backup for Bowie. To wit:
http://www.psychotica.net/evb/nomi/miscphotos.html
Poor Johnny is practically channeling Madonna. If only he had her roids, 'cause he's got all the red string he could ever need.
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OMG i cant wait to see it
although when i look at Jonny's eyes they are kind of lopsided, like his contacts aren't on straight or something. its wierding me out. i cant look at it.
Anne Hathaway. Blaaah.
But if she doesn't have to talk too much, in reality maybe her cartoonish features will work for this--despite the fact that I don't like her.
Are you sure that isn't Elijah Wood?
Holy shit! Their makeup is amazing! I wonder who did it????? Does anyone know?
looks like Madonna when she trolls Malawi for children
I would violate JD sexually. That is all.
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Submitted by M.i.S. on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 5:01pm.
It looks like Elijah Wood.
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I think it is. Right?
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hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
i think the makeup for johhny and helena is excellent, but isn't anne already that white?
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
i wish he would do american mcgee's alice instead of the regular alice in wonderland then i'd actually go see it
It looks like Elijah Wood.
“If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though. It's Hambone.” -Jack Handey
So THIS is what Madonna looks like when she takes her make-up off. Sure to instill fear in the hearts of children everywhere.
Looks awesome! Oh Depp, how I love you....
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
swear to God - I thought it was Madonna
This movie will rule hard, if it doesn't who cares! DEPP. Love Helena as well, put her with Depp (Sweeney Todd), they were perfect together.
why does the mad hatter look a little like a trani version of frodo baggins...Elija, don't wear the wig!
Anne Hathaway looks beautiful! Who is going to be Alice?
I will go see this movie.
If that's the look TB wanted for the Mad Hatter,
why didn't he just cast Carrot Top, and save
all that dough on a make-up artist ?
There is nothing they can do to make this guy look bad. ever.
Submitted by aninha on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 12:09pm.
What the hell is the matter with Johnny Depp??? He's weird in all his characters! I'm starting to hate him :X
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It's called ACTING. Pleasure! Pray tell me what actor you rather see than the almighty Depp ( probably Rob Patzzzz). If only 25% of actors today showed Depp's originality and refusal to just chase the blockbuster. So many actors bore me (yes Tommy, Brad hell even george) but Depp, Damon etc never. At least they try new stuff.
This may have already been mentioned, but wouldn't it make sense for the white queen to have white eyebrows? Then she would be ALL WHITE.
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Johnny Depp on Letterman's show: June 27, 2009.
*swoons*
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Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 1:27pm
I can't remember which night they said but he's gonna be there....
I was kinda shocked he's doing interviews.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Crispin Glover is "McFly" right?
What's Eating Gilbert Grape. Awesome movie. I could watch it over and over and over again. For me that movie is how I see Johnny's real life personality. Quiet, all about family.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 1:26pm.
When?
Yep, I'm a Deppaloonie.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Johnny Depp will be on Letterman this week.
look for me..humping the tvs in best buy.
Wow haven't read through all the comments, but I am probably repeating this; Johnny Depp will be on Letterman this week.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
kitten 666i love it !
THIS is going to be epic! I can't wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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Johnny and Helena look great, Anne is getting on my nerves and Im hatin, other then Devil Wears Prada, I have no likey for her for a long time now. I look forward to seeing this flick, Johnny is coming out guns blazing, 3 in a row. I dream of you and masturbate furiously Mr. Depp.
Someone give out a good YouTube Crispin Glover link!
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HBC has always had a 10 head so this isn't a surprise to me
is it bad that i would still do johnny depp? even with all this make up on? yes. yes i would.
Tim Burton, Johnny Depp, Christian Bale: Bohemian Rhapsody: The Life & Times of Freddie Mercury and Queen.
Now, that would be an awesome movie.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Jesus Christ, Johnny is terrifying me in that pic... I think it's the contacts.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 12:00pm.
Momus...
You got some 'splainin to do...
*taps foot*
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Moi??????
About what? *looking beguilingly innocent*
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I think I would have to have 2, 5 or maybe 8 drinks before I would be able to hang out with Crispin Glover. I love that fool but damn, he is on the good shit, for reals. Does anyone else think he should sue Jeff Goldblum for totally apeing his whole deal?
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-"Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 12:32pm."
Ha! yeah, you beat me to it. I was stupidly distracted trying to remember the proper chola name and got distracted.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 12:24pm.
Crispin Glover? He's been hanging with a chola, in fact!
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Thanks for the link! I'm having alittle video technical difficulty today, but will view later.
As I've said before, Crispin's character in Back to the Future is my all time fav.
"You're my density."
haha!
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how about crispin glover and johnny depp in same movie- What's Eeating Gilbert Grape~ I COULD WATCH THAT MOVIE OVER AND OVER.
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Submitted by rotten_egg on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 12:29pm.
Speaking of Crispin Glover, I saw a youtube video of him and some chick called littleLoca (I think) a while back...
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That's what I just posted down there:)
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Awsome make-up!!!!!!
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
I'm looking forward to when Burton and Depp work on the Dark Shadows film.
If they don't cast Hugh Laurie as Roger Collins, they are morons!!
Susan Sarandon would make a GREAT Elizabeth Collins too.
depp looks just like vadge!
i wish they had done more with the white queen. hathaway looks like she always does, at least in this pic. the white queen is supposed to be a depressed victorian housewife type. hathaway just looks....white.
carter - superbly distorted. love love love.
this is one of my favorite books (i've read it a hundred times) and i'm sure burton will do it proud.
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Speaking of Crispin Glover, I saw a youtube video of him and some chick called littleLoca (I think) a while back... that was some hilarious stuff. I saw his super wacky and trippin' movie; those visuals gave me the hibbie jibbies, but if you like acid-ridden and wacky stuff, it's worth the watch.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 12:22pm.
I don't really mine the Pirates series either. In any event. his stuff holds my interest, where as other movies out there today don't. I did watch Into the Wild over the weekend and enjoyed that.
I think it is great that someone breaks from the pack and is good at what he does and how he does it. No other actor can pull off, imo, what he does.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
first glance, I thought it was Madonna
Why is Depp wearing his wifey's teeth?! Johnny boy, Vanessa called, she wants her gap back!
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