Matthew McConaughey Works Fast
For being such a mega stoner, I would think that Matthew McConaughey spermies weren't in a rush to get back to work after making a baby with Camila Alves a few months ago. I would think they would just want to hang out on Camila's ovaries, shoot the shit, lay around and not even bother trying to break into one of those egg things. Too much work. But they have proven me wrong, because Camila is baking a baby! Yeah, isn't that sweet? Father and child are baking at the same time!
Matthew announced the news on his website (which is a bong hit in itself): "Happy Father's Day. It's my first, and the last 11 months with Levi and Camila have been the most rewarding adventure to date. Happy Father's Day. It's my first, and the last 11 months with Levi and Camila have been the most rewarding adventure to date. We have more blessed news to celebrate this Father's Day that [will] make this time next year double the fun. Levi is going to be a big brother... Yeah, we pulled off the greatest miracle in the world one more time, Camila and I are expecting our second child, bringing more life into the world, making more to live for. The future looks bright as the family grows and we thank you all for the well wishes you send our way. Viva la evolucion, naturally, and in the mean times and all time, just keep livin."
Viva la evolucion! Ha. Do I have to be fully stoned to understand that last sentence? If so, pass me a joint and light it up.
Anyway, congratulations to Matthew! It will be nice for him to have another human around all the time who has arms shorter than his own. When Matthew can't reach the syrup in the middle of the table, his new baby friend can look at him with eyes that say, "Sigh Neither can I." Matthew will never feel alone!
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Oh my God! I've never seen an 'FLK' before! Levi probably was diagnosed 'FLK' at birth (funny looking kid.) Kind of a a T-Rex in reverse.
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so...weed and body odor is actually as good as in vitro treatments?
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hahah they forgot to add they are pleased to announce they are "over the moon" gimme an effin break it's pregnancy u didn't discover life on mars
Still think he's gay and she is a well-paid beard/surrogate.
She has dumb cow expression in almost every picture. He used to be Lance Douche Armstrong's tag team poon hound right?
Anyway congrats I think. But seriously that lame fucking 'just keep livin' tag line of his has got to go. I know it's some foundation he started for a good cause too but it makes me roll my eyes like I do every time i see a frat wearing those yellow lance armstrong bands. It seems like he is all about 'look how laid back i am ' and it's just annoying. haha
I'm voting "Strauss" will be the new baby's name.
He's gay and I'm shocked Camilla is still around.
Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 8:47am.
Unlike Ricky Martin, Matthew's surrogate contract also included a beard clause. I'm thinking the "miracle" he's referring to is the fact that no one's figured out that yet.
His kid is ugly.
awww...his son is soooo cute
It will be nice for him to have another human around all the time who has arms shorter than his own.
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Almost spit my coffee on the monitor with that one!
I used to think he was kind of hot until I noticed the wonky arms & more & more of his personality became exposed....now as he ages his face looks more & more like wax for some reason...He doesnt seem like the botox type, but he looks weird now.
I dont think he's gay. Stoned, weird and dirty, yes, but not gay. Trust me, there's about 100,000 clones of Matt Mc running around Austin.
He talks like Owen Wilson's character in Meet the Parents...like : "this is the altar where Debbie and Bob will become man and wife."
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I no longer find him sexy (or super talented) either. I don't think the Missus is astonishingly gorgeous and Levi looks, well, average.
Yeah he already has little people limbs! LOL I know what you meant.
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 10:25am.
Is it possible for two normals to make a midgit?
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Unfortunately, yes...I am not sure I would classify these two as "normal" though.
Maybe it's me but I don't find him at all sexy or hot.
ha ha stoney, of course it it, VIVA LA EVOLUTION!
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Gaa. Another T-rex babysaur.
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Is it possible for two normals to make a midgit?
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Oh that's Levi? I thought it was Matt Rolloff, my bad
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I swear I'm not trying to be mean but I've noticed that Matt's son seems to be really small compared to other babies his age and dare I say has little people proportions. Maybe it's just me.......
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That kid is all kinds of fug. Stop with the miracles, Matt.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:34am.
Memo to TRex Arm Man (a.k.a. McConogay):
Getting a woman knocked up isnt' "the greatest miracle in the world". The only thing required is a case of beer or in your case some pot laced hot wings.
This story is about as interesting as a bowl of creamed corn.
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That's exactly what I was thinking! Getting pregnant happens - probably - millions of times a day. Maybe if Levi and Camilla were having fertility problems and they FINALLY were having a kid after years of trying, MAYBE this hyperbole would be acceptable.
But c'mon, Matt, she just had a baby 11 months ago...obviously fertility is not a problem. When you and Camilla pull off a real miracle (like brokering sustained peace in the Middle East), we will all jump for joy at your abilities.
Hey I wanted to ask if you could post anything about what's going in Iran because they could use some prayers! Please consider it... you have SOOOOO many viewers of this site!
Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 9:28am.
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I'm hoping that Levi gets his momma's genes, but in that picture it appears as if little raptor baby arms are in his future.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Playing bongos nude while smoking up with your male friends does not mean you're gay.
Memo to TRex Arm Man (a.k.a. McConogay):
Getting a woman knocked up isnt' "the greatest miracle in the world". The only thing required is a case of beer or in your case some pot laced hot wings.
This story is about as interesting as a bowl of creamed corn.
I think Matthew is a lesbian who is trapped in a male body that has to act like a straight guy when he's not with his gay friends. Or maybe not.
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Matthew is gay? Since when?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
IDK about the rug theory... A guy who doesn't bother wearing deodorant probably wouldn't bother messing w/a hairpiece every day.
Sluttsville,
No... it's not just you.
Obvious homosexual Matthew appears to be wearing shoe polish on the extreme upper forehead and/or a rug.
Discuss!
That annoucement totally sounds like a drunk email.
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Is Matthew actually one of those homosexuals who also fuck fish (Lesbianism most foul)?!
He used one of his own movie lines from Dazed & Confused: keep on l-i-v-i-n.
Is it just me or does Camila's arm appear to reach Baby Spud's hand with ease whereas Matthew has to bend a little at the side to reach the baby's hand?
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 06/22/2009 - 8:47am.
I love how he thinks it's the "greatest miracle in the world" that he knocked up his girlfriend. He either doesn't know what "miracle" means or he doesn't know what "sex" is.
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I'm pretty sure he means that his little guy, Levi, is the greatest miracle in the world TO HIM, so in his opinion, they are pregnant with another little miracle. He seems like a devoted dad who is sincerely happy to be having another. I can't hate on that. And I'm not going to hate on a couple having two children.
I also think Matthew looks pretty damn good in that picture. His arms don't bother me!
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His stoner sperm can be lazy as all hell, she is only 24 & her goldigging eggs are probably very baby greedy, so it makes things a heck of a lot easier...
At least he's not adopting overseas. Aside from that I couldn't care less.
Of course he is poppin' em out quick.
Beards are getting more and mroe expensive by the day!
I call 'separation' by 2012. Mark my words, sluts!
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I think there's enough life in the world, there, Matthew. 6-7 billion folks is plenty. And a great percentage of those 6-7 billion having multiple babies in the next 100 years is downright frightening.
I'm doing my part by not having any kids.
That baby looks like a little Cornish game hen. If he got me some of the good shit, I'd pass Matthew my syrup!
Good grief! Not another baby friend! Celebrities are worse than Mormon's!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
At least he didn't bust out with the word "womb" like he did last time.
Congratulations! Do they ever let Uncle Rooster babysit?
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I love how he thinks it's the "greatest miracle in the world" that he knocked up his girlfriend. He either doesn't know what "miracle" means or he doesn't know what "sex" is.