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Vadge, Rocco, Lourdes, David and her gang of nannies, assistants and gays arrived in London yesterday to prepare for the arrival of the newest member of the family: Mercy. According to UsWeekly, Mercy popped into London this morning after leaving her native Malawi last night. Vadge sent a private jet, a nanny, a child nurse and one of her assistants to pick up her newest baby friend.
I know you're casting a judgmental gaze upon Vadge for not going to Africa to pick up her own daughter, but don't! First of all, at least Vadge didn't send Mercy by FedEx like I thought she would. Second of all, Mercy probably told Vadge that she'll meet her in London. That way Mercy can easily sneak a few cocktails in on the plane before coming face to face with her new mother. Homegirl knows what she's in for.
P.S. - That precious poodle in the pink shorts is giving me fevah!
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Submitted by StewieGriffin on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 2:17pm.
LOL @ the garlic and the crucifixes. I bet Vadge will pull a Woody Allen with David one day. He better make sure his supply of garlic and crucifixes never runs out
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Of course she would send in the nannies and assistants and let them deal with it, why bother hiding the fact that she's only using Mercy for photo ops?
You know Lourdes has everything BUT Vadge in that ipod. I wonder how many crucifixes and garlic those kids go through in a day to keep her away.
Fuck it.
She needs to buy an entire country and just up the ante!
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Of course, those orphans are accessories for her. Meh. I don't give a shit. Just shoot the Malawi adoption people for being such greedy bastards.
Madonna's daughter just got lucky with the handsome genes. Little David Banda also looks like he'll be handsome one day. Rocco? I don't know, I can't see his face. Madonna, on the other hand, looks busted, old and haggard.
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Is that Lourdes? Damn she's a giant.
David looks like he's going to be a major handful. He's already got his "pssh, whateva" look down for the cameras.
Submitted by annobanano on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 2:03pm.
David's saying "who IS this bitch dragging me around?"
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Yes! That is exactly what he is saying!! I think he is so damn cute!!
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Hmmm I am surprising myself today. I am normally a cold hearted perra. But David looks happy. I hated Madonna for adopting dunno why, but you know what, If that makes her happy to adopt, then she can do it. She has the $$$, the nannies etc etc to do it. We've known her history with men,sex and etc... maybe she is tired of finding a man and wants to take care of children for the better. so unlike angelina I rather see Madonna adopt than the other whore trying to be a Saint.arrrgh. The kids look great.
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Jesus Christ on the Cross!!!! Look at Madonna's hand in that sixth thumbnail. What the fuck????
But I love MK for putting up the unphotoshopped pictures of her Vadgesty
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Vadge and the Holie-Shitts with their need to increase their exposure by buying kids that end up raised by nannies makes me sick!!
************I've been banned by Perez Hilton for joking that his mother steals shopping carts from malls and I like it.....what will Mario's mother say about it......**************
David's saying "who IS this bitch dragging me around?"