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Vadge, Rocco, Lourdes, David and her gang of nannies, assistants and gays arrived in London yesterday to prepare for the arrival of the newest member of the family: Mercy. According to UsWeekly, Mercy popped into London this morning after leaving her native Malawi last night. Vadge sent a private jet, a nanny, a child nurse and one of her assistants to pick up her newest baby friend.
I know you're casting a judgmental gaze upon Vadge for not going to Africa to pick up her own daughter, but don't! First of all, at least Vadge didn't send Mercy by FedEx like I thought she would. Second of all, Mercy probably told Vadge that she'll meet her in London. That way Mercy can easily sneak a few cocktails in on the plane before coming face to face with her new mother. Homegirl knows what she's in for.
P.S. - That precious poodle in the pink shorts is giving me fevah!
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Madonna only flies commercial, when its time for a MAJOR publicity shot of her, drugging her family through the airport at Heathrow. Then again her jet was over in Africa to pick up the ordered PR goods!
Now, the guy in the pink shorts! Who is he?? He first hit the Madonna camp, when Lord Jesus turned up!...so I figured he was either (1) his brother - along to keep the Lord company. Translater? Maybe he is teaching Madonna and Famil Portugeuse!
Anyway. He is hot!
On a closing note! I wish Madonna (or whatever Demon is controlling her nowadays)...would lighten up a little. She has one of the hottest guys in South America, hitting her hard spot! she should be (for michael) "over the moon" ;)
I"m so glad there is a place to go where at least 99% of the posters hate Madonna. Well, actually the truth is, more and more of the US is getting fed up with her. I bet she has 1 million less US fans now than she did five years ago at least. Everyone (i don't know about other countries) but over here is getting sick of her! I guess it took the paps stalking all the celebs and we figured out what a bitch she was.
Oh and like i said before, to the people that say she's doing her part, even if it is wit a nanny mostly taking care of te kid, what about her not following the rule that was put there about living in the country for a year. The rule she just got them to remove for her....that was put there to protect those kids. You really think a person that has kids best interest at heart would just break that rule to take one child home? I mean, if you really care about children wouldn't you at least stay in the country for a year or...make sure that the rule is only broken for you or you can't do that cause you never know if that would be true.......so I think you would make sure you sat your wrinkled ass there for a year or at least a few months (i forgot how long it was, maybe 6 months) to save the lives of other children and make sure that they can't be sold so easily. This wrinkled C doesn't care about the welfare of those orphans!
Wow, wrinkled bitch can't even go pick up her new accessory herself. She's so f'ed up. I hate her! And you guys think britney is bad, this bitch is more damaging than britney could ever be.
"First of all, at least Vadge didn't send Mercy by FedEx like I thought she would."
LOL - very true, MK! : )
Is that guy on the far right the kid from Open Your Heart....? That would be too fucked up lol. Achally, he'd have to be a replacement...
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I hate her.
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Why are they all dressed so strangely. Other than Vadge they're all so mismatched. It looks like they all just rolled out of bed. Welcome home Mercy, now put on this zebra print shirt and these leopard print pants.
I hate her.
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....her music and pop still sucks though!
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Lourdes is going to be tall like her daddy. Beautiful girl.
I'm not going to be snarky about her anymore, as, at least she's doing her part in helping to right our world!.
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she doesn't have a motherly bone in her body. she looks old and tired. vadge is probably going through menopause - and trust, that's a bitch!
Damn.. Lil David is adorable..
There's nothing like one veiny handing holding a check and the other veiny hand reaching out for the kid. Even trade in this bitch's world.
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Madge looks BEAT. Little David's probably still wondering who the hell she is.
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Submitted by mutlee on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 4:05pm.
lolz no I'm not, I'm just from Africa myself and I get very angry at these people that do this type of thing, its wrong on so many levels.
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Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 2:53pm.
Very well said. Are you a writer?
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God, scrag-end Madge looks really rough.
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I hope this turns out good for madge... four bebeees
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Anybody wanna speculate on why she's hiding her shirt?
I think it's because it says: "I'm f---ing rich"
Lourdes IS prettier!
Pink shorts looks like the gay kid from My So-Called Life.
Madonna, Mercy, Jesus, Lourdes and I just googled Rocco's name apparently its a saint's name as well. Vadge is trying so hard to be shocking with her little bibilically named/allusion to saint's kid collection.
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This has nothing to do with ANYTHING, but it just occurred to me how incredibly awesome it would be if 29 year old Nobel Modeling Prize nominee Phoebe Price adopted Qweene of the Scene. After the drug withdrawals and Qweene sobers up, she'll cry out that Pheebs is a "racist white devil who adopted me for attention!"
Phoebe of course will never sober up from her delusions of fandeur and still imagine that people care if she boycotts Prada, Africa, the homeless, the employed, or people younger or older than 29.
On topic, Lourdes, I believe, is growing up to be very pretty. It's such a shame that she'll compete with her own mother for boys.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
If im honest it s just another American taking Advantage of Africa
Fuck it...ive had a vodka ....IM BACK!!!!! AND IM A LATINA
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
I wonder what kind of science project she has in store. Is she going to stop at four. Hmmm....
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David's face in the first photo in the bottom row reminds me of Keyboard Cat.
Everyone knows that the stars in the pics are David (who has the evolved soul side eye down PAT) and La la la Lordes who is hiding so as not to steal thunder for she is the real mother of the mother. Anyhoohah. Methinks its nice someone gets out of a life of poverty but its a toss up between severing ties to all you know and feel connected to to a life of abject ...uh what's the word? .... Richerty? Dont condone the way its been done a la capitalistic materialistic I SEE IT I WANT IT I BUY IT girls mantra but I dunno it a hard one isnt it? Its just a bit too tainted ..... It reeks of "me" as opposed to thee....Sorry if that sounds Jaded. I think its great on one level and sad on another. Thats life. Siempre Complicado
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 2:51pm.
What's gonna happen is, Vadge is gonna adopt one child too many, and then they're gonna turn on her and beat her ass senseless in her own mansion.
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I'll be the first to say I'd drag the lawn chair out for that. She's moving in 2 blocks away so it'd be short walk.
Love how she doesn't even pretend she's gonna be a loving mother now that she's gotten her new handbag... er, child. Just like with David, who got picked up by an assistant rather than his "mommy."
Speaking of David, he's obviously thinking, "Who is this wrinkled hag who's trying to drag me in front of the cameras?! I've never seen THIS bitch before!" I guess he's not quite old enough to be her next boytoy -- he's only in the single digits.
The upside is that Mercy will be happy and cared for... by her new nanny. Except for those terrifying days when a clawed, veiny, bloodsucking hag creeps in and poses beside the kids with a rictus grin to show what a happy family they are.
I love how she adopts children and then goes back to her whoring ways immediately. Can't she even pretend to be a mother for Christsakes?
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(this is a copy from a South African news source )
Madonna's second adoption approved
June 12, 2009 Edition 4
BLANTYRE, Malawi: Madonna can adopt a second child from Malawi, the country's highest court ruled today, overturning a decision made by a lower court.
A judge said the singer's commitment to helping disadvantaged children should have been taken into account when deciding on her request to adopt Chifundo "Mercy" James.
The appeals court said it was possible today to be resident in more than one place at a time. - Sapa-AP
Just look at the last sentence it is ludicrous I mean its impossible unless Vadge can perform telekinesis in which case shes a mutant and should join the X-Men that she could be in two places at once (I mean how is it physically possible to be a resident in more than one place) you can bet that some money changed hands and she used her whole charity donation thing to Malawi to work on them.
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Submitted by mutlee on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 2:49pm.
The new judge that allowed the appeal apparently took into consideration that she does so much for the country but what they not seeing is that Vadge maybe donates a hundred thousand dollars (which is a lot of money for Malawi but not THAT much in the grand scheme of things) she gets a baby which increases her exposure and makes sure she ends up on the Forbes lists, she would have had to pay much more for a publicist for example than any of the money she donated and now her tours are going to do better because she made sure everybody knew about the adoption (other stars seem to adopt without the fuss and fanfare) and shes "saving the world" as well.
************I've been banned by Perez Hilton for joking that his mother steals shopping carts from malls and I like it.....what will Mario's mother say about it......**************
Submitted by mutlee on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 2:49pm.
Money talks. Apparently the coalition of 85 NGOS that worked to stop the adoption the last time were still fighting to get her appeal denied but the thing is in all fairness to Malawi. They have this person coming in dangling money and resources like a carrot, its like being given an ultimatum and choosing the lesser of two evils. A narcissitic whore as a mother for one child or a clinic built that can help a few hundred others.
I hate the way Vadge and the Holi-Shitts do that like give us a baby even though we wouldn't qualify in the United States or else theres no clinics or money donated.
************I've been banned by Perez Hilton for joking that his mother steals shopping carts from malls and I like it.....what will Mario's mother say about it......**************
Having to live with Vadge is punishment for kids who are very naughty at the orphanage.
What's gonna happen is, Vadge is gonna adopt one child too many, and then they're gonna turn on her and beat her ass senseless in her own mansion.
Stay tuned...
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Mercy is adorable though. Pity that shes going to have to put up with Vadge
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Self centered egotistical bitch.
How the hell did she manage to steal another child from Africa? BITCH!
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Disgraceful. The first time this child has been on a plane, taken away from all she knows and the woman can't/won't even be there with her? God I hate that slag even more...
Meh. Why is this news? Who cares if she adopts another kid? Mercy will have a better life than she would have growing up in a Malawi orphanage. *shrug*
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i wonder if it is that easy to buy a white baby?
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Santa Maria, she gets more and more frightening the longer time goes on. I still can't believe she's the same age as my mum and my mum certainly doesn't have her resources.
Poor kids.
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It's too bad she isn't still bound to that chair in Malibu. The world would be a better place.
My eyes keep going to her long dragging pants- that is so annoying!
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