Saturday, June 20th 2009

Cry It Out, Girl

Peter Andre didn't care about effin' up his make-up when he burst into tears at the airport in Cyprus yesterday. The Sun says Petey broke down immediately when he was reunited with his mommy who flew in from Australia. A source said, "He was stunned to see his mum at the airport. She's been really worried about him, especially as he's lost so much weight. She wanted to see him for herself and comfort him. It was all too much for Pete and he just broke down."

Peter should really only be crying tears of joy, because look who is with him in Cyprus. It's HARVEY! Whenever Harvey is around, nobody should be sad. A smile from Harvey is like being embraced by a Snuggie made from rainbows. He also has the same effect on people when he tells them to "fuck off."

The one who should be crying is that gay slut Katie Price! While Peter gets to spend time with the greatest child on earth, she's spending time with the worst straight-for-fame hooker ever. Yes, Katie is still slutting around Ibiza with that supposedly straight dude ( insert queef noise here). You know what's making my soul cry? Those jeans tucked into those fugly ass boots! I'd have to keep my eyes up while sucking the peen, because if I looked down, I'd choke on my own laugh.

Posted by: Michael K


Pimpcessa's picture

Team Petey!! Throw her ass in the chipper and move on! That looozer she's with is just nasty and can't dress to save his life. Wonder if he owns any other type of shirt?

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joe shmoe's picture

Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 1:00pm.

HARVEY!! And Peter is alright in my book--- not saying it doesn't happen, but I don't know of too many guys who would take on the responsibility of a developmentally delayed child that isn't biologically his. No hate here.
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No hate here either. I can't be mean to someone who's genuinely in pain, even if they're a total jerk & I don't think he is.

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Awwwww, crap! I just want to give him a hug. I don't touch people, especially not ones that look like they might get makeup on my shirt, but I'd make an exception in his case.

tojo's picture

Team Peter!! ...hmm, felt weird sayin' that, anyway...way to get points Peter! You seem like a good guy...
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TheBreakdown's picture

While Katie is skankin' it up in Ibiza, she has someone else taking care of the kids.

And let's get's get serious here.

Alaskan boots in Ibiza?

Come on, Katie. Pull out the dildo and release this fairy.

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Pearl_Necklace's picture

WHOA...Sandra Bernhardt giving comfort in the 2nd thumbnail? ahaha!

Reeter's picture

I don't know much about Katie and Peter, but I HATE to see a grown man cry. : (

luscious_t's picture

Katie's makeup looks really good.

~teehee - at least I be snarky about those photos.

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luscious_t's picture

aww - I just can't say anyhting snarky about pictures of a sad guy with his kids - including one that he took on of his own accord

but hey - HARVEY! he's gonna have a good time now that he has Harvey and his Mum

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Snarkley's picture

I wouldn't give that tramp a second thought, much less shed any tears over her.

Who in the hell wears boots on Ibiza? I bet they are ripe with foot ordor extordinaire!

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

christine the hoff's picture

his mum must be almost cumming with the joy of knowing her son's away from that skank tramp.

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Fucka doodle-do.

kikichanelconspiracy's picture

I have no opinion of him either way, but I'd never fault anyone for crying upon seeing a parent while going through a tough time. About 20 minutes after finding out my long-time boyfriend was cheating on me, my dad called me unexpectedly at work (seriously, I lay down the law with my family about calling me at work. Don't call me unless someone is on their deathbed). He called me anyway and I just lost it when I heard his voice.
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kittycatastrophe's picture

He's not so grief stricken by his separation that he didn't apply the right amount of product and time to his hair. What does he miss more, her or the Z-list attention that she generated for him?

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madam s.'s picture

Awww... that's sort of heartbreaking. But it says A LOT about him that he has the kids and is on his own, and she's already turning tricks and skanking it up big time. And I have never, ever seen photos of Harvey looking so calm and happy before.

toe's picture

Wow...a guy crying. That something u only see in movies. Let's be honest here, after a hard cry you feel sooo much better. Pete, cry me a river.

I don't care of Peter is a little gayer than pink mudd, I think he isn't a bad fellow and he does care for those kids and has always been a very good father to Harvey.

Maybe I am getting a little less blackened cajun in my heart, but I am happy Harvey is with Peter on vacay!

Damn Jordan! *wipes tear*

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I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

sophie_003's picture

ITA with Shandi and Island Girl. Its so encouraging to see Peter taking care of the baby friends....Let Katie skank it up all over the place. Yawn.

Pearl_Necklace's picture

Submitted by WipeOutPutOutGetOut on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 1:03pm.

Awww... I feel a twinge of sadness for Pete. It's not what we usually see... normally the man leaves the dried up has-been for a new piece, but now the shoe's on the other foot.
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Yeah, couldn't help but go "aaawww" too. But I don't think he's crying over breaking off the trash-tv-marriage with that rubbery ho. It's the tears of hard-won freedom. FREE AT LAST! FREE AT LAST! THANK GAY GODS ALMIGHTY HE'S FREE AT LAST!!!

ab's picture

aww ... this is kind of sad. I hate when dudes cry. kudos to him for looking after the kids.

christine the hoff's picture

team harvey, he can tell me to fuck off anytime he wants.
I too feel for Pete. poor guy.

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Fucka doodle-do.

sneaks's picture

is it bad that i find this totally awesome?! he looks so cute when he's sad

Toonkinstein's picture

...HARVEY!!!...the day is filled with rainbows and lucky stars....Good on Peter for caring about Harvey.....Katie, there are no words...none...I've said it all.....bugger off!

Pearl_Necklace's picture

Wow, Jordan's gotten skankier.

WipeOutPutOutGetOut's picture

Awww... I feel a twinge of sadness for Pete. It's not what we usually see... normally the man leaves the dried up has-been for a new piece, but now the shoe's on the other foot.

That being said, Katie looks like a broken down skank with a rented man. And I don't think he's "gay." He's one of those straight boys who claims that they mess around with other guys because it gets them off. But no, he's not "gay." *eye roll*

Pearl_Necklace's picture

Wow, Harvey's gotten bigger.

RichBitch's picture

Somewhere in my noheart I almost want them to get back to together and for everything to be alright. :|

Vendicare's picture

Team Peter on this one. He has all three of the kids, and is clearly having some problems. She is off bouncing on some new dick.

Well, it shouldn't be ong before the pictures of her with an iphone stuck up her twat come out.

Vporterhouse's picture

who are these fucking "sources"? funny how there's a source around every corner to explain every detail as if we give a rat's ass

islandgirl's picture

HARVEY!! And Peter is alright in my book--- not saying it doesn't happen, but I don't know of too many guys who would take on the responsibility of a developmentally delayed child that isn't biologically his. No hate here.

shandi's picture

I really feel sorry for Peter. I think he did love his wife and she left him for another man. But we can tell who the better person is. Harvey is not even his biological child, yet PETER is taking care of him while Katie is out skanking around with her boy toy.

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