Cry It Out, Girl
Peter Andre didn't care about effin' up his make-up when he burst into tears at the airport in Cyprus yesterday. The Sun says Petey broke down immediately when he was reunited with his mommy who flew in from Australia. A source said, "He was stunned to see his mum at the airport. She's been really worried about him, especially as he's lost so much weight. She wanted to see him for herself and comfort him. It was all too much for Pete and he just broke down."
Peter should really only be crying tears of joy, because look who is with him in Cyprus. It's HARVEY! Whenever Harvey is around, nobody should be sad. A smile from Harvey is like being embraced by a Snuggie made from rainbows. He also has the same effect on people when he tells them to "fuck off."
The one who should be crying is that gay slut Katie Price! While Peter gets to spend time with the greatest child on earth, she's spending time with the worst straight-for-fame hooker ever. Yes, Katie is still slutting around Ibiza with that supposedly straight dude ( insert queef noise here). You know what's making my soul cry? Those jeans tucked into those fugly ass boots! I'd have to keep my eyes up while sucking the peen, because if I looked down, I'd choke on my own laugh.
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I have always thought that Peter was a good dad who truly loved his kids, including Harvey. I think he thinks of Harvey as his own.
These pictures warm my icy, dead heart. That skank Jordan never deserved a decent man, and by the looks of it, she doesn't have one now.
I wish Peter the best...and I wish Jordan a horrible vacuous superfical existence and a lonely death.
I'm guessing he's crying tears of joy that he never has to see that skanky, nasty ass wife of his again. Can you imagine what she looks like after someone takes a hose and a couple of jars of of cold cream to her?
@dreamhypnotique:
That was so true and well said, it should be etched in stone.
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At first glance, I thought Jordan had consumed too much drinky-winky and thrown up all over her boy toy's new shirt. That t-shirt design looks like those fake, plastic throw-ups.
Peter does look thinner. And Mama always has that effect on her kid (if she's a good mom). Safest place on earth = Mum
I'm in Peter's corner after this. Harvey looks great here. We were all so worried for him, so what a relief.
PHOTO OP PHOTO OP .....On No I dont mean it I DONT MEAN IT! Seriously...the poor boy did ALL the emoting in that relationship...Hes a sweetie and her eyebrows have there own TV show on "hobag central deadeyes prozac channel" .......
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Maybe he can hook up with Jennifer Aniston and they can cry together over some butter pecan.
Oh my God!
All you sluts are getting the bird flu.
I shall pray for your speedy recoveries!!!
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Triston: memo obviously intercepted: he's touched my stone heart a bit.
Gotta go: my sis is in hospital with type A flu; just looked it up, it's the bird flu!
Worried, bye my maverick. Wish us health.
That's a good look for Peter. Crying takes away the gay-face.
Katie Price is clearly a wildly immature, delusional aging cunt-wit who thinks that surgically enhancing one's self until they resemble a satirical, DRAWN caricature of a pornographic bimbo as imagined by a surrealist is the same thing as actually being hot. It's not, but since she is who she is (an insipid, selfish moron who so obviously values herself over her kids), she'll likely never figure that out.
She looks like the sort of person who can never really be pretty. She might provide pubescent boys wanking material if she were in porn or something, but these experimenters will quickly dump her as they get older and realize that she is white (actually burnt) trash. And of course no mature adult of quality will likely love her, or even so much as respect her.
Among the sleazier set of adults she might provide one night stand material for some of them, for others, they might stick around longer to use her for money or for her mediocre level of "celebrity" attention.
Then one morning she'll wake up, looking like shit (and you know she probably does!), and realize the man lying next to her is disgusted with her, even though he's playing like he loves her and thinks she's beautiful. She'll see it in his eyes, and come to that epiphany that they only love her money and tabloid potential.
... And countless normal women the world over will wake up that same morning, too, [wrongly] convinced that they look like shit, but the eyes of the man lying next to them don't agree, because real love is like that.
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MizRo!
No one sent Petey the memo about how impossible it is to turn a ho into a housewife?!
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Damn.
He really loves/d that whore. I actualy feel for him. Huh.
Nothing like your Mom in dark times, I say.
aww, what a little bitch.
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It sorta breaks my heart, Peter loves the kids so much and Katie is just some two-bit whore who thinks she's an A-list celeb for doing nothing but having huge knockers and no ass. She's pure CHAV and it makes me want to throw up on her. Harvey is GOLDEN, he can do no wrong....!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
First picture, second row.
Peter is holding Harvey's hand the way a father should. And, Peter is NOT Harvey's dad.
There seems to be more to Peter than I thought.
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i agree Pimpcessa... fuck Katie. She loosk old and hard and is still young.. that's talent. She's a cartoon.
I hate seeing anyone like this and think it sucks cameras have this all now for us to see. I doubted if it was a real split and now think it's real. Poor Peter. I like him, not his music- he seems like a good guy and he ADORES those kids. It warmed my heart to see him with them. I hope he finds a nice woman who is just like him. Katie is a piece of garbage. She doesn't know now maybe but she will- she fucked up big time. Good luck finding someone like him.
Awww, I feel bad for him.
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I feel for Peter but in the long run he will be thankful he finally got rid of that useless slut Jordan. She can go back to skanking it up. I feel for him, crying with his mum. You can't hate a guy that is going through a divorce from the third biggest bitch in the world (Vadge and Ange being 1 and 2) and upon seeing his mum, starts crying. And yes, he is taking those kids to Greece whilst Jordan is slutting it up in Ibiza. He will come out of this much better than that overrated tramp. TEAM PETER!
Submitted by TexnDoc on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 2:17pm.
Michael K, Katie's "straight-for-fame hooker" makes your gaydar register? How odd.
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Methinks that MK's gaydar is registering on the manflesh alongside Katie. Possibly, bi-beef.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Michael K, Katie's "straight-for-fame hooker" makes your gaydar register? How odd.
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Submitted by squiggles on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 2:04pm.
aw. i hate to see pple crying like this/genuinely in pain, no matter who it is. hell, i even got the sads for britters when she nearly dropped her tater tot and the paps shot her crying inside some restaurant.
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Me too! I felt so sorry for her. And I feel so sorry for Peter right now. For whatever reason, I think he really loved Katie. But he is being the bigger person in this break up. And I love that he isn't afraid to show emotion. Karma will get that skank Katie.
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Submitted by squiggles on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 2:04pm.
word! i think everybody (despite what they used to write on here) felt sorry for brit when that shit occured.
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Submitted by kiwikim on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 2:08pm.
I agree. Peter's mum obviously cares very much about him. And, the honest display of unconditional love was prolly too much for him especially after the way his cungly wife is treating him.
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Sorry peeps. I can't bag on Peter. I think he tried pretty hard and it's difficult to loose your spouse and have your family break up. Jordan is the skankiest of hookers. His only mistake was loving the biggest slut in the world. Peter made Jordan as classy as she's ever going to be. Get ready for bigger fun bags and more orange grease. Bitch is released and ready to party.
aw. i hate to see pple crying like this/genuinely in pain, no matter who it is. hell, i even got the sads for britters when she nearly dropped her tater tot and the paps shot her crying inside some restaurant.
poor dude. i don't pay much attention to these two but he def. looks a lot thinner than he's been.
I love Peter s eyebrows, they're fabulous!!! I hope he get that skank's money.....
MK, it's sunday morning. Where is the Phoebe Price filler posting?
that's life...everything comes to an end sooner or later. it's hard but whatchu gonna do!? you gotta move on. he'll get over it! i know what he's feeling...been there.
he seems like a good, genuine guy who got with the wrong person. jordan, as stupid as she is, will soon realize what she's missing.
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@rotten_egg: I hear ya. I loved that show. I even believed in it. when they went on their adventures I so believed!! lol. great memories.
Coma Caca!!
Any man who cries at the sight of his mother instantly wins my heart. Fuck Katie Price. He's better off without her.
I really feel sorry for the guy. He looks thinner than before and his face looks like he's been crying a LOT. He looks like a little boy who's been bullied at the playground and needs a hug and a cookie.
He obviously did love that toxic skank a lot, and he seems like a good guy - how many men would take on a blind, autistic child who wasn't even theirs? Toxic Skank won't even really care for him. How many guys dumped the way he's been wouldn't go to the UK papers and tell all?
Hopefully the poor guy will find someone new who appreciates him and loves him, rather than just bouncing onto any peen available.
Chirio, now you are going to make me cry like Peter Andre over childhood memories. I used to simply LOVE Burbujas as a kid.
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okay, I confess, I never found him hot till now that he's crying.
how very Hannibal Lector of me.
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Fucka doodle-do.
@christine the hoff: I know!!! I was gonna comment on the eyelids, but eeeek nah knew someone will eventually bring it up. When I saw the skank a character from a TV show called Odisea Burbujas came to mind. Her name is Mafafa Musguito. Here's a pic of her. wahahahahaa.
http://i.esmas.com/image/0/000/003/112/mafafa_N.jpg
Coma Caca!!
Poor, bubba.
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hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
That's a fancy tampon string she is sporting!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Aww, poor guy. Next time make sure you end up with a decent woman, not a skank. Ok?. He is indeed looking haggard and thin, a bit.
Why is Princess Taamami.. taagummy, tsunaamii.. eehhh.. whatever, is too blond? was she always THAT blond or her hair colour comes with a number and a bottle?.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 1:31pm.
what the fuck is on the plastic titty woman's eyelid?
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What? I don't see anything but her lush natural eyelashes?? lol at the second to last thumbnail...her hair looks plastic!!
edited to add: is Peter wearing a version of the Gosselin do??
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I have to say that I think that Peter Andre is a joke and looks like a grilled chicken just like his joke of an estranged wife, but he looks quite endearing when he cries. I want to hug him like a little boy and tell him that everything is going to be fine.
Katie's new companion on the other hand; What's up with those fugly boots? Are they glued to his hooves or why is he wearing those all the time?
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It's a Suffragette City!
He seems to be the most human one in the relationship....always has been during their interviews when she blasted their most intimate stuff to the British tabloids.
Hope he'll get over this OK and have a happy life afterwards. Karma will do its job for sure!
His mom is hawtter than Katie's.
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
I don't care for this twat or his wife, but I must say, it is very sweet that he cries when he sees his mom. That he must feel as if she can help him feel better.
I think some of you skanks can articulate what I'm thinking better than I can, but I think it's heartwarming.
Awww! I actually feel for the guy!
I LOVE YOU PETER ANDRE forget that old slag mate
Peter officially wins the war of general public opinion. The judge should just skip all the proceedings and award him everything.
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"F*CK OFF!" -- Harvey Yorke Price
These pics got ME weepy, and I'm a cold bitch.
Team Pete.
what the fuck is on the plastic titty woman's eyelid?
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Fucka doodle-do.
Peter Filled for Divorce and Katie Whore said she has never cheated on him and cried ...
I feel bad for Peter, I didn't see my momma for a long time and I lost my fatheron that period, when I saw her I felt that the weight of the world was lifted from my shoulders, Mommas have that Power.
Team Peter!
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Wow...My heart almost fell onto the floor. I find it sweet that Andre is crying when he saw his mom. Maybe he confides in her in his Life now that his marriage is rocky. I examined the pics of him and the kids. What really caught my eye was how he is holding Harvey's hand. I dont know but I think thats sweet. and the other skank...whatever. No words for her.
Coma Caca!!
OMG Team Peter. He loves those kids. Katie wake up and smell the coppertone biotch.
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Sorry but I'm convinced her new dude is Jeff Delancy or at least his twin brother lolz. At least Andre is taking care of Harvey. Good for him
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I'm just looking at those pix again and thinking I'd shank a bitch if she made one of my sons cry like that. *browsing for shanks on ebay*
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