Cry It Out, Girl
Peter Andre didn't care about effin' up his make-up when he burst into tears at the airport in Cyprus yesterday. The Sun says Petey broke down immediately when he was reunited with his mommy who flew in from Australia. A source said, "He was stunned to see his mum at the airport. She's been really worried about him, especially as he's lost so much weight. She wanted to see him for herself and comfort him. It was all too much for Pete and he just broke down."
Peter should really only be crying tears of joy, because look who is with him in Cyprus. It's HARVEY! Whenever Harvey is around, nobody should be sad. A smile from Harvey is like being embraced by a Snuggie made from rainbows. He also has the same effect on people when he tells them to "fuck off."
The one who should be crying is that gay slut Katie Price! While Peter gets to spend time with the greatest child on earth, she's spending time with the worst straight-for-fame hooker ever. Yes, Katie is still slutting around Ibiza with that supposedly straight dude ( insert queef noise here). You know what's making my soul cry? Those jeans tucked into those fugly ass boots! I'd have to keep my eyes up while sucking the peen, because if I looked down, I'd choke on my own laugh.
Peter actually looks decent here, other than the gay-ish manpri's he is wearing...I think getting the Katie Price skankiness a safe distance from him has improved his looks a bit.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 11:47pm.
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
Why is he crying. He gets to hang with Harvey.
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Team Peter. Jordan has no business being a mother.
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
awww, i feel sorry for ol petey. he had no idea he married a whore...
I love love love Harvey...and frankly...I think Katie or Jordan should just go fuck off & party till she drops on whatever island or in whatever club with whatever guy she wants to that night...leave Harvey, junior, Princess with Peter so he can raise them like normal kids with his family on cypress.
they will grow up in a great environment & won't be warped like "Katie"
You can see Peter is a real guy with real emotions with a real heart...then you have Jordan who I'm not sure what she's about. Not that she isn't going thru a hard time but it just doesn't seem like it anyway.
stake_spike: thank you for the 411!
I can imagine her being an ugly, sloppy, angry drunk.
And I'm sure everyone thought HE was dangerous...
Submitted by MizRo on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 12:14pm
I think she already beat the shit out of him. There was some story today about how they got into a blazing row and he came out later saying he couldn't handle her because she was drunk.
Kate's really working hard on giving Pete full custody no? Did she learn nothing from Brit Brit Spears?
I still feel bad for Pete: I hope he takes those children away from the Beast and raises them in Cyprus with his Mom...
They look so much hapier and healthier with him.
Jordan is gutter-slag: always has been, always will be.
I hope that guy gets roid rage and beats the shit out of her
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I cannot believe I said that, my bad, but the loathing of her has always been with me.
http://wallpaper.skins.be/katie-price-jordan/2291/1024x768/
She used to actually look human and almost pretty. She's really messed with her face, hasn't she.
I never cared about either of these idiots, but yeah, something about a man that cries like that is heartbreaking.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 8:26am.
I see Princess Tiameemee got Mommy Katie's old nose.
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LOL! You know what? I TOTALLY thought this was the Gosslein thread. And I read that as "Mommy Katie's old house."..LMAO! ESCANDALO! I thought "Princess Tiameemee" was a fun name for the nanny! HaHa!
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I see Princess Tiameemee got Mommy Katie's old nose.
Hmm...the Mail has pix of Peter playing outside with his kids and giving them what they call 'donkey rides'. I imagine that Katie is getting a few donkey rides in Ibiza from her bf, too. Oh for shame.
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Katie Price was a huge slut before Peter Andre married her and she is just going back to her old ways....What a skank!
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Peter's mom is one hot memaw!! Meanwhile, girlfriend does appear to be a good dad, especially to Harvey, who is not really HIS!!
Happy Father's Day, Peter - I hope you feel better better and are able to slut it up with a roided-up dbag of your own in Cyprus - you deserve it ;)
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, Pete! :(
This broke my shit-smeared heart. Fuck you Katie. Fuck you right to Fabutan hell.
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Mothers can certainly make a grown man cry as well as a busted relationship.
Love sucks sometimes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azzFhjB9fDQ
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my heart actually thawed a wee bit when i saw petey teary eyed...the kids actually look happy with him...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Has anyone else noticed Pete's Kate Gosselin hairdo? It's killing me.
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you can see in the face of katie's new douche how dumb he is.
peter isn't blessed in the brain department, either, but being emotional makes him likeable.
I've never felt much for Peter, one way or another... but those pics show a side of him that is quite endearing. Going through a divorce and knowing that he could potentially lose custody of his kids, which he clearly loves... he just looks so hurt!
Only someone in real distress would cry at the sight of their Mum like that... makes me sad times for him :(
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Maybe he's crying, "Mom, she left me with all the kids!"
Actually I have always thought that he made a better parent that she did!
poor Peter pansy...I really do feel bad for him
Katie Price is the UK version of Pamela Anderson. Peter Andre is much better off without her.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 8:17pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 6:47pm.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 6:38pm.
She looks like a beat old suitcase that got black in spilt on it.
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She does! Even blonde. But you shine a bunch of light on them big, huge titties and she's actually quite attractive;p
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It's the glare from her silicone headlights.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 6:47pm.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 6:38pm.
She looks like a beat old suitcase that got black in spilt on it.
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She does! Even blonde. But you shine a bunch of light on them big, huge titties and she's actually quite attractive;p
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww, I just want to hug Peter.
Here's Katie/Jordan displaying her talents.
http://www.skins.be/katie-price-jordan/wallpapers/
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 6:11pm.
I'm two years older than this skank and I look fresh faced compared to her. She looks like a beat old suitcase that got black in spilt on it.
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Maybe Katie just turns her men into gay-faced douches, because suddenly Peter looks decent and even possibly straight to me.
She's a damn skank and I feel bad for gay face.
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..and there are animal stories, they like a kitten on a vacuum for some reason…
Does she look like shit in the morning?
I suspect she was younger here:
http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/nov2008/7/5/86AB0249-CCF6-BF20-6E6D99F...
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/03/31/article-1166199-043433E9000005...
Blurry but natural. And not.
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_03/Jordan1701_800x1209.jpg
Here, you can, actually, begin to get a sense:
http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/91/67/jordan32.0.0.0x0.300x400.jpeg
And this is the first thing that pops up when you search for Katie Price with all natural or no makeup:
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/09/katiepriceperfumePA_450x300.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/16/article-1035661-01F845B8000005...
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/06/22/article-0-01B487CC00000578-273...
This girl knows eyebrows, tho - I'll give her that.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 5:05pm.
i have always liked pete, ive watched their show adn of the two fo them hes the better more consitent parent and im sure hes feeling wretched overthis whole thing...
Mothers have a way of inciting that type of reaction from even the most stoic of us.
And maybe I'm naive, but I don't think this was staged.
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poor Peter, i hate seeing men crying over women, i just wanna give him a hug.....and those manly tears and the fatherly love make him extremely sexy all of a sudden!
WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND, that piece of silicone shit will get what she deserves.
Awww I feel bad for him. I hate it when people cry.
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I feel bad for their daughter Princess whateverinthehellhernameis... She looks like her mum, I hope Peter raises her right.
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"When I was on welfare and foodstamps the government never helped me out." - Craig T. Nelson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jQAQ0lbAcw Voices That Care~ A patriotic star studded salute to the troops!
He's kinda sexy in that second thumbnail. The tears, the kid. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go stab my brain with a chopstick.
I always liked Peter, actually. Sure, he's fey but he always seemed really sweet.
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Katie's new boyfriend looks like the Governator back in the day. And I don't mean that as a compliment.
@dreamhypnotique on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 2:52pm:
That was beautiful !
Whenever I see her, the words "porn star Barbie" come to mind.
I actually feel for the guy. He's clearly devastated by the end of his marriage and loves his children, all three of them. All Katie can do is make lies and then fuck the gay muscle men with bad fashion sense.
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"When I was on welfare and foodstamps the government never helped me out." - Craig T. Nelson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jQAQ0lbAcw Voices That Care~ A patriotic star studded salute to the troops!
I'm not into this Andre dude. But I think (in general)it's a sign of a true MAN that can hold it together when needed, but then when his mother is there, feels like he doesn't have to and just lets go. If you can't cry in front of your mother, who else can you?
OMG, Katie's eyelashes are to DIE for! How luscious! I bet every time she bats them, people a mile away get a sudden rush of wind blown in their faces...and I bet Katie has been warned not to bat 'em TOO hard or she'll become airborne.
What a classy piece. Of ass.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Aw! Those pics brought tears to my eyes. Clearly Peter is a father to all those babies.
Fuck Kate Price.
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Poor guy. I do feel badly for him, but what did he expect, marrying that slapper
"Sometimes evil drives a minivan."
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 3:07pm.
Oh my God!
All you sluts are getting the bird flu.
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I have work flu.
Yep, this meerkat is at work.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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don't worry Andre K will be back.keep Harvey and you'll get the money too.
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