Saturday, June 20th 2009
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill - It's the nectar of the gods! If you haven't barfed up this stuff at least once in your life, then you haven't really LIVED! It doesn't take much either, because it gives you the voms after a few glasses. I'm not too sure, but I think Strawberry Hill took my drunk cherry a trillion years ago. That is truly special and beautiful. It brings a tear to my eye..... and is making me kind of thirsty.
You can try other fine flavored wine products out there, but none of them will make you look like the truly elegant lady you are quite like Strawberry Hill.
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Submitted by tojo on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 11:59am.
Submitted by jamie8780 on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 11:57am.
cnat say i am..what do you do with said cone? or do i want to know?
MK, were you spying on my and Grape's extensive Boone's Farm Twittering the last 3 days?
If only I had thought of making you this for your birthday:
http://www.boonesfarm.net/news.html
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
@annobanano...for me in HS it was triple sec. small shot but that was BIG back in the day.
Coma Caca!!
i dont think they have this stuff in canadaland, so im positive ive never had it
Annie Greensprings was the hot slut in my day.
In High School, it was Tickle Pink for me!
I didnt know it was still around, their Apple wine was my prepuke drink of choice. I once had a boyfriend that held my hair when I puked out his car door, I knew then he loved me. Boones Farm brings back such happy mems.
Mmmmmm.....we called it "Puke Pop."
Annie Green Springs, Peach Creek, or Plum Hollow.
Went great with Doritos....after smokin' a fatty.
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To the heart and mind
Ignorance is kind
There's no comfort in the truth
Pain is all you'll find
Just last night at dinner I thought of this crap and realized how long it's been since I've drank it. So it's hilarious to see it as HSOTD.
Ah, Boone's, the nectar of my youth! My high school weekends were filled with only the most superior of liquors, including Boone's, Mad Dog, Purple Passion, Popov, and Natty Light. I was such a classy broad.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Submitted by jamie8780 on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 11:57am.
Off topic here but is it just me or is anyone else intrigued by The Amazing Cone sex toy that is shown in the ads to the right? heehee :)
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duh!!
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*tears up* memories... i think i'll get mea bottle for old times sake. cheers to highschool promiscuity- curtosey of the nectar of all gods Strawberry Hill.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
i have never tried this 'goodness' but i can't say i haven't lived.
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'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 11:51am.
If Boone's is a hot slut, then what does that make Thunderbird? (don't deny it you skeezers have had some Thunderbird!)
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Oh yes, Thunderbird! Ah, the memories...
Off topic here but is it just me or is anyone else intrigued by The Amazing Cone sex toy that is shown in the ads to the right? heehee :)
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 11:51am.
Ugh! The worst hangover ever...pukey times.
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I'm feeling a lil nauseous just thinking about it...and that was many years ago! Is MK taking pics in his cupboards again?
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I know that they aren't "wine" but what about:
Purple Passion
Zimas(with jolly ranchers inside)
lol the good times I had in college
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 11:51am.
If Boone's is a hot slut, then what does that make Thunderbird? (don't deny it you skeezers have had some Thunderbird!)
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*raises hand* This thread is making me hold back the vomit from the memories!
If Boone's is a hot slut, then what does that make Thunderbird? (don't deny it you skeezers have had some Thunderbird!)
Submitted by tojo on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 11:49am.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 11:45am.
southern comfort took my drink cherry and he wasn't very nice about it.
Ugh! The worst hangover ever...pukey times.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 11:45am.
southern comfort took my drink cherry and he wasn't very nice about it.
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ME TOO!! then I want out the very next day and did it again...idiot!...haven't had it since...
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Submitted by okay on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 11:46am.
Pink puke! Ah, the memories of youth....
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Ack! You just reminded me of the time I drank a 12 pack of beer (I am little so I was snockered) then went to Checker's and got a burger, fries and a 32oz banana/strawberry shake. omg, the vomiting!
One night I managed to put down two bottles of that stuff and a third one that someone else gave to me. Not sure how I lived. The night was basically me running from place to place, passing out, getting up, running somewhere else, projectile vomitting, passing out, rinse, repeat, and ended with me waking up in my car the next morning. GOOD TIMES.
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I remember reading an article about a homeless smack addict. She and her boyfriend named their little girl Boone after Boone's Farm. She said that its the only wine they could afford to drink.
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"When I was on welfare and foodstamps the government never helped me out." - Craig T. Nelson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jQAQ0lbAcw Voices That Care~ A patriotic star studded salute to the troops!
I have never had the pleasure of drinking this.
Good morning. Well it's good to know I have lived. my life is complete.
Coma Caca!!
Oh yes, this deserves hot slut of a lifetime!!
The Kool-Aid of wines. We used to take that into the movie theater with us as teens :)
I'm klasee like that!
My worst barf was from Kamikazes after a fraternity party (I met Mr. Sally there). Never...ever...again. I wanted to die, I truly did.
Makes a good wine cooler folks. 1 part Boones Farm, 2 or 3 parts 7-up or Ginger Ale and some ice. Yummy.
BRAP.
Pink puke! Ah, the memories of youth....
southern comfort took my drink cherry and he wasn't very nice about it.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Doubles as waffle syrup.
Just like MK - I have lived.
Ugggh, I've had the barfs from this stuff. You never forget it once it happens to you.
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MK about the whores on Dlisted:
..and there are animal stories, they like a kitten on a vacuum for some reason…
Submitted by greenfinch on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 11:41am.
nothing says klassy like wine witha screw top!
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True. Although if you're at the point in the evening where you're drinking it voluntarily, you probably don't care anyway.
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I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him~ M.Twain.
nothing says klassy like wine witha screw top!
Blech! My gag reflex has been activated just looking at that stuff. Still, my drunk cherry was popped in a spectacular fashion by Scotch and coke so I suppose it can't be worse then that.
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I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him~ M.Twain.
I haven't lived, boo hiss. We had this over here instead -
http://www.ghettowine.com/maddog/
London always keeps it classy ;)
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
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I've lived!!!!