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man i sure dont miss those days long ago of finding skeevy looking older men to buy me and my friends alcohol. that boones farm shit is gross and will give you a hangover from hell! ill stick to a good beer nowadays..

Ahhh...Strawberry Hill...LMAO!

It was my nineteenth birthday, I got trashed on this and Mike's Hard Lemonade (hey, it was free), and puked in my future father-in-law's front yard...

I know, I know, I was trashy (because I was trashed thoroughly so don't judge). You know you've been there too, whore!

FIL never found out, btw. Or...maybe he did. That's why he's such an ass now, perhaps?

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Back in the day, you could get this for $2.99 a bottle at my corner liquor store.

Do they even still sell it? I'd like to try it for nostalgia's sake, I'm sure it will bring back some very good and bad memories.

Ahh memories of me at 15 with my much older ex, a bolltle of Strawberry Hill for myself and my first game of Asshole. Good times. Good times.

Strawberry Hill took my drunk cherry a trillion years ago. That is truly special and beautiful.
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omg, this made me laugh, and yes it truly is beautiful and special :) it's funny how EVeryone has a boones strawberry hill stary!.

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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho

"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK

Ugh...Arbor Mist gives me an instant headache.
Mom invariably brings it to Thanksgiving dinner.
I have also sampled the UK equivalent (cheap & quick) to Boone's Farm...Buckfast.

I think it took my drunk cherry as well. I've since moved up to the ever more elegant Arbor Mist.

Oh My God...I am posting my first comment because this brings back horrible memories of another wine (cheap cheap cheap) called Moody Blue. We used to buy it and it would make you sick after a couple and you would vom purple I swear. I see it in the liquor store now and wonder if the kids are still drinking it. I think a magnum costs $5.00. Good Times...Good Times

Strawberry Hill & Southern Comfort.

So good going down, so nasty on the return trip.

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I haven't commented in a bazillion years,but I had to on this one.Strawberry hill was my first barf fest!!!So I have lived!!!Yay,me:)

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"I like my sprite easter pink"WEEEEEEEZY!

Ahhhh, good times. Good times.

xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

hey do you guys remember those frozen wine coolers that came in the capri sun pouches? THOSE were fuckin delish! Tropical Freezes or some shit. I wish they had those still! I'd be drinking them in the break room all day long!
"Hey nicole nice capri sun youve got there"
"Oh thanks Linda!, how nice of you to notice my delicious non alcoholic kids drink!" *looks back over shoulder and winks*

Estrogen a-poppin!

I get cavities just by looking at that stuff.......

Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4

I was just talking with a friend the other day about the merits of those Sun Country 2 liters !!! When they first came out that shit looked EXACTLY like a big btl of soda (which my hippy type parents never had around) so when I was staying at my Dad's house, post -Devorce, unsupervised at the age of 11, I hit that shit UP....my poor Dad came home to find his youngest laid out on the floor, (hey, at least there was no one on top of me...yet)....Professing my undying love for that fancy new soda in the fridge...of which only 1 liter remained....

Now boone's Farm, where I had the misfortune of spending some of my formative years, Culpeper County, Va, that shit was for the fancy times, like my older brother's graduation from high school & they made a "punch" of it with REAL strawberries & I, along with probably most of the other 14 year olds there...lost my V card to some inappropriately older "friend" of my brother's & horked strawberries & B Farm for the next 4-10 hours....

Ah, the memories....thanks MK...ps...
i think White Zinfandel is just a pube hairs diff from ol' BF...esp. here in the South...that's what a BF ho drinks when she's trying to be "classy" at dinner b4 she drops trou in the parking lot....
Good Times...

"Pass the Ripple, DUMMY!!!" Fred Sanford, aka Redd Foxx

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Sachie

I lost mine to this nectar of the gods (along with my mom) on my 16th birthday in July of 1978.

You lost your drunk cherry on Strawberry Hill? You've just gone from plain 'ol gay to SuperUltraMega Gay :)

"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West

What slut hasn't drank this shit?!

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Technically I lost my drunk cherry to California Coolers.

Orange flavor California Coolers to be exact.

But I gave up my puke cherry to Boone's Farm Tickle Pink. Still can not drink the Tickle to this day.

Now my favorite flavor of Boone's was Country Quencher. Which I can no longer find.

So yes... I still drink Boone's.

A little ice... one part cold Boone's to one part cold Spite. Yum....

I figure if people can drink wine from a box... there is not a thing wrong with me and my screw top Boone's. At least I am not drinking it straight from the bottle. hahaha!

if you like boone's farm, you MUST check out this website that rates all sorts of classy hooch:

http://www.bumwine.com/

oh my god. A friend of mine totally beer bonged a bottle of Strawberry Hill in high school! Then pretty much immediately vomited on the guy right next to hers shirt. Ew! so fucking funny though, lmao ^.^

Estrogen a-poppin!

WOW. boone's strawberry! this was definitely my 'first' ... I think it was post-homecoming in 10th grade, circa 1996? ugh. now that I'm thinking about it, I remember how nasty it was. haha. gross.

oldpossum, my headache this morning is proof they still make MD20/20

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 12:37pm.
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Hi, joe! Aren't you happy we're such connoisseurs now? *sticks bendy straw in Franzia box*
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Hehe..I always put on my beret and play Andre Gagnon when I drink my French boxed wine. I'm all cultural-like.

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Submitted by sexyredgal09 on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 12:31pm.
Does anyone remember the wine coolers that came in a 2 liter bottle? I think it was called California Country or Sun Country Wine Coolers.
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Oh yeah! There was a Cherry Sun Country Wine Cooler that helped me seduce the hot, sexy next door neighbor guy.....good memories....

That stuff was pretty tasty. I'd probably still drink it, if it was still around. Too bad I don't have the same neighbor. I'd like to get me some more of that!!!

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 12:37pm.
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Hi, joe! Aren't you happy we're such connoisseurs now? *sticks bendy straw in Franzia box*

My mom can't even look at strawberry without feeling a twinge in her throat lol

oh YES!!! The Boone's Farm groping sessions memories :)

THIS is why I keep firing up the Firefox for DListed!

Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 12:31pm.

My drink of choice when I was a youngin' was Andrés Baby Duck sparkling wine. Then my friends and I graduated to Blue Nun. We were klassy like that.
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HA! Blue Nun! *reliving some of my most shattering hangovers* ;)

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I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him~ M.Twain.

<3 <3 <3 Boones Farm.. I'm pretty sure that a Strawberry Hill bottle was lyin around somewhere the night I lost my V-card too, meh.

"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." George Carlin

My mother law is Evil Incarnate and when i first met her ( she hated me already i was a threat somehow.. my now husband admitted she was a shrew) I brought Boone's for dinner at her place. Wrapped nicely and acted all excited and chimed in 'it's good with fish, and i knew we were having it, nice and light..' It was priceless her expression acting like i was a rube and serious. She almost immediately took it into the kitchen and i could almost hear her silent screams. Mr. Putas later told me that he knew he made the right choice haha. He had no idea i was going to do that. Surprise, I'm your ghetto daughter in law! Drink up!

Ahh Boone's memories. I didn't lose my cherry to Boone's Farm, I was already an established drunk by the time I discovered Strawberry Hill. Buuuuuuut. Does anyone remember the wine coolers that came in a 2 liter bottle? I think it was called California Country or Sun Country Wine Coolers. That was back before wine coolers were all flavored malt drinks and they were actual wine! Does anyone remember that? Damn I'm old! I was like 12 or 13 and my BF Donna and I has us selves a Sun Country 2 liter bottle each, and that was the sickest I've ever been from the sweet sweet nectar. God I miss real wine coolers.

"think with your dipstick Jimmy!"

My drink of choice when I was a youngin' was Andrés Baby Duck sparkling wine. Then my friends and I graduated to Blue Nun. We were klassy like that.

Submitted by Santa Ana Winds on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 12:29pm.
Brings back memories, MK. Also got me thinking about the other high class wines we used to drink: TJ Swann Easy Nights, Mellow Days, Magic Moments, Stepping Out...the good old days!
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TJ Swann! Right. Thanks.

Now, who made Easy Nights? Was that Boone's Farm? I drank that as a teenager and got very sick.

Tickle Pink!! Loved it!!!

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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!

Brings back memories, MK. Also got me thinking about the other high class wines we used to drink: TJ Swann Easy Nights, Mellow Days, Magic Moments, Stepping Out...the good old days!

what about Mad Dog 20/20? the purple one
they still make that nasty shit?

Right up there with Ripple; great stuff... :)

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It's a rite of passage for teenagers all over America to puke this stuff. I know I did...

Submitted by tojo on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 12:13pm.

Thanks Tojo!

No, I have never made a rum cake either. I think the rum cake would be a lot classier though!

I don't think I have ever tried Boone's Farm.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

Hey, at least it comes in a bottle.

jt

stellar choice for HS! I used to drink that shit back in the early 70's and still remember the hallucinations that came from downing too much of it! if you go to the Union Sq. Farmer's Market here in NYC, NYS wine sellers there will give you a taste of their wares - one (I think it's a cider-based wine) tastes EXACTLY like Strawberry Hill. even the kid peddling it agreed! I say try a Strawberry Hill Mimosa - nothing beats it for an instant barf-buzz!

"One night I managed to put down two bottles of that stuff and a third one that someone else gave to me. Not sure how I lived. The night was basically me running from place to place, passing out, getting up, running somewhere else, projectile vomitting, passing out, rinse, repeat, and ended with me waking up in my car the next morning. GOOD TIMES."
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The same thing happened to me! I drank two bottles in a park, threw up (foam for some odd reason) passed out under a picnic table for about an hour, then proceeded to run around the neighborhood puking on people's front lawns and passing out in the bushes.

I can pretty much document my middle school to high school years by the liquor I drank.

6th and 7th- scotch lifted from my friends parents liquor cabinet
8th- Mad Dog 20/20 green
9th- MD20/20 purple
10th- Boones Farm
11th- Mickey's 40's
12th- St. Ides Special Brew

Ahh the memories...

*Looks at self*
You know you are hungover if when you see a bottle of wine you get the chills and you feel like trowing up again.

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

They were screwtop before screwtop was cool, I guess. Now the world's best white wines (from New Zealand, Australia, and South Africa) are screwtop. I still remember taking a corkscrew and going WTF for fifteen minutes to a twenty or thirty dollar bottle when they changed over.

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cnat say i am..what do you do with said cone? or do i want to know?
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Ha! 10 years ago I had a best friend who drank an entire bottle of Boones Strawberry Hill and smoked 2 menthol cigarettes every night just before going to bed. She couldn't fall asleep otherwise. Stomach must've been fortified with steel walls...

Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 12:05pm.
MK, were you spying on my and Grape's extensive Boone's Farm Twittering the last 3 days?

If only I had thought of making you this for your birthday:
http://www.boonesfarm.net/news.html

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DG have you ever made a rum cake? It's basically the same recipe. YUMMY!! Glad you're back I missed your wit!!!

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Ahh, double vision, curled up in the fetal position in a puddle of strawberry-scented vom, good times...

ha - strawberry hill took my drunk AND drunk barf cherry many years ago, too...mmmmmmm, delicious memories.