Saturday, June 20th 2009
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill - It's the nectar of the gods! If you haven't barfed up this stuff at least once in your life, then you haven't really LIVED! It doesn't take much either, because it gives you the voms after a few glasses. I'm not too sure, but I think Strawberry Hill took my drunk cherry a trillion years ago. That is truly special and beautiful. It brings a tear to my eye..... and is making me kind of thirsty.
You can try other fine flavored wine products out there, but none of them will make you look like the truly elegant lady you are quite like Strawberry Hill.
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"Submitted by Lypiphera on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 10:09am.
Ah MK just when i think there couldn't be ANOTHER reason to love you.... nothing like a good night of Boones Farms and Balderdash...."
Wow...Were we friends in the early 90s??? Me and my friends used to do the same thing. My definitions kicked major ass the drunker I got!
freshmen year of h.s. got drunk off this fine wine one of the first high school parties I ever attended. Made out with a guy in a bathroom.
I should really thank them for bigging my journey down a path of disctruction.
Fuzzel navel...I think you had to drink two bottles to get a good buzz.
An ice chilled FUZZY NAVEL took my drunk cherry at 14. Til this day when I am having a bad day i still crave a comfy couch and an ice cold Boones.
I never threw up though. I guess I was made for cheap liquor.
About half way through the after taste disappears!
He told me "love isn't everything". What an asshole.
Wa! I can't believe I missed this HSOTD! Strawberry HIll reminds me of my freshman year of college when my friend Shelley and I would have weekly Boone's night in our dorm rooms where we just sat around, drank 2 bottles of Boone's a piece, and got stupider and stupider as the night progressed. One Boone's night, I was doing somersaults on my dorm room bed, and whacked my head on my desk (which was connected to the bed) and started bleeding profusely and had to go to the health center. Ah, good times.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
I think there are some children in this world that have been born thanks to Boones Farm
The comments on the site are pretty funny:
Read what Boone's Farm drinkers have to say about its deliciousness...
"Nothing goes with sitting naked in the dark watching Golden Girls re-runs on mute while listening to REM's "Everybody Hurts" like six or eight bottles of Boones." - Michael (Syracuse, NY)
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You never cease to amaze me MK. Love you. Boone's farm is what's up.
ewwww I remember drinking this shit when I was in college, we were so young and so broke..This was a very classy cheap wine, indicated for "dawson Creek" and "friends" nights, EWWWW!!I think I started my bulimic episode with this shit, 'cause I start vomiting after a couple of glasses...
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 1:06am.
From the Boone's Farm website on the Testimonials page...
"I cook a big Sunday dinner for my friends and family every Sunday. For the last four months I have purchased two bottles of what I call my "kool aid" (Boone's Farm). By the time I finish the second bottle, dinner is served." - Crystal (St. Louis, MO)
Hahaha, TWO bottles...at that point dinner might be served but the cook might be blowing chunks in the toilet.
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Thanks for the Welcome(s?) I have been a member for awhile and am always amused reading the comments but never had the courage to add my own. This one just screamed to me lol I actually called a couple of old friends and we killed ourselves laughing about all the stupid crap we used to drink. Although I wish I were still young enough to go drinking til 3:00 am have breakfast and work a 12 hours shift. Now I drink and want to call in sick for 2 or 3 days.
Boones Farm ....hazy memories from high school.
We used it to make "WTF Punch".
oh memories!! and to think that my friend and i thought we were soooooooooo classy drinking this shit!!!!!!!!!!
Ah MK just when i think there couldn't be ANOTHER reason to love you.... nothing like a good night of Boones Farms and Balderdash....
Ah yes, Cold Duck and Boone's Farm. Spent many a time with my head in the toilet because of those old friends!
Well, add me to the list. It was my first, too. (Did they also have a Peach flavor?). And MD20/20 was in there somewhere, too.
At some point we moved up to Blue Nun and considered ourselves more cultured than our contemporaries.
But the only thing I recall anyone puking up was Peppermint Schnapps. And that's a damn ugly thing to clean up.
From the Boone's Farm website on the Testimonials page...
"I cook a big Sunday dinner for my friends and family every Sunday. For the last four months I have purchased two bottles of what I call my "kool aid" (Boone's Farm). By the time I finish the second bottle, dinner is served." - Crystal (St. Louis, MO)
http://www.boonesfarm.net/testimonials.html
Boone's Farm Tickle Pink and cherry Cisco popped my drunk cherry. I got WASTED with my slutty cousins at the hot springs in Las Vegas, New Mexico. Then we met some naked old hippies and shared a joint with them. Ahhhh, sweet memories.
Happy belated birthday MK! Me love you long times. ♥
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Goooooo Isotopes!
they still make this shit? i remember this from when i was a kid....
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Of course there is always Ever Clear; especially poured into a cold watermelon.
Ha Ha! This totally brings back memories from high school. This shit went down so easy, it was great! Almost as nostalgic as a warm six-pack of Red, White and Blue that was hidden in the woods for a week before we drank it.
Submitted by CeeCee on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 10:27pm.
This was the first alcohol I ever tasted. I was 24 and had just left the Mormon church!
Yay! Drinking cheap wine or getting bombed on Southern Comfort seems to be a rite of passage from first hangover to full blown alchy.
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This was the first alcohol I ever tasted. I was 24 and had just left the Mormon church!
AND PS it was all downhill from there because within a few years I was drinking King Cobra, Schlitz and Steel Reserve, no lie. Now I don't even drink wine. I had a late adolescence, for sure.
MD20/20 was my drink for about ten years. Then I started making more money and switched to Gray Goose.
When I was in college my roommate threw up a bottle of Strawberry Hill all over the brand new satin comforter her mother had just brought to her. It was awesomely disgusting.
You are the shit, dude. This is my drink of choice when I'm looking to get drunk fast and act a fool and a slut.
They still sell this shit. Trust me. I got bombed on it at a bonfire last month.
This is the real Jesus Juice.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 4:47pm.
Submitted by KellyB on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 2:18pm.
Welcome to dlisted.
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Call Out!
Who here ever got totally wasted on Mad Dog?
Me.
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HELL YEAH! WHOOP WHOOP!!!
That shit was $1/beer every night when I was in college in NOLA. Funny how one has no standards when the poor times come. Le sigh...
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The Listerine comment reminds me of an episode I saw of intervention a few weeks ago xD
I've never live then cause I didnt know what this was tyll now ha.I have drink some smirnoff and some other fruity coolers but have never vomited, Im glad though cause its not something I desire to do anytime soon.
@angel_i your avi pic is awsome MK looks hot cholamatized lol
Can't say I ever tried and MD20/20....couldn't get past the smell....yoik,,,,,,
Annie Green Springs, Plum Hollow
and 2 litre bottles of puke pop - Cherry California Coolers
didnt take much to coax me outta my 38DD's
The mother could never understand why all the potted plants along the driveway would croak.
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To the heart and mind
Ignorance is kind
There's no comfort in the truth
Pain is all you'll find
I remember it was a really bad idea to eat rice for supper before partying with this. But my date was really nice about cleaning it up.
Oh my god we used to get this stuff in college for $2.99/bottle. The night before our psychology final exam, sophomore year, we split a bottle while studying. The next morning I woke up and thought I would die from sweating, puking and a brain aneurysm. Quite possible the worst hangover in the history of history of history. I took the exam anyway, trying not to pass out. Strangely enough, I did better on that exam that any others. It must be the magic of Boone's. Thanks for bringing back those happy mammaries, dListed!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 7:10pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 7:09pm.
A Listerine Cool Mint Julep, perhaps?
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Hahaha...just let me pull down these drapes and I'll whip up a fittin' apparel for our refreshments Mz Momus and I'll join you on the porch.
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I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him~ M.Twain.
Aaah, the perfect wine to compliment a beautiful dinner with my future MIL. I'll even leave the bottle on the table just to watch her twitch in distaste.*evil snicker*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 7:09pm.
A Listerine Cool Mint Julep, perhaps?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 7:00pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 6:47pm.
Nothing beats a good shot of Listerine on the rocks
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Whoa Momus! You're way ahead of me. I didn't know it came in different flavours...I'd have to go with cool mint, with a sprig of fresh mint and an umbrella, served al fresco under a bridge somewhere...SFO for example ;)
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I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him~ M.Twain.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 6:47pm.
Nothing beats a good shot of Listerine on the rocks.
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Original, Cool Mint, or Orange?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Nothing beats a good shot of Listerine on the rocks.
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I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him~ M.Twain.
Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 6:29pm.
Very important! Equilibrium is on SciFi tonigh! Watch it! Do eeeeeeeeeeeeet!
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I've never seen it.
Looked at it at SciFi.com.
Kinda 1984esque.
If I get off work on time, I'll give it a peek.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I have no idea what this stuff is but it sounds lovely:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Hahahaha I love how the Strawberry Hill brings out all the lurkers to post who've been watching for years!
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MK about the whores on Dlisted:
..and there are animal stories, they like a kitten on a vacuum for some reason…
Oh shit. Skipping high school one Spring day, 1990, party at a friend's house, had myself my first bottle of this shit. Was hugging my friend's toilet within an hour. Good times.
" I have PMS and a gun. Any questions?"
Very important! Equilibrium is on SciFi tonigh! Watch it! Do eeeeeeeeeeeeet!
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MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm - reminds me of high school summers out by the pool....... :-)
I love how you say it will give you the voms after a few glasses. We were ghetto in high school and drank that shit like a straight up 40, out of the bottle. Boone's Farm was the first thing I ever got drunk on in high school, don't remember what flavor however!
OMG. Is that crap still around ??????
Instant flashback to 1984. 18 years old.
God I feel old now.
I have no idea what this stuff is but I never want to see a Wild Berry (vodka) cooler as long as I live.
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bbblaaaa. I feel a hurl coming just thinking about this shit.
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Oh MK thanks for the memories, who hasn't gone there with the Strawberry Hill? At least I am comforted by the fact that I apparently have truly lived, lol.
Submitted by KellyB on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 2:18pm.
Welcome to dlisted.
++++++++
Call Out!
Who here ever got totally wasted on Mad Dog?
Me.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Strawberry Hill! My god, we thought we were the height of elegance and class in high school with our Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill. Another mess was Annie Green Springs...gak!
a good cheap wine is Casillero del Diablo red
YES! They still make it. My favorite is orange. Love Boone's.