Friday, June 19th 2009
Emilie de Ravin Is A Dead Woman
Claire from Lost better take her ass back to the island, because the mob of crazed Twitards are going to hunt her down for kissing on the keeper of the unicorns. The kiss was during a scene for their movie Remember Me, but try explaining that to a lunatic with cracked out hormones!
They are going to try to cut Claire's lips off, so they can wipe that shit all over their nether regions. Or even worse, they are going to hump her face, so the essence of RPattz gets on their crazy crotches. Emilie better stay away from all bitches who look like they just rolled out of Hot Topic's clearance section. Actually, homegirl should just stay away from everyone. Even the least-suspecting hos have the unicorn fever (you know who you are).
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I feel happy that I understood MK's post.
If I were on his site for the first time I wouldn't have understood what this article was about! :D Too much Dlisted slang.
Fabuloussssssss!
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Shoo, DQ and Sweetas!
I'm here too!!!!
These photos do nothing for me. Now, the story about him get plowed by cab while being chased by crazed fans, that excited me.
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MK about the whores on Dlisted:
..and there are animal stories, they like a kitten on a vacuum for some reason…
OMG! SHOO???? 1st Sweetasssssss & now Shoo? YAY! Nice to see you ladies!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by KD on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 10:24am.
Oh, I don't know, because seems to me like they idolize Kristen Stewart, and she kissed him, too, so maybe they will just add Claire to the "loonie for" list. As if everyone who has touched him has been imparted by his magicfulness.
OMG I can totally see it now..and he leaves Kristen for Claire and onto a relationship full of orphans and IV babies. OMG OMG
KRISTEN WILL BE THE NEW X!!
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
I don't get the hoopla surrounding him. I guess every group of tweens and teens has their "idol". He's the one for this generation of teenagers.
Submitted by greenfinch on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 10:23am.
Submitted by Boob3rries on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 10:20am
That's uber retarded. That is what mainstream will do to a tween. Before seeing that I will stick to the Calgary Stampede any day if you ask me. And I'm not a fan of big masses moving like that..
LMAO about hubby..I told him last night I will get Adam Lambert farting on him. Enough glitter to cover him whole.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
I need to see the reaction video of that one chubby british loonie of this.
Oh, I don't know, because seems to me like they idolize Kristen Stewart, and she kissed him, too, so maybe they will just add Claire to the "loonie for" list. As if everyone who has touched him has been imparted by his magicfulness.
Submitted by Boob3rries on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 10:20am.
lol. its so funny how they react.
i had a good laugh hwen i read that they are not allowing people to camp out in front of building for the mmva's that are this sunday in toronto...cause the jonas brothers are hosting it..and there were girls camped out for 3 days to get bracelets to be there...like come on.... so now they arent allowed to show up until 6 am sunday morning or else cops will turn them away..i bet there will be alot of loitering saturday night at queen and john streets..
you could however just cover your husband in gold sparkles so he glitters in the sun...i hear crazy glue works well..
Even the least-suspecting hos have the unicorn fever (you know who you are).
ummmm, I think he is talking about me. *shameface*
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
Outside of staged mob scenes and absence of tipped-off photographers, I think this guy could walk down any major street in NY or LA and not be recognized by 99.9% of the public.
Submitted by greenfinch on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 10:18am.
Submitted by Boob3rries on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 10:16am
nah that's just some of the comments I read from...probably 15 year olds and some other brangaloonie with a change of pace?
I don't honestly know. Guess you can't really have chemistry with a peeled orange.
My husband is hotter. He just needs to learn to sparkle in the sun.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
Submitted by Boob3rries on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 10:16am
i saw that shite movie, i didnt see much chemistry btw rob and whatsherface..
idont get what the twihards are seeing btw them.
I don't find him attractive at all, I mean I want to but I just can't get on bored with this extreamly plain looking guy.
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This is so lovely for the twitards that go "omg yeah cuz he and kristen will be together 4eva cause the chemistry and they are so in love and "
Shut up
Screen couples..I guess the guy couldn't give two shits. He's just having a blast on set.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
My only question is whether or not they got sand in their cracks.
He looks like he would have dried skin flakes behind his ears.
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"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.
*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
he is very hot to me, but looks like he smells of nicotine and ashes. Yuck.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:22pm.
EH, you wouldn't know happiness if it facefucked your gaping maw.
He isn't fit, what is the draw??
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
i heard she's gonna be back on Lost next season. she's pretty but she bugs me, or maybe that's just Claire...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
I seriously don't get all of the craziness over this guy.
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"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.
*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
Yeah, he's not very sensual, is he? The celibate rumors might be true.
Whew! Scared me for a minute there. I thought she fell for it. Look away from the light, Claire! Just look away!
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