Friday, June 19th 2009
Emilie de Ravin Is A Dead Woman
Claire from Lost better take her ass back to the island, because the mob of crazed Twitards are going to hunt her down for kissing on the keeper of the unicorns. The kiss was during a scene for their movie Remember Me, but try explaining that to a lunatic with cracked out hormones!
They are going to try to cut Claire's lips off, so they can wipe that shit all over their nether regions. Or even worse, they are going to hump her face, so the essence of RPattz gets on their crazy crotches. Emilie better stay away from all bitches who look like they just rolled out of Hot Topic's clearance section. Actually, homegirl should just stay away from everyone. Even the least-suspecting hos have the unicorn fever (you know who you are).
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*sigh* I'm a Unicorn-fever bitch.
MK you fucking kill me with "Even the least-suspecting hos have the unicorn fever (you know who you are)"" 'cause Im one of them!! Probably is just 'cause I read the Twilight books and The Edward character is so fucking perfect, Unicorn Rob is tooo pasty, I agree that he looks like a ghost, and his legs are so skinny, that guy can't hold a real woman (one above 100 lbs)...Well, Poor Poor Emilie the twiretards will be hunt you like a dog, and if the gossip is real and you are hooking up with him offscreen..Shit, you will need to enter a protection program, so, if you are going to hell, just ride that unicorn reaaalllly hard...do it for us and sent us a video!!!!
The fact that he got hit by a cab because of his fans is sort of telling of what type of future this dude is going to have. Anyone who values their career or life should stay away.
She looks like an elf so she fits with the unicorn theme.
His legs are somehow repulsive. Not necessarily b/c they are so white.
He has a hatchet face I will never understand the allure. I'd feel like this even if i was a tween.
@ Raul - I almost fell for that! Then I realized what it was! hahaha.
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Eh, bored with pictures. Gotta see him in motion with the lack of internal monologue to get the appeal.
I don't know her from Lost but I like the look of her. Must be nice for him to be working with someone who doesn't have perpetual bitchface.
Hey, just because we're professionals doesn't mean we can't like to post on Dlisted. Lucky for me, I'm working from home today but we would be missing a lot of posters daily if all the ones working couldn't join us because of NSFW shit.
On topic: RPatz is spoiled for me. He will always be Edward Cullen to me, no matter what other roles he gets, but I suppose it's nice for him that other directors and what not can look past that. Find yourself in something as big as the Twilight phenomenon and sometimes it makes getting other roles tricky.
dramaqueen: teehehehehehehehehheheheheheheeehe
I thought he didn't like girls but then again this girl looks like a boy.........
TEAM JACOB!
Can't imagine another loser I'd rather enjoy the company of!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
HI I am Kdracofan. I am a loser.
Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 11:05am.
Tee hee hee Boob3rries. So damn clever. "Troll." Did you come up with that one yourself? LOLZ ZOMG#@!#$@$#@~@#!$@!$
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Maybe I did, little tard. Maybe I did. Why do I keep fueling you? Sheesh
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
I thought Rpatz is with that Joan Jett chick in these movies, is he cheating on her with Claire, the Aussie vampire?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
M.E. ~ Koko is a cute pup. I like big dogs. Alot.
*my dachsund is giving me the evil eye as I wrote that*
On Topic: since RazzMatazzPatz (or whatever the hell his name is) doesn't bathe...he should check his shorts for sand crabs.
bitches who look like they just rolled out of Hot Topic's clearance section.
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THAT PRETTY MUCH SUMS UP WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE@!!1 ahahahahah!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Stocky, YES! That is my new baby Koko. I'll explian name change in OP!
Tee hee hee Boob3rries. So damn clever. "Troll." Did you come up with that one yourself? LOLZ ZOMG#@!#$@$#@~@#!$@!$
Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 11:01am.
M.E. ~ is that your new mastiff pup in the avie??
On Topic: this story is about as newsworthy as watching milk spoil on the counter.
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No worries my dear, we had TWO of our very own trolls making it relevant =D
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 10:59am.
Why so damn hateful?
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"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.
*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
Walk the TROLL walk la la la
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 10:57am.
Oooh, I can completely appreciate peen. But not here at work. Even though the boss is away. IT guy can log onto my unit remotely, at any time, and penis would NOT be ok.
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I hate that shit... I have a buddy that is an IT guy and he admitted that he gets on peoples computer and snoops around at their personal shit just for fun... he doesn't give a shit and doesn't report them (especially if they have personal pics, etc.) but that's him... not all IT guys are like that, most will bust your ass out in a second.
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"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.
*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
Newsflash: Emilie de Ravin killed by hate-thoughts sent by millions of insane Twitards. Details at 11.
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M.E. ~ is that your new mastiff pup in the avie??
On Topic: this story is about as newsworthy as watching milk spoil on the counter.
Ohh, la-di-dah, you're a professional. Obviously your time is so stringently important given your extensive Dlisted posting schedules. Plenty of people have had nudity in their avatars in the past (Rich Bitch still does) but no one ever freaks about them. Losers.
Oooh, I can completely appreciate peen. But not here at work. Even though the boss is away. IT guy can log onto my unit remotely, at any time, and penis would NOT be ok.
All right, all right, ladies, let's keep moving, let's keep moving. As in Shawn and 6 Gauge's case, there is nothing to see here. Nothing at all.
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Bottom-feeder.
lmao like Migraine Sally said "it's not like we don't like peen-sheeesh!"
ricki lake
Well, SOME OF US PROFESSIONALS are at work and value our jobs. It's not that we don;t appreciate dick. Sheesh!
Submitted by JillyPoo on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 10:41am.
Submitted by Boob3rries on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 10:20am.
My husband is hotter. He just needs to learn to sparkle in the sun.
Consult your local strippers - strippers are always sparkly, they'll be able to help you out :)
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Ohhh the mother of my brother in law's children is a stripper..maybe I should ask her! THANK YOU JILLY <3
EH people can't post from work because you've made this site NSFW with your ingenious avie. Good going.
EDIT cause you took it down.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
Good god, some of u lame-ass hos have no sense of humor. ZOMG ITS A PEENISS!@#!@$#!@%R@
O/T: grrrrrr.....
Thanks for getting rid of your avie
This dude just looks, dirty. And not in a hot sexy way. I mean like, he doesn't bathe.
Submitted by kdracofan on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 10:47am.
Hey EH: you are a DICK
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Well that explains why I have this red and purple rash on the side of my head.
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
Hey EH: you are a DICK
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 10:44am.
Well, so much for getting to post anymore at work.
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Why cant you post?
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
EH
I see you won't play nice, so I reported your ass. Now take that shit DOWN!!!!
F all of you. I even think he's hot in the limp wristed pic.
I'm jealous. Fuck my life.
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"Oh hellllll yes! I just bought a ticket on the RobPatt crazy train!!! Chooo-Fuckin-Chooo!!!"—Clarisse
"Eyebrows, you in danger girl!"
Well, so much for getting to post anymore at work.
RPattz - *sigh*
you sluts have a good day.
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
Everyone, please don't BUT penises in your avies.
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"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.
*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
I put MK in my avie. :)
For the love of cheesus, EH, put that thing away!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Submitted by Boob3rries on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 10:20am.
My husband is hotter. He just needs to learn to sparkle in the sun.
Consult your local strippers - strippers are always sparkly, they'll be able to help you out :)
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 10:38am.
EVERYONE, BUT PENISES IN YOUR AVIES FOR MKs BIRTHDAY. ITS SURE TO PERK HIM UP!
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Sigh..
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
eh, i can't bring myself to care too much. :)
i still think he's yummy, but his body is not hot. i don't understand, he said he lost 30lbs to be in twilight, i would think he would be a lot more muscular and toned.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
This guy is just too pasty!
& MIGRAINE! Let's have a party!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 10:20am.
Even the least-suspecting hos have the unicorn fever (you know who you are).
ummmm, I think he is talking about me. *shameface*
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Haha...That's me as well!! I know he is a little odd looking, but that's what I find appealing.
Good morning DQ, Sweetas, and MS!!!