Sunday, June 21st 2009
Birthday Sluts
Jane Russell (88)
Kris Allen (24)
Prince William (27)
Erica Durance (31)
Chris Pratt (30)
Brandon Flowers (28)
Juliette Lewis (36)
Sonique (41)
Carrie Preston (42)
Lana Wachowski (44)
Doug Savant (45)
David Morrissey (45)
Marcella Detroit (50)
Michael Gross (62)
Meredith Baxter (62)
Tony Scott (65)
Mariette Hartley (69)
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Come on! No hating on Jane Russell. She has always been a beautiful, intelligent and classy woman. And if your tits are so big (PRE-IMPLANTS), that Howard Hughes has to design a special bra for them, you're more than alright in my book, honey!!
"I am just too much." -Joan
Happy Birthday to all, wow Jane, you got old, you were one of the most beautiful women of your era..God bless you.
Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I met a man who are 40 now on a dating service. he wants to see me and
even have fun with me. but i am 18 now. I don't know whether i should go to see him. he ever said to me
that all girls on that site ^^^^^ http://www.SugarDaddyChat.c om ^^^^^ are seeking fun
z-listed:
have some respect this woman's a legend and she's 88 years old. geez
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Isn't it Bromantic?
Jane Russell, oh dear. Maybe is would be a good thing to stay indoors after a certain age.
Jane russell is the goddess of all goddesses. Watch Gentlemen Prefer Blondes and tell me it ain't so. She was such a good match for Marilyn Monroe. Great, great movie, and she's a wonderful person as well.
at first glance scrolling down thought it was Jacko...lol...yeah, Jane baby looks Gawd Dayumed good for her age...rock on Jane !
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 4:49pm.
Scientology is banned here! ;)
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Thank.....zenu or wtf ever...I had to wiki my last comment...can't even remember what it was & I'm NOT going to re-read...makes my head hurt!! ;)
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Submitted by Miss_Marples on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 5:30pm.
Jane Russell and Michael Jackson look a hell of a lot alike.
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wow... It's like looking into MJ's future....scary!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
"I'm not sure what that sign meant."
Jane Russell and Michael Jackson look a hell of a lot alike.
Wow!! ...she's still got it goin' on....
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Scientology is banned here! ;)
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 4:32pm.
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Juliett's prob still in the Second Dynamic stage!!
(I know you're in Germany so you might not be the one to ask but...CAN'T THEY JUST USE ENGLISH!!)
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tojo:
Then I stand corrected, and Miss Lewis should ask for a refund!
Or has she already reached the Thetan stage?!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 4:26pm.
Juliette Lewis looks much better now than she did when she was younger.
She's been de-skanked somehow.
I wonder if she credits Scientology this?
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*whispers to TheBreakdown* that pic is NOT Juliette Lewis!!
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Juliette Lewis looks much better now than she did when she was younger.
She's been de-skanked somehow.
I wonder if she credits Scientology this?
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Shit Jane Russel is 88? wow i thought she was older than that! and MK this is one hot ass cancer birthday slut list! lolol happy belated by the way and shit i feel old; i remember when juliet lewis was a little girl and prince william when he was freakin born. damn time just goes by too fast. *more gray hairs forming in my old assed head*
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Gaa, I feel old. I remember when PW was born, and the rather hideous circus tent Diana wore in Kneepads showing him off.
Happy BD to Jane Russell, in one of my favoritest movies of all time, Gentleman Prefer Blondes, with no end of snappy tunes:
♪We're just two little girls from Little Rock
We lived on the wrong side of the tracks
But the gentleman friends who came to call
Never did seem to mind at all
They came to the wrong side of the tracks. ♫
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
My aunt Marie was one of the "dance hall cuties" in Son of Paleface. Sang some lines from Buttons n' Bows. Everyone was young n' hot!
I didn't recognize Jane on any level whatsoever.
Happy Birthday, Your Royal Peen! I know this site is all about the Ginge, but Wills will always hold a special place in my heart and loins. *bliss*
And happy birfday, Doug Savant. I would hit that long and hard, and from any and all possible positions. Delish!
And HB to the Keatons.
WTF happened to Sonique? Her love took me high, and then she abandoned me. Just like Daddy. :(
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
Submitted by Farrah on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 10:19am.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 9:39am.
Where's Farrah? Isn't Brandom Flowers her boy?
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Congrats on your beautiful boy, Farrah! He is a Killa!
Happy 28th or 30th Bday, Brandon!
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revealed! jane russell today admitted that she is the birth mother of michael jackson. "my poor dahling has been unfairly smeared by the press for 'whitening' himself. if they had looked more closely they would have recognized his relationship to me immediately," russell told an assemblage at the california white house [ed. note: russell's penthouse atop russell whitenin' cosmetics co. beside the KJLH tranasmitter in downtown crenshaw. ms russell sponsors the all-day gospel hour on KJLH every sunday]
jackson, meanwhile, is being held hostage by his adoptive clan, who are said to be smearing him with instant tan in order to disguise his blinding whiteness.
Happy Father's Day to whomever that applies to: both men and all the single Mom's out there having to be both! I commend you. From this, I know... mad props.
Triston: *muah* babe - sis stll in hospital. Today is NOT a good day in Miz's life but I must be the strong one, therefore hear me ROAR.
Viva La Russell: the woman has had game all her life! Happy day to her.
Gross and Baxter share a birthday? Interesting: they played hub/wife on that show with MJF and J. Bateman.
Jane Russell, a truly talented actress and icon.
She was awesome in "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes".
Happy Barfday.
You noobs leave Jane alone, not everyone needs to be made fun of or put down. You only wish you could live as long as her and have the life she's had. Happy Birthday to her, may she live another 88 years.
Real royalty here today!
Happy birthday to Jane Russell and Prince William! Jane, you are still a great broad, and I too love your 18 hour bra!
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Submitted by chefcammi on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 11:20am.
Happy 88th birthday, Jacko!
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LMAO! that's the first thing i thought after seeing the pic of this woman.
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'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Michael Gross and Meredith Baxter were born on the same day? The long-time Family Ties mom & dad. That's weird.
Well, happy day to you two yippies.
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David Morrissey is MINE! He is HOT!
You can keep the rest.
Happy 88th birthday, Jacko!
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Welcome To Dlisted, Son!
My Son, born 5/28 @ 10lbs 15oz.
Happy birthday to Sonique.
One of my favourite dance songs from the 90's:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVzvdCKuu4w
Prince William is 27 but his scalp is going on 47.
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MK about the whores on Dlisted:
..and there are animal stories, they like a kitten on a vacuum for some reason…
Who knew Steven AND Elyse Keaton had the same birthday AND were exactly the same age? The shit you learn every day!
In other news, I'd like to be the soggy biscuit for Prince William, Brandon Flowers and Chris Pratt. Yum, yum!
It'd be great if Doug Savant was really dumb.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 9:39am.
Hurray for Jane and her 18 hr bra!
Where's Farrah? Isn't Brandom Flowers her boy?
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HE IS!! only when the BF is not around, chu know? he takes care of me and does my makeup and dresses me up in feather. WTF is wrong with him anyway? as long as i know, he turned 28 two years ago... but anyway, HB BRANDON FLOWERS!!!
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happy birthday to all the birthday sluts today!
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Jane Russell is still the hotness!
Another 15 years from now... Michael Jackson would look like Jane Russell!
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no snark @ Jane, y'all - she's a classic
<3 Gentlemen Prefer Blondes!!!
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Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 9:39am.
Hurray for Jane and her 18 hr bra!
Where's Farrah? Isn't Brandom Flowers her boy?
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(I think Brandon is ghey).
That's kinda funny that Meredith Baxter and Michael Gross are both 62 on the same day. (since they starred together for years on Family Ties.)
huh. the more you know.
Hurray for Jane and her 18 hr bra!
Where's Farrah? Isn't Brandom Flowers her boy?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Happy birthday to the beautiful Jane Russell. Watch the movie "The Outlaw" to see how sexy she was when she was only a teenager.
Submitted by Dallas on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 9:05am.
Oh, please, someone slap me if I ever get to be Jane Russell's age and I walk out of the house with my "lip's" on like that!
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She looks like a tranny.
And WHY to these people choose the most shiteous shade of red they can find?? The only acceptable red, imho, is a deep blue-red.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 06/21/2009 - 8:53am.
Jane Russell should change her name to Jac
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LO-F-L!
(I h8te Father's Day)
happy birfday to Jane. one of the hottest sluts ever!!
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I love Brandon Flowers.
Oh, please, someone slap me if I ever get to be Jane Russell's age and I walk out of the house with my "lip's" on like that!
Happey Birthday to all! Happy Father's day to all the Dlisted "daddies"!
Prince William is already 27!
Where does the time go?!
"Thanks! :D I'm so out of the loop I had no idea they had ever dated!"
It was a loooong time ago. I was a teenager at the time, and I'm guessing you're younger than me, so I'm not that surprised you don't remember. It was circa his 'Thelma and Louise' and her 'Cape Fear' days.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn