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DIVORCE! Yeah, I totally thought the big announcement Jon & Kate are going to make on their show this Monday is that they are sending the beast on her head back into the forest to live with its relatives. Naw, they are reportedly going to announce it is OVAH between them. If you didn't see this coming then I'll have what you're having, because you are on some serious shit.
A source (aka COMMON FUCKING SENSE) tells Radar that they were originally going to announce their separation on July 15th, but it's been fast-tracked. Jon will kindly ask for his nuts back next week by filing for The Big D!
Jon & Kate haven't really been around each other the past few weeks. Mostly because whenever Jon comes around, Kate's hair starts growling. And when whenever Jon's no-nut area is around Kate, it starts whimpering. It drives everyone crazy.
Does this mean TLC is going to give them two shows now? To be honest, I wouldn't mind a second show starring Kate and her possum head. They could travel the country in a Winnebago and get into all kinds of trouble. It would be like Milo & Otis.......except cuntier....and with chunkier highlights.
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John doesnt work, kate is going have to pay Alimony!!!! buahahaahahahaha!!!!!!
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Well, this is what happens when you become greedy and whore your family out to the media. It never ends well and you become a sad joke with a broken family. I hope their padded bank account was worth it.
You know, I got home last night, and after a while looked out on my front porch and there were two kittehs hanging out, one lives across the street the other is a stray who I feed when he shows up, anykitteh, I fed the one and then the two fwends left together.
They have become besties and that's kinda not heard of for kittehs.
My point is animals are just way cooler than humans.
And TLC should put shows like that on.
Not waste air time with assholes like these two.
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Man, I feel sorry for the kids. Not only have they been on parade for most of their lives, but now they have to go through one of the most traumatic experiences a kid will have to go through on national television. And then don't forget about the people in school, and at the supermarket, and the playground, and......You get the point.
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I wonder if the kids will be split up, like half with Jon and half with Kate. Not sure how child support would work in a situation like that, though. I think I just asked a stupid question. Honestly, neither one of these parents should have kids. Jon will probably leave the kids with relatives while he goes out to get laid, and Kate will emotionally abuse them. Those kids are screwed no matter who they end up with, IMO.
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I'd be curious to see what that hair looks like first thing in the morning.
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I'm shocked...that these losers got a show in the first place. This is to the point where I'm ready for Octomom's show.
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You know the kids are pleading to live with daddy, I hope someone gives the kids a cell phone and teaches the kids to dial 911 when she hits em.
This show's publicist so deserves a one-thousand percent bonus. TLC of all channels. Who the hell even knew 6 months ago where it was on the satellite.
I seriously hope she doesn't get the kids. Divorce will be kinder than having them watch their parents destroy each other but if they have to live with that screaming, controlling shrew it will just send them into therapy even sooner.
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Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 7:15pm.
They should announce that they are giving those kids away in a raffle
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I see her as raffling off the children she doesn't like, for instance that little bitch (her word) that keeps asking for "water." *hate stare*
She'll keep the 1 or 2 she likes and pack the losers' little suitcases and have em sit out on the porch until their new family arrives. New family will be saying, "Oh, thanks sooooo much for giving us this opportunity to ...," and Cunt will cut em off, "Yeah, yeah. Have a safe trip back home. Bye."
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 7:20pm.
Can you give me Prince Hot Ginge make-ver to replace my Gosselin?
Now that Jon & Kate are over, it's time move on.
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If they get two shows the will call them "Jon plus 8" "Kate plus Hate"
TITS, you're avie is a freaking riot
Pictures of kate Gosselin make my hair cry.. and I say pictures because I have YET to watch that cunt's TV show.. Poor Jon, he's not a real looker but good for him if he does escape from that monster (if only the kids were so lucky)
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travel the country in a Winnebago and get into all kinds of trouble. It would be like Milo & Otis.......except cuntier....and with chunkier highlights
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OMFG...winnebago...cuntier...chunkier highlights...aaahahahahahahahahahaha
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There's so much love in the older episodes of their show. So sad she's a fucking snatchkiller.
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no, she's pregnant with another litter
I have never seen 2 ppl, on a love seat, that are married or a couple, try so hard not to touch each other. They're like a 10 and 12yo brother and sister on grandma's love seat, trying to be civil for 2 hours on mother's day.
Thank fuck that Denise Richards banner is gone. Now if we could just see an end to the Jon and Kate updates.
Praise be!
Maybe they're replacing spiedi.
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Yeah I think the show should go. Taking care of 8 kids alone will not make her any less shrew. Or hell, for all we know this could be a ploy for ratings and they make up next season.
I'm hiding my hand chair. She wants to sit in it. On it.
The ratings have gone from 9.8 to 2.8.
This is merely a ploy to improve ratings.
Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 7:15pm.
They should announce that they are giving those kids away in a raffle.
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hhahah like a quilt!
or maybe a really big piñata that asks for water?
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This will they/won't they divorce is the only thing getting milked in that house. You know Jon's tank ain't gettin' emptied regular.
Ok can someone please just shake a can of pennies at Kate's hair creature already and scare it off before it fucks up anyone else?
She's probably pregnant again and the source is just a paid plant to throw people off.
But if it's definitely a separation announcement, then I hope those cameras keep them both warm at night.
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John, do a friggen, Chris Benoit and end this shit already! Or you can just leave. Whatever gets this show off the air."
Hahahahaha! OMG! lol.
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Submitted by Dreadnot on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 7:12pm.
John, do a friggen, Chris Benoit and end this shit already! Or you can just leave. Whatever gets this show off the air.
Um, ok. The solution here is OBVIOUSLY for Jon to murder his wife and kids and himself. You're an idiot. And he IS leaving. Per Radaronline, he's the one filing for divorce.
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Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 7:12pm.
WTF Michael K....stop reporting about these two assholes. I dont even know why they are so important. I still dont really have an idea who they even are. Get a life...report about some real sluts...not insignificant vermin like Kate whatever...
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They should announce that they are giving those kids away in a raffle.
What makes me sad is the fact that they probably would not be going through a divorce had the damn cameras not been in their faces! Then again, who knows?!?
John, do a friggen, Chris Benoit and end this shit already! Or you can just leave. Whatever gets this show off the air.
Oh hell naw! Next you'll tell me that Adam Lambert is gay.
Gossip mongers.
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WTF Michael K....stop reporting about these two assholes. I dont even know why they are so important. I still dont really have an idea who they even are. Get a life...report about some real sluts...not insignificant vermin like Kate whatever...
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I am SHOCKED!
Never saw it coming.
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I only had to see these two on the couch ONCE to see the clear "I don't want to sit next to THAT person" body language. Poor kids.
Oh, I almost forgot....she's a CUNT.
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Milo and Otis was an awesome movie. Anycuntface, usually hearing about people divorcing gives me a case of the sads, but in this case, I think it REALLY needs to happen. Those children do not need to be raised by two parents living together who obviously loathe each other. They will pick up on it, and they will only form unhealthy relationships when they get older. That said, those child support payments are going to be freakin' EPIC.
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TLC won't want to kill the golden goose. They can keep following the fams through divorce court, therapy, new lovers, child visitation, etc.
I'm also going with the "new renewed love" angle. TLC has been whipping this whole dramarama into a ratings frenzy, with the two okie child pimps pulling in seven figures. Ain't no way a divorce is going down.
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Suck it you harpy cunt.
Got all the kids you wanted, your fifteen minutes in the spotlight.
Can't wait to see you go down.
Well I'm hella mad. I thought they were going to announce the cancellation of their show. WTF!? Is that still in the cards? I'm hoping.
Finally! now kate can marry and abuse her possum.
jon is one unattractive mofo and nutless.
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Submitted by lea8199 on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 6:54pm.
i think they're gonna say they're renewing their vows and doing a wedding special.. everyone thinks they're going to announce the divorce but they'll probably do something gay like this!
Heh, yeah, or they found Jesus, or one of them is checking into rehab for a time, or a combination of all of the above.
Yes, we need to watch Kate & the kids traveling the country, and when Maddie pleads & whines that she needs to go to the bathroom, we get to watch Kate take a piss and then tell Maddie that she can pee later.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
"Mostly because whenever Jon comes around, Kate's hair starts growling."
HA!
Stick a fork in these two...they are done. Let's just hope their show goes with them.
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