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DIVORCE! Yeah, I totally thought the big announcement Jon & Kate are going to make on their show this Monday is that they are sending the beast on her head back into the forest to live with its relatives. Naw, they are reportedly going to announce it is OVAH between them. If you didn't see this coming then I'll have what you're having, because you are on some serious shit.
A source (aka COMMON FUCKING SENSE) tells Radar that they were originally going to announce their separation on July 15th, but it's been fast-tracked. Jon will kindly ask for his nuts back next week by filing for The Big D!
Jon & Kate haven't really been around each other the past few weeks. Mostly because whenever Jon comes around, Kate's hair starts growling. And when whenever Jon's no-nut area is around Kate, it starts whimpering. It drives everyone crazy.
Does this mean TLC is going to give them two shows now? To be honest, I wouldn't mind a second show starring Kate and her possum head. They could travel the country in a Winnebago and get into all kinds of trouble. It would be like Milo & Otis.......except cuntier....and with chunkier highlights.
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HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY MK !!!
A freakin nightmare...these two are... and I say two because they both are bitches
It isn't possible to be married to her. She's an unrepentant control freak and a publicity hound.
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I’m just saying it’s a perception that can be perceived from it.
These two are like what I suspect Brangelina go through- they put on an act for the cameras then avoid one another like the plague in real life. A divorce is too obvious, and their ratings are falling fast- this will wind up being some insignificant announcement to draw people in for a few episodes.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 8:22pm.
They're not going to get a divorce.
She's going to announce that she's preggers and that her mood swings are from a hormonal imbalance.
Jon's going feel guilty and grovel his way back into her good grace.
Trust.
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OH, hell no!!!!! What???? The bitch is beating up the 8 kids she's got now????
She can't can't have more. There should be a friggin' law. A uterus is not a clown car!!! If TLC would stop paying these assholes to make fools of themselves on TV, maybe they would stop. Just stop!!!
I'm crossing my fingers for DIVORCE!
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There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K
That is so pathetic.
Only last year, kate was professing their Christian faith keeping them strong and their family together and now they are divorcing.
What happened to working it out for the kids? And think all the money they spent on fertility drugs and having EIGHT CHILDREN!!! If people would stop giving these women who have litters, maybe women would stop having children like dogs.
Dogs are more interesting anyway *l*
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There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K
This is excellent news...Kate can now have daddy walk-ons over at the house and Jon will be trolling for every truckstop hooker on the PA Turnpike!
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It's probably a good idea that they divorce. I watched the recorded episode with Emeril and noticed she takes swipes using sarcastic remarks towards Jon ever chance she gets. They'd be better off living separately.
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
Twilight boy got hit by a cab!
From MTV:
According to multiple sources, "Twilight" star Robert Pattinson was grazed by a taxi Thursday afternoon (June 18) in New York while filming his upcoming drama "Remember Me." The "Twilight" star was reportedly fleeing from hysterical fans at the time of the near-accident.
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MK about the whores on Dlisted:
..and there are animal stories, they like a kitten on a vacuum for some reason…
Please MK no more of this uselessness
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"Gotta get my eye browns done.....dont I look hella angry?"
God forbid Jon & Kate put their 1,000 kids first. Pathetic.
@ FORCE NOIR
YES ! YES ! a d-listed night night in San Francisco is such a great idea !!!
Everyone rags on Kate but Jon looks like a big dick and not in the big dick is good kinda way.
Jon needs to touch base with Kate about her plastic surgeon cause you know it's gonna be major surgery to just get his nuts stapled back on!...Not to mention..that goofy look on his fucking face needs a lift or two.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 8:54pm.
New working title: Jon - Kate = life is great!
TV that was RAD.
There should be a dlisted night somewhere in SF for all us bay area folk.....:)
bye Momus..... god, I miss the city.... *sighs*
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
"I'm not sure what that sign meant."
New working title: Jon - Kate = life is great!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Like Joel McHale said, they should have a new show called Jon Minus Nine.
Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 8:34pm.
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Hahaha..true.
(BTW, welcome!)
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It seems that different people have an idea of what I am, and what I should be. And then there's me.
Gotta run to the Post Office out at the San Francisco Airport.
Will change to unadorned avatar tonight.
Thanks, TITS.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Kate probably had 16 embryos implanted and the new show will be "Jon and Kate plus a Small Nation: Dugger's Eat Your Hearts Out".
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Submitted by The C word on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 7:15pm.
She's probably pregnant again and the source is just a paid plant to throw people off.
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Since you know Jon didn't do it, maybe the thing on her head knocked her up...after all, just look at the avies here to see the spawn evidence of its promiscuity.
If they divorced I could see Jon taking the twins and Kate the sextuplets. They already vacationed like that earlier.
Submitted by NaNoop on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 8:30pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 8:27pm.
Submitted by greenfinch on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 8:26pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 8:22pm.
surprise natural pregnancy?
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Look at her dress. She has a suspicious bump!
SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!
More fuckery. Fuckin' figures. {Blows brains out}
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The bodyguard's baby?
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the end...
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 8:27pm.
cause slappin around the 8 kids she has isnt enough lol
youre right though. she does hve suspicious bump...
goss bump watch 09
and we all know having another baby is the glue that keeps the family together lol
Submitted by greenfinch on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 8:23pm.
how come dr phil hasnt stuck his nose in this business yet?
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Knowing what an ass he is he's probably tried...I hate him as much as I hate Jon & Kate...
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 7:47pm.
meerkat in a flight suit?
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Meerkat with that ginger crown of lovely hair.
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i'm going to say no. his hair isn't 'big' enough or colourful enough to be seen on a avatar properly.
how about carrot top? sadly i have his hair all cut out already.
i'd need to grab your avatar sans gossie. i can't find the orig
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 8:27pm.
Submitted by greenfinch on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 8:26pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 8:22pm.
surprise natural pregnancy?
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Look at her dress. She has a suspicious bump!
SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!
More fuckery. Fuckin' figures. {Blows brains out}
Damn... I'd hate to see Jon grovel back... she is SUCH a cunt..... and aren't we forgetting the kids? WTF is happening to them? Make clothes? oooh....that was bad....*ducks*....
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
"I'm not sure what that sign meant."
Submitted by greenfinch on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 8:26pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 8:22pm.
surprise natural pregnancy?
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Look at her dress. She has a suspicious bump!
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 8:22pm.
surprise natural pregnancy?
Well, I'm not on any shit but I really thought they'd stay together because MONEY is involved. They're pathetic. Anyone that subjects their kids to this life is selfish.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 7:52pm.
TITS, I like the color of your avie's hair; is it Clairol or L'oreal?
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nice and easy.
of course.
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The Gosselin Hair Video is here! (A My2Cents/Sandbitch/TITS production)
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x9dzac_jon-kate...
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 7:36pm.
"My point is animals are just way cooler than humans."
Sadly, this is true.
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" . . . this is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
how come dr phil hasnt stuck his nose in this business yet?
They're not going to get a divorce.
She's going to announce that she's preggers and that her mood swings are from a hormonal imbalance.
Jon's going feel guilty and grovel his way back into her good grace.
Trust.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by greenfinch on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 8:05pm.
me thnks they are just building up for something dull and boring..just to get ratings. they are prob jut going to therapy
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maybe they'll move into Dr. Phil's house
moooorrre ratings!!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
"I'm not sure what that sign meant."
me thnks they are just building up for something dull and boring..just to get ratings. they are prob jut going to therapy
Hmmm..the vow renewal has been done. D-I-V-O-R-C-E is too obvious, quitting the show? Possum top won't let go that easy. They were talking about adopting awhile back but no legitimate agency or properly run country would allow that to happen. Ah..more surgery! Jon gets his balls reattached in a 2 part episode which follows Kate removing that stick up her a$$
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Dlisted - Unfair and Imbalanced
The buzz on J&K will die down eventually. But not enough that people will completely forget them. THEN.... I say middle of next season, we'll see the two of them slowly start to reconnect on the show. Ratings will start going up because folks will want to know "will they" or "won't they". Gradually they'll work their way back together. Then....in the season/series finale they'll announce they are giving their marriage another try. Probably even renew their vows. Ratings will go through the roof. $$$$$$$$$$$
Lady Caca, these douchebags, Spencer and his bitch should just all disappear!
TITS, I like the color of your avie's hair; is it Clairol or L'oreal?
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 7:41pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 7:25pm.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 7:20pm.
Can you give me Prince Hot Ginge make-ver to replace my Gosselin?
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meerkat in a flight suit?
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Meerkat with that ginger crown of lovely hair.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by jftafr on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 7:36pm.
Man, I feel sorry for the kids. Not only have they been on parade for most of their lives, but now they have to go through one of the most traumatic experiences a kid will have to go through on national television.
I REALLY hope this doesn't play out on television. If those TLC douchebags had any kind of compassion for the children, they would cancel the show and FORCE Jon and Kate to do this without cameras around. But I know it won't happen that way.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 7:36pm.
You know, I got home last night, and after a while looked out on my front porch and there were two kittehs hanging out, one lives across the street the other is a stray who I feed when he shows up, anykitteh, I fed the one and then the two fwends left together.
They have become besties and that's kinda not heard of for kittehs.
My point is animals are just way cooler than humans.
And TLC should put shows like that on.
That was cool, thanks for sharing.
I'd watch a show like THAT.
so sad
you know I brought my kids up by myself, not my choice.bitch needs to step back
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Fucka doodle-do.
I SO hope this is the beginning of the REAL end of their 15 minutes of fuckery.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 7:25pm.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 7:20pm.
Can you give me Prince Hot Ginge make-ver to replace my Gosselin?
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meerkat in a flight suit?
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