Coming Up Next On Jon & Kate Plus 8.....
DIVORCE! Yeah, I totally thought the big announcement Jon & Kate are going to make on their show this Monday is that they are sending the beast on her head back into the forest to live with its relatives. Naw, they are reportedly going to announce it is OVAH between them. If you didn't see this coming then I'll have what you're having, because you are on some serious shit.
A source (aka COMMON FUCKING SENSE) tells Radar that they were originally going to announce their separation on July 15th, but it's been fast-tracked. Jon will kindly ask for his nuts back next week by filing for The Big D!
Jon & Kate haven't really been around each other the past few weeks. Mostly because whenever Jon comes around, Kate's hair starts growling. And when whenever Jon's no-nut area is around Kate, it starts whimpering. It drives everyone crazy.
Does this mean TLC is going to give them two shows now? To be honest, I wouldn't mind a second show starring Kate and her possum head. They could travel the country in a Winnebago and get into all kinds of trouble. It would be like Milo & Otis.......except cuntier....and with chunkier highlights.
I thought when he stumbled outta that early mornin dive with the toy girl he was mumblin "Plus 8 is enought, I jyst can't take no more of Kate...okey let's all sing along
Gettin my nuts back from Kate;
Feels like I'm almost homr again
Gettin my nuts ack from Kate;
Gonna do who I want & when I want
No more beggin, please Kate open them thunder thighs;
Gonna slide into a new place now cuz
I'm gettin my nuts back from Kate.....
Texas rules
@OXA: Radaronlin has a new piec up and she is playing the martyr, someone needs to tell the ho that there is no Oscar in reality tv.
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BeastHead is gunning for the first Golden Globes Best Bitch Performance in a Reality Show Series. It's a new category they're starting this year.
Never watched that shit, not gonna start now. I don't even have cable...lol
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Radaronlin has a new piec up and she is playing the martyr, someone needs to tell the ho that there is no Oscar in reality tv.,
Announcement spoiler:
They're having band aid babies.
Joel McHale from The Soup pitched Jon's new show months ago, he saw it coming. It's gonna be called "Jon Minus 9: Best Spring Break Ever"
Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 8:07am.
Kate's Christian faith? It seems to me that the only god Kate's really faithful to is the Almighty $$$$...or perhaps Simon, the god of hairdos.
And I agree with the disgust for the "cult of many children" people. Jon & Kate already had TWO kids before they made the decision to use IVF...why isn't TWO enough? I know it's not my place to decide how many kids is enough...but was the risk that there would be more multiples really not considered? I'm sorry but I can't feel for "poor, put-upon Kate and Jon" (or other parents of litters who already had kids before said litters were born)...they KNEW what they were risking. Any adult knows that raising kids = hard work + lots of money.
And I agree with your final statement, stefystef - that's why I have dogs and not kids. And I wouldn't even want a whole litter of them!
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Disraeli_Ears, let me tell ya. I don't care HOW many children you have, as long as you can take care of them YOURSELF! But this idea of using modern medicine to have a whole bunch of kids that you can't take care of and then whore your kids out on TV so you can get a network to finance your crazy fucking scheme to have a dozen kids with one or two pregnancies and then get the network to pay for your tummy tuck and hairdo is FUCKING RIDICULOUS!!!
That's why crazy ass Octo-mom has been whoring her kids out. It's not about her kids, it's all about HER! Bitch. That's why she can't get anyone to work with her because after 5 mintues, you know she's nuts. Hell I knew she was nuts after 5 seconds of watching her on TV. It's in the eyes, my friend, in the eyes. *l*
At least I have some respect for the Duggan family. They have their children the old-fashion way... a lot of quick, unemotional, Bible-based sex at the right time of the month. And they were doing it long before it was fashionable.
Most of these women who do this are about making themselves seem more important than other women. Look at me! I have many children, aren't I great? No, bitch, Dr. King was great. You are just another broad with a bunch of kids.
And by the way, my dog- Marshmellow- is a good dog and I don't need a dozen of her to make me feel good about myself.
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At first I thought that this poor bastard is going to be paying big fucking bucks in support and alimony for a thousand years and then it occured to me: A new TLC reality show "Kate plus eight and Horny Jon on the make". Fuck I can so see it now.
They'll probably take a page out of ITVs book and give them competeing reality shows. It's the new trend ya'll. It just keeps getting trashier.
Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 9:45am.
Actually, I could totally see this bait-and-switch: the REAL announcement is that they are seeking marriage counseling. And TLC's gonna go with them! Because having a camera crew in therapy totally helps. *rolls eyes*
That's kinda what I was thinking! Ugh, the poor kids, being raised by these two selfish morons :(
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Submitted by JillyPoo on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 9:28am.
I don't watch this show so I'm not in the know, but have these two considered counseling? Or would that not bring in as good of ratings as jumping to divorce would?
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
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Actually, I could totally see this bait-and-switch: the REAL announcement is that they are seeking marriage counseling. And TLC's gonna go with them! Because having a camera crew in therapy totally helps. *rolls eyes*
I'm offended that despite not watching this fucking show I am still being exposed to these two fuckers.
I hate them and I don't even know what they sound like. Is it wrong of me? Nah, I blame it on all the shitty tabloids assaulting me on grocery lines and the retarded buying the damn things.
I viewed their love stories with many intimate photos at @@ "M y I n t e r r a c i a l M a t c h. c Om " where all women can find a great man to love ...
I don't watch this show so I'm not in the know, but have these two considered counseling? Or would that not bring in as good of ratings as jumping to divorce would?
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
*Cue that hippy tune "FREEDOM!! Freedom FREEDOM!!!!!"
Sucks for those kids though.
Mostly because whenever Jon comes around, Kate's hair starts growling.
AHAHAHAH! That's hot.
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happy birthday MK - Hope it's a great day you wonderful whore! Love ya!
I guess The Soup wasn't far off with Jon Minus Nine! I think Kate plus Eight and a Date sounds good too.
When is their gravy train going to derail? :P
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What kind of child support payments is Jon looking at?
Submitted by stefystef on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 10:12pm.
That is so pathetic.
Only last year, kate was professing their Christian faith keeping them strong and their family together and now they are divorcing.
What happened to working it out for the kids? And think all the money they spent on fertility drugs and having EIGHT CHILDREN!!! If people would stop giving these women who have litters, maybe women would stop having children like dogs.
Dogs are more interesting anyway *l*
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Kate's Christian faith? It seems to me that the only god Kate's really faithful to is the Almighty $$$$...or perhaps Simon, the god of hairdos.
And I agree with the disgust for the "cult of many children" people. Jon & Kate already had TWO kids before they made the decision to use IVF...why isn't TWO enough? I know it's not my place to decide how many kids is enough...but was the risk that there would be more multiples really not considered? I'm sorry but I can't feel for "poor, put-upon Kate and Jon" (or other parents of litters who already had kids before said litters were born)...they KNEW what they were risking. Any adult knows that raising kids = hard work + lots of money.
And I agree with your final statement, stefystef - that's why I have dogs and not kids. And I wouldn't even want a whole litter of them!
I might just be high, but you bitches are cracking me the fuck up!! ahhhhh, good times on the DL
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"It also looks like Benji almost kicked her in the wonk"!!!
I foresee a new reality show: sort of a Bachelorette hybrid. What guy is crazy enough to become stepdad to this bunch?
Because you know people would watch that.
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My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
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He looks like the kind of dad who'll miss your little league game or soliloquy in Romeo and Juliet because he was out getting drunk with his loser buddies after another day of lying to your mom about how he was looking for a job. Then after that think he can make it up to you by taking you to the mall and buying you new jeans or shoes
She looks like the kind of mom who'll leave for her dates even before the babysitter gets to the house, telling you the money for the pizza is next to the phone, or that you need to cook your TV dinner in the microwave because you're not allowed to use the stove. And that she'll help you with your geometry or life science when she "has more time". Like, after her hairdressing appointment and shopping trips (no, you don't get to go) with her girlfriends.
Also the guy she's dating dresses like a teenager because he is one, and it's obvious that if and when he tricks your mom into marrying him, there goes whatever college fund you were going to have.
Just like that, multiplied times eight.
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I'd rather read some shit (story) about a homeless kitten/puppy/rabbit that finally caught a break than this nonsensical bullshit. I think they are equal to or worse than heidi and spencer. Really, who gives a fuck?
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 6:35am.
Why do I get the sneaky suspicion that TLC plans to make a spin-off show following John around?
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you got that right .. either a live nut reattachment surgery or a Bachelor type format.. doesn't matter which cause it's money in da bank for TLC.
His face says it all.
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
WHY does everyone report and post info on these people? Who the fuck are they? They have octuplets? Who the fuck cares if they are fucking other people? This is truly some "other" (whiteworld) shit. No one I know gives a flying fuck about these people. And who would watch that show? Who gave them a show? Is it produced by Donald Trump or Ryan Seacrest?
Why do I get the sneaky suspicion that TLC plans to make a spin-off show following John around?
As if they have the best interests of the family in mind!
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Do you think these twats ever considered kicking the camera crew out of there house, get life back to normal and try to repair their marriage?
The exes at TLC can't be that cold hearted not to give them a 6 month break in their contract.
I hate this show/mess so much - what a fucking spectacle! People are outraged what they did to the Dionne quints all those years ago and this is the EXACT SAME THING - possibly worse. I wish the people that love the show could see what a disaster they are watching unfold.
Honestly, it makes me kinda sad.
Eunuch and fame whore...
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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 7:20pm.
Maybe they're replacing spiedi.
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Inneresting theory... or maybe Kate's getting her own show:
'I'm a celebucunt, get your own water'
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MK removed my comment :'o
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douche ass motherfuckers should not have kids if they divorce,
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Fucka doodle-do.
douche ass motherfuckers should not have kids if they divorce,
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Fucka doodle-do.
Not that Jon isn't a total douche nugget, but does anyone else get the vibe from Kate that she's the sort of person who stoops to racial taunts against her own husband and kids when she's angry and thinks no one else can hear her?
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EVERYONE PUT A PENIS IN YOUR AVIES FOR MKs BIRTHDAY!!!!
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
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Thank you, but I will stick to watching Monday Night Raw instead of these goobers!!
I think it would be funny if they announced, "Kate lost Jon's balls!!" I can hear it now....
"Well, they were in a mason jar under the sink, but I think one of the kids got ahold of them....." They could anounce a "hunt" to find Jon's balls. Kinda like Where's Waldo. And the winner who finds them gets a grand prize where they can come on the show, reunite Jon with his manhood, then watch Kate smash them with a hammer.
That I might watch.
Living well is the best revenge.......
As much as I hate reality TV in general, this is the most disgusting thing I've seen. Hyping a divorce announcement, just to get ratings? The network suits who think this abortion is a good idea should be shot in the head. These creeps would show people taking a dump, if they thought it would get ratings...
PS - It's hilarious to see a lot of the posters here putting kate's blond beaver weave haircut on their avi's. Keep it up, guys... :)
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Am I wrong for suspecting a cross-over with 'Intervention,' resulting in Jon being checked into rehab?
she hates the kids 'cause they look like the man she hates.
and her hair is ugly
expected but still sad
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Loving Jon's "just been caught getting a handjob on spring break" vibe.
I'm way too uncomfortable watching the show anyway...it's better just to get the dirt from MK! I agree...NOBODY WATCH THE SHOW!!!================================================
the end...
Feliz cumpleaños, MK!
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Fuck these idiots, HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL K!!!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
I WON'T be watching that crapfest.
Never have, won't start now.
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Don't tune in to TLC for this crapfest!! The ratings are the lowest they've ever been this past week, so they're trying to boost ratings!
Don't give these two KON jobs any more attention than they've gotten!!
Who knew kid-pimpin' coudl be so lucrative. I got two of my own and don't give a rat's ass to watch that show.
Same deal with OctoPussy. Other than the outrage which is well deserved at the life she is condemning those kids to, who gives a rat's ass like it's a good thing and now it has made her a "celebrity"?
That she's getting money and face time, when she should be getting her fraudulent ass kicked on the daily, instead. She should be shunned.
I just don't get it.
Freaks.
Ha ha Jon always looks red faced and drunk.
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