More To Love
This is a preview for Fox's More to Love which is just like The Bachelor, but with "real" people. And no, it doesn't take place in a Claim Jumper's.
The first part makes the chicks look so pathetic. All the single BBWs I know don't cry about how they desperately want to find love. They cry when Hometown Buffet cuts us off, but not over being alone in life. You're never alone in life as long as pie exists.
Come to think of it, the scrawny skanks of The Bachelor are also this pathetic, right? I guess that's just a universal thing. Black, white, skinny, fat....it doesn't matter. Being on a network reality dating show will automatically make you seem like you're a cat hoarder who spends her Saturday nights re-enacting the wedding scene from Muriel's Wedding with your stuffed animals.
With all that being said, I will still be watching for the drunk fuckery.
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SHIIIIIIIIIIIT. Now I have to watch this crapfest.
I am one of those weirdos who works out, lost weight, got down to the size I want, rock my shit when I go out (size 6-yay!), have maintained..yet I still like, champion rights for fatties, watch their shows, have some as my best girlfriends and want them to find love and think they deserve it. I am fucked in the head.
It is not in everyones genetic makeup to be thin. Most of my friends have tried to the point of obsessive working out and starving,and it won't happen for them at all, they will be smaller than before, just not "thin".
In these womens' defense, they don't exactly look like nasty Wal Mart slobs, dare I say they are "pretty in the face"?
-"Well, should we get more coffee or get two guns and shoot ourselves?"
Ha! They called it "More to Love"... priceless. Yeah, this will do WONDERS for those girls' self esteem...they can be ridiculed for being fat AND embarassing themselves on national TV. Jesus.
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"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it" DEB
Being fat does not make you unloveable...Being a desperate, whiny, pain in the ass with no self esteem does...One of my best friends is probably 300+ pounds & her sister isnt much smaller & they both got married in their 20's.
I think this show would have been more interesting if the guy was actually a hottie ( I know there are decent looking fit guys out there who are attracted to bigger women) but he is fat like them... Are you telling me these women could NOT find someone out on their own there thats their physical equal? Now, that is pathetic.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as --- http://www.SugarDaddyChat.com/---
it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
I'm already there!!!!!!!!!!!
I will sit in front of my t.v. waiting on it...OMFG are u kidding me...lol..
I'm trying to recapture the high I got from watching Being Bobby Brown.. This will probably not even touch that level but it will give me a buzz...Oh damn I can't wait
wow, this is fucked up!
Submitted by Bossy on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 1:06am.
Amen to that MK. EVERYONE is miserable, doesn't matter what you do or don't have. That's why people are making fun of the "fatties" for getting on the show even though the "skinnies" are just as ridiculous to be on reality tv. It's all about being less miserable than the next person.
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Yes fat chicks act like that! Always Crying or trying to fit into a size 8 when their a size 16. LAME.
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...
I can't even remember the last time I watched a damn "reality show". I'm really sick of seeing the same damn idea recycled over and over.
happy birthday to our dear, MK! :D :D :D
EVERYONE PUT A PENIS IN YOUR AVIES FOR MKs BIRTHDAY!!!!
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
That being said-I'll just wait for your summary MK.They might've had me if thses broads were "SEXY THICK" instead of "WALMART FAT".
Wow MK.In between the textual assault you deliver on a daily basis...there's actually beautiful little turd pellets of insight.Everybody feels aggrieved or oppressed in some way...and everybody thinks someone elses' "grass is greener".
Amen to that MK. EVERYONE is miserable, doesn't matter what you do or don't have. That's why people are making fun of the "fatties" for getting on the show even though the "skinnies" are just as ridiculous to be on reality tv. It's all about being less miserable than the next person.
HOLY CRAAAP! I went to high school with one of those girls! Her name was Natalia and she was truly a beautiful person inside & out. Her & her mom would make cookies from scratch on Valentines day,Christmas, and other occasions. They would decorate them,wrap them and she would pass them out to EVERYONE, and it was a pretty big class! I love people that give me cookies. She is strong & independent. You go girl! hope she wins.
Anyone seen Walmart Bingo? Funny shit, google it.
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..and there are animal stories, they like a kitten on a vacuum for some reason…
Walmart is gross. I'm forced to go there for the scrip's... course my local market has some pretty scary folks late at night too.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
"I'm not sure what that sign meant."
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 8:04pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 8:00pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 7:46pm.
@TigerLilly
http://www.walmart.com/browse/Cookies-Snacks/Snack-Cakes/_/N-8zaaZaq90Za...
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AHHAHAHAHAHA! I simply won't do WalMart...just can't...just can't...
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Picky. Picky. Picky. ;)
BTW: I didn't know that the zookeepers let you out of your cage to go grocery shopping.
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What you call "grocery shopping", I call "escaping from the zoo and terrorizing a community"...Tamato/tomahto....
And I'm NOT "picky"...WalMart SKEEEEEERRR a tiger! Tiger likes Target....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 8:47pm.
A commercial for this show just came on (I'm watching So You Think You Can Dance? Haha)...
So instead of roses, do you think the "real guy" will hand out chocolate bars to the "real girls" who advance?
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That is a fine idea! I hope the first round is Snickers. NUM!
A commercial for this show just came on (I'm watching So You Think You Can Dance? Haha)...
So instead of roses, do you think the "real guy" will hand out chocolate bars to the "real girls" who advance? And, if he is rejecting them, they get celery sticks? That would be cold.
The Fatchelor...Coming to Fox.
Now, having watched that infernal clip, I'm getting hissy pissy. "Real women?" THESE are their example of "real women"?! How about "real self-control" and not eating yourself to be so fucking huge that people are scoping out real estate on your backside? Just as it isn't healthy to be waifish in form it also isn't healthy being equal to or greater than a strolling blob. Disgusting cows. Fuck this show.
*pops a Midol*
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I'm too sexay for my fur, too sexay for my fur, so sexay it hurts...
Dolla rag courtesy of the great Quween herself!
Come to think of it, the scrawny skanks of The Bachelor are also this pathetic, right? I guess that's just a universal thing. Black, white, skinny, fat....it doesn't matter.
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True dat, MK!! All these women on these shows are just a bunch of desperate, whiny wh0res, no matter what they look like, thus the real reason they can't find someone or can't learn to be happy single IRL.
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
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Kleenex, Hostess, Little Debbie and probably Frito-Lay are henceforth recession proof.
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I'm too sexay for my fur, too sexay for my fur, so sexay it hurts...
Dolla rag courtesy of the great Quween herself!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 8:00pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 7:46pm.
@TigerLilly
http://www.walmart.com/browse/Cookies-Snacks/Snack-Cakes/_/N-8zaaZaq90Za...
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AHHAHAHAHAHA! I simply won't do WalMart...just can't...just can't...
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Picky. Picky. Picky. ;)
BTW: I didn't know that the zookeepers let you out of your cage to go grocery shopping.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Plays "Watch Out For The Girl" in this joint. Is this their theme song? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHQee6EqHIo
I concur, I am not overweight, am I not a real woman? I guess they use that type of nonsense to boost their self-esteem.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 7:46pm.
@TigerLilly
http://www.walmart.com/browse/Cookies-Snacks/Snack-Cakes/_/N-8zaaZaq90Za...
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AHHAHAHAHAHA! I simply won't do WalMart...just can't...just can't...
Anywho, a friend of mine told me once how she avoids that temptation to buy cookies and shit like that...She said "every time I look down the cookie aisle at the grocery store, there is AT LEAST one obese woman there, and I just pass on by..."
Well, I thought, "pssht, she's full of shit"...So next time I went to the grocery store? BINGO! Heiffah aisle 9...Coinkydink, I thought...Nope, 3 out of 4 visits.
Still, I'm thinking...What would be a better time at the grocery store...hanging out with the fat chicks in the cookie aisle or hanging with the yogaphile anorexoid GOOPsters in the organic produce section?
Color me "More To Love"...(as long as I ain't gotta fuck noone fat...Chubby, I can handle, but...well Ok, a little fat...Well....)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Jesus Christ. WTF. Why.
@TigerLilly
http://www.walmart.com/browse/Cookies-Snacks/Snack-Cakes/_/N-8zaaZaq90Za...
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by benjib on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 6:58pm.
It really pisses me off that fat chicks are referred to as "real women." I myself used to be a fat chick (gay dude), but since I lost 60lbs, I guess I'm not a real person anymore. Oh well.
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No, you're not a real person anymore...Yeah see, once you lost the weight all of your real human parts (aka fat) were replaced with FAKE HOLLYWOOD STYLE parts (aka leaness)...Therefore, you are no longer a real person...You are fake, plain as day....In fact, I'm not sure you're really even human anymore...;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
"Being on a network reality dating show will automatically make you seem like you're a cat hoarder who spends her Saturday nights re-enacting the wedding scene from Muriel's Wedding with your stuffed animals."
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I'm having a SuBo moment.
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Submitted by Brooke276 on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 6:58pm.
OMG....I am SOOOOOOOO watching every single episode with a box of Kleenex and a box of HoHos, Suzy Q's, Twinkies and DingDongs right next to me.
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Hold the phone, bitches...You mean to tell me they still make DingDongs and Suzy Q's???? WHERE THEY AT????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 7:16pm.
Oh Jesus Christ.
How are there enough channels and enough hours in the day to accommodate all of these reality shows??
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I would like to propose the creation of a basic cable channel entitled "Faux-Reality TV" and have all these cretinous shows be relegated to that channel. No other channel can air these shows. Kind of like a faux-reality quarantine.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by benjib on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 6:58pm.
It really pisses me off that fat chicks are referred to as "real women." I myself used to be a fat chick (gay dude), but since I lost 60lbs, I guess I'm not a real person anymore. Oh well.
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I was thinking the same thing. Congrats on dropping 60 "real people" pounds. I'm down 30 so I'm in the same club as you. Let's not be real together! :0)
Pass. I'd watch "Mo to Love" on BET though because it'd be like Jerry Springer and every show would end with a food fight.
Oh Jesus Christ.
How are there enough channels and enough hours in the day to accommodate all of these reality shows??
and no, Blue, u aren't missing a thing.. honest.
"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." George Carlin
i don't know whether to point and laugh or hug these crazy bitches.. Big, small, what the fuck ever FOX.. if it's cheap to make and trashy lookin those tools are all over it.
"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." George Carlin
Damnit, the video isn't available from my location. Am I missing much?
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It really pisses me off that fat chicks are referred to as "real women." I myself used to be a fat chick (gay dude), but since I lost 60lbs, I guess I'm not a real person anymore. Oh well.
OMG....I am SOOOOOOOO watching every single episode with a box of Kleenex and a box of HoHos, Suzy Q's, Twinkies and DingDongs right next to me.
Is on FOX, enough said
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
So glad I can't view the video in my country.
AHAAHAHA!!! this is pathetic.
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Big girls need love to.
Jesus Christ.
Desperate gets you laid, not the love of your life.
Are these the fatties that didn't make it on The Biggest Loser?
Imagine the advertising tie-ins with Haagen Dazs, Hostess Twinkies, and KFC!
I'll be watching with a tub full of Hagen Daaz.
Right....
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