Thursday, June 18th 2009

Taking The Bull By The Long Furry Peen

You know Lady CaCa is flipping out at her stylist right now, because she has this same outfit in her closet just waiting to be worn. Bruno beat her to it! It's okay, Lady CaCa, your dick is still bigger than the fake one on Bruno's costume.

Bruno continued to douse Europe with his brand of faggotry with a stop in Madrid today. When in Madrid, dress like a versatile bottom bull with a jaw-breaking dick! I think Katie Holmes is off the hook, because Tommy Girl just fell in love.

Posted by: Michael K


Tem's picture

Now i think he's just doing this stuff because he likes it

gia's picture

It's starting to become overkill at this point. I would like for him to give it a rest....Is he ever with his wife & baby? They seem to be apart an awful lot.

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Submitted by Vermithrax on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 8:49am.

Already sick of this stupid shit.

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One of those people I have no idea why they are considered funny. Kinda like that Stiller asshole too.

ab's picture

haha ... I love this outfit. I doubt I will see the movie, but all these premiere antics are kind of awesome. better than the usual boring multi-city premieres.

It was said he just enjoyed hot dating with a black big female on >> M y I n t e r r a c i a l M a t c h. c Om "<< , many hot pictures are shown...so many fans show interest on him there, oh, really? It is nice to enjoy more about it now...

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yepyepyep on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 8:39am.
Please dont some people are at work and too much penis could cause trouble

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Vermithrax's picture

Already sick of this stupid shit.

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Event Horizon on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 2:31am.
EVERYONE PUT A PENIS IN YOUR AVIES FOR MKs BIRTHDAY!!!!

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Please dont some people are at work and too much penis could cause trouble

Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

KD's picture

Wow, that costume is hot.

Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??

It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.

such as ^-^ -- http://SugarDaddyChat.com/ ^-^

it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!

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I personally don't find him all that funny, but I do see how he could entertain the "Scary Movie" and "American Pie" set. Sometimes I think he overdoes it, though, and it becomes tiresome and groan-inducing to see. If he really is aiming for satire and uppity high-brow comedy, he's making his job all the more difficult because you can see the joke coming from light years away. It becomes less clever and more perfunctory after that.

In his favor, though, he seems like a nice enough person, and because he's in shape his constant shirt-doffing is less grotesque than when Will Ferrel does it.

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This years' Halloween costume.

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This movie better make buku bank because I am tired of seeing Sasha living out his gay fantasy for the whole world to see

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EVERYONE PUT A PENIS IN YOUR AVIES FOR MKs BIRTHDAY!!!!

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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*

*Dont think too much just bust that thick*

tonta vodka van driver's picture

Isla knows what side her bread is buttered. Before she met him she was Scooby doing nothing and Im sure they have a good laugh together. Its not like she didnt know Sascha likes to dress up in luminous thong swimwear and laderhosen! She must piss herself laughing spending his hard earned cash made dressing up and offending people, in Prada.

I would. He has a really plummy upper Eaton accent in real life though which is a bit .....offputting. Sounds like prince Phillip.
"oh yar, My charachterr Broooknow was velly interesting to play as a socio referential archi-type" or somefin i imagine at dinner.

I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....

DR.FUNK's picture

This douchebag again.He's NOT FUNNY...and not nearly the "comic genius" his PR machine thinks he is.Please tell me this is the last of his three picture deal.

Khensu Hetep's picture

Wow, this guy's really dragging this "Bruno" schtick through the dirt, isn't he?
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@Socky - here you go!

http://www.productappeal.com/photos/couples_costumes/couple_costume_mata...

i'm liking the clever nut and screw costumes myself.

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fuzzyslippers's picture

I am getting so tired of this trick.

Toonkinstein's picture

.....this is the BEST outfit yet.....LMAO

paris herpes's picture

I'm totally getting Bruno-lash...ugh...too much. Get the movie over with so MK will stop posting this idiocy already. Okay you're totally GAY...we GET it!

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Toonkinstein's picture

...the funny thing about this is the gays are supposedly up in arms at the portrayal of Bruno (a gay model). They say is't "black face" and gives good gaydom a "bad name"...something to do with stereo typing....fuck, I fell asleep so that is all I read....

well, here's news: IT'S A FUCKIN' SATIRE YOU DUMB SHITS. BRUNO IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER!!

....so don't get your frilly britches in a bunch, suck it up.....

.....fuck!

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Me thinks me found the perfect costume for my BF to wear for the Cuntry Club Halloween Party. Oh, yeah..this is the outfit!! The matador outfit & some stiletto heels is MINE!!!

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megank's picture

I want that costume for Halloween.

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Submitted by WipeOutPutOutGetOut on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 8:20pm.

oh good! i'm not the only crazy bull nut!

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Hysteria's picture

i'm probably the only one, but i like that bull outfit. heehee

i'd wear those hoof shoes in boot format.

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WipeOutPutOutGetOut's picture

Totally getting that costume for Halloween this year... and it makes his legs look fabulous!

nurse_julie's picture

I feel bad for Isla.....

Dirk Diggler's picture

SBC is insane.

latinoneedshischisme's picture

They love that part of the bull more than they love paella!

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

In the words of King Julian...

"Oh, shut up, you're so annoying!"

joe shmoe's picture

I find him vaguely hot, as himself, but he's ruining it all for me.

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LA's picture

I'm getting so bored by this fool.

Bda's picture

I found the preview for the movie hilarious but I think he enjoys this character way to much.

Da Truff's picture

Yawn....Zzzzzzzzz

SBC's 15 minutes have come and gone.

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http://www.youtube.com/user/maartinoo :P

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EvilKirby's picture

idk why he gets people all twitterpated. Personally I have loved every character this guy has come up with and from the trailers I have seen for Bruno, it will be no exception. also diggin the bull penis.. also never thought i'd watch myself type those words..

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LMAO @ricki lake.

i haven't seen the film yet and i absolutely hate it already.

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Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 6:05pm.

Enough with the schtick already.

I liked him when he did Ali G and the movie, but Borat and now Bruno, it's too much. Really what is he going to do now? Besides Talladega Nights I've never seen him do anything besides those 3 characters. Can he do anything else?
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jennagirl's picture

I am scarred for life after seeing the Demi pic. NAS-TAY!

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Knew I'd seen those on Posh Spice:
http://blogs.thetimes.co.za/gatherer/files/2008/09/poshboots.jpg

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this would be much much hotter if this was a tigerlilly outfit ; )

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 6:17pm.
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kinda hard (pun intended) to miss that... with this current "character", that's a given. But the nippies - just kinda cracked me up.

Momus - yeah... that whole outfit was beyond weird!!

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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 6:07pm
Submitted by greenfinch on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 6:02pm

Never saw Sweeny T, but for someone who's been around as long as he has you'd think his resume would be longer.

ricki lake's picture

Man, it would be so awesome if SBC was actually funny. Then this entire thing might seem humorous instead of sad and fucking pathetic. Maybe he could play a British character who looks like a horse and has jacked-up teeth and eats stomach linings and says things like "Pip-pip cheerio!" all day long. Oh wouldn't that be so "subversive" and "satiric" and "irreverent" and whatever the fuck else dumb cretin fucks who enjoy this shit say it is lol. Only those without a brain would call this anything approaching intelligent satire. I feel sad for his fans, at least he's making money off of these ridiculous sideshows. What is anyone else's excuse?

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I am not gay and I find this dude extremelly ofensive. am I the only one???

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

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Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 6:05pm
he was in sweeney todd, and was quite good

I love love love that Movie!

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Nipples? Did you miss the big bull penis?

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AbandonedCouchHumper's picture

Ha! I love this outfit
I just want to know what he will be wearing for the Amsterdam premiere.

you know the gays here will go crazy...god i hope he'll go to the red light district for some hot legal tranny sex