Afternoon Crumbs
The big decision Jon & Kate will make on Monday is that they have finally decided to release the possum on her head back into the wild - SOW
Tila Tequila as you've never seen her before!!(sarcasm)!! - Hollywood Tuna
Courtney Love is still America's answer to Amy Wino (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Eva Mendes is topless and drenched in lube for Calvin Klein - Egotastic!
Brangie continues to heal the world with their millions - Just Jared
Beth Ditto does realize we're talking about Peaches Geldof and not peach cobbler? - Holy Moly!
The old dude is wondering if he should try and hit on KD Lang or not - Towleroad
Lauren Conrad reveals something that is just as shocking as Ricky Martin loving the wang - Popsugar
Carnie Wilson wearing the finest duvet cover Z Gallerie has to offer - Socialite Life
Hillary Clinton is Team Aniston - Hollywood Rag
John Stamos was the greatest john Denise Richards ever had - Celebitchy
Being a tranny herself, Cher should fully support Chaz - Cityrag
Vadge is more insane than I thought, because she's asked Fishy to GOOP-ify her nursery - Lainey Gossip
Wake me when that other one has jumped off of Grey's Anatomy - ICYDK
The mob of horny Twitards almost killed RPattz again - I'm Not Obsessed
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Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 11:30am.
Long story - but from everything i've read she likes to stir up shit. idk
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I get a vibe that Event Horizon isn't entirely loved around here. It's not just this posting but I've read many others. I just don't understand why. It doesn't seem to me to be warranted but I am sure there is some story that I don't know which is behind all this.
EVERYBODY, DON'T DO ANYTHING EVENT HORIZON TELLS YOU TO DO! FOR THE LOVE!
Why in the hell is anyone bothering to photograph Carnie Wilson?? There must be some really bored & desperate paps out there.
I'd put a penis in my avy, but this isn't my computer sadly :(
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
EVERYONE PUT A PENIS IN YOUR AVIES FOR MKs BIRTHDAY!!!!
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
You know what's sad?
Beth Ditto, IMO, is decidedly prettier in the face than many of these cookie cutter sex symbols. I hear everyone talking about how "nasty" she is, but other than her body, I don't get it.
She's like a reverse butterface!
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
re: Jon & Kate
I'm sure someone else has thought of this, but I think the spanking vid was done to take attention away from the vid of her withholding water from her daughter. Anti-spanking people jump all over her, and pro-spanking types come to her defense. She returns to her position as martyr, at least temporarily.
Radaronline has it that they are divorcing and Jon is filing next week, he is dun with this skank.
I would do John Stamos. Hard. Eva Mendes is one of those sexy, unattractive (to me) in the face kind of women. Lauren Conrad bores me, I think she's a bitch, and it makes me giggle that her "upscale" clothing line totally failed because she was too good to promote it. Teehee.
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The ratings have dropped for Jon and Kate, they're down to 2.8 and that's why they are having a special announcement episode.
Hopefully people will not fall for it this time.
Brad Armpitt and Holie are now starting early with their small donations. He blows one million on a painting so one million is clearly nothing to him. He is getting terrible reviews for his crappy movie, she is losing roles to Megan Fox and Charlize Theron and now they tip the media off everytime they make a small donation that isn't even half the money they got from pimping the kids out so that people will go and see their movies because they are "such givers" .
************I've been banned by Perez Hilton for joking that his mother steals shopping carts from malls and I like it.....what will Mario's mother say about it......**************
I'm glad T.R is finally gone and I can't wait until Shonda shows Heigl the door as well.
The show will be so much better without them.
************I've been banned by Perez Hilton for joking that his mother steals shopping carts from malls and I like it.....what will Mario's mother say about it......**************
LOL!!!!!!
KD Lang :)
Heheheeeee.
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
*awaits juicy Jon and Kate news*
I can't help it if I'm pathetic. I want to hear what they say.
*sadness, but not really*
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I love how the loons over at JJ are frothing at the mouth about the million dollar donation to the hospital and an additional million donated to the displaced Pakistanis by Brangelina. Unless I don't know how to read it was Pitt and his family only that was part of the donation to the hospital. AJ was not part of that donation and believe me if she was SHE WOULD LET US KNOW IT!! Loud and clear. This is one of the many reasons loons can't be taken seriously because they are a bunch of sheep. Not one of them questioned what they had read before on the same site (JJ) about who was part of the donation. Yet today they totally believe both were involved.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Submitted by girl_cheese
RPattz in a bookstore? He doesn't look like the kind that reads ...
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It would not shock me if he (or any of his co-stars) hadn't even read any of the Twilight books yet.
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When Madeleine appeared it always rained, the people locked their houses, drew the curtains, prayed and painted crosses on their doors.
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Why do people still care about/hire Eva Mendes? She is sooooo boring.
Although she looks unusually good in those underwear shots, i.e. she doesn't look like herself.
RPattz in a bookstore? He doesn't look like the kind that reads ...
When the hell is someone going to find some Valtrex in Tila's purse? The shape of her fucking head with that bug-like face really bothers me.
I always thought John Stamos was really handsome but he's starting to look a lot like Casey Kasem and that is not a good thing. That's what he gets for sleeping with that succubus.
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When Madeleine appeared it always rained, the people locked their houses, drew the curtains, prayed and painted crosses on their doors.
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Earlier this week, Angie and partner Brad Pitt donated $1 million to St. John’s Children’s Hospital for the creation of the Jane Pitt Pediatric Cancer Center (named after Brad’s mother) in his hometown of Springfield, MO.
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A measly one million buys a cancer centre? Since when?
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The Gosselin Hair Video is here! (A My2Cents/Sandbitch/TITS production)
http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x9dzac_jon-kate...
Pics: http://www.flickr.com/photos/36561337@N05
The Gossip I think right?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
beth ditto is a swine.
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'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
LOL! She's the lead singer of this gay band whose name i cant remember. I cant hate on her after i watched her on TV and she was so cool with her attitude of Yeah im fat, im not dieting and i will eat whatever the fuck i want and dress however the fuck i want! Gotta love a girl who doesnt give a fuck what you think of her.
BTW I know where your avitar is from since Im in the middle of reading Fear and Loathing.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 3:16pm.
Beth Ditto ** WTF is THAT? Anyone? Did someone stick an airhose up Marilyn Manson's ass?
moomarse on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 3:27pm
I read that here, idk, but the money for St. John's came from his family and him I believe, NOT HER.
And it's for his mom.
Skeletina pays $1 million a month to People magazine anyway, you know, it's a donation, to ensure she can still be called a Saint.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Yea Chazz, cause pissing out your clitoris makes you a man. fucking psycho.
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
Hillary Clinton is Team Aniston
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Becuz the issue is THAT relevant. It is, folks.
Don't try to lie to yourselves.
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
So, when Chaz has a sex change..does that mean his girlfriend is straight or gay? The girlfriend will be sucking on a meat flap cock rather than a meat flap vadge...strange....
"How do you fuck a fat chick? Flip through the folds and when you smell shit...go back one."
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 3:20pm.
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plus I heard one of Brad's millions recently bought a painting. A (meaning 1) painting. Now they call it a "donation"??
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
"I'm not sure what that sign meant."
Yes Kate should release that possum off her head and screw off into the woods forever.
Peaches GF kinda looks like Christina Ricci.... and Beth Ditto is the Cock Shriveller (and barf Inducer)of the Century!!! Naaasssttttyyyyyy!!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
"I'm not sure what that sign meant."
To save your eyeballs from the anal rape:
From JJ:
In support of Angelina Jolie’s eight-year relationship with the UN Refugee Agency, the Jolie-Pitt Foundation has given $1 million to help displaced people in Pakistan.
According to People, the head of the agency, António Guterres, thanked the foundation for its assistance.
Earlier this week, Angie and partner Brad Pitt donated $1 million to St. John’s Children’s Hospital for the creation of the Jane Pitt Pediatric Cancer Center (named after Brad’s mother) in his hometown of Springfield, MO.
On Thursday, Angie will appear on CNN’s Anderson Cooper 360 and join Secretary of State Hillary Clinton to talk about World Refugee Day in Washington D.C. Angie will also appear on Friday’s Today Show.
-Ok first, Hilary Clinton canceled, she broke something in a fall.
And, the previous story regarding St.John's, Skeletina WAS NOT INCLUDED! It was his REAL family!!! Dumb cunt faced cunt.
AND, how convenient, a donation made right before her interview with Mah Boo.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Seriously, that SUCKS for Rob. People need to get a life. I am seriously considering calling off my stalking plan...he has been through enough ;)
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
Beth Ditto ** WTF is THAT? Anyone? Did someone stick an airhose up Marilyn Manson's ass?
Yay! A Brangelina story! You would think that Brad and Angie would be too busy planning their breakup to have time for these events.
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Loonies, come out, come out wherever you are!
Submitted by sushi on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 3:10pm.
Does Eva Mendes do anything other than hump stuff for photographs?
has calvin klein ever done anything besides putting chochas and dicks on ads instead of designing clothes?
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Yes, but you'd expect that from a fashion designer.
This chick used to be an "actress." Guess that isn't working out so well for her.
I wonder if Jon can keep from bouncing in his seat and giggling when possum head announces their separation?
Submitted by sushi on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 3:10pm.
Does Eva Mendes do anything other than hump stuff for photographs?
has calvin klein ever done anything besides putting chochas and dicks on ads instead of designing clothes?
Kate & Jon should put the same length of time into attempting to salvage their marriage as they put into conceiving those kids. If after that amount of time passes and Jon still can't stand Kate then I say, "fuck off to your own corners of the universe" for both of them. He should totally force her to give-up any TV shows that include the kids when he files the divorce decree though.
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I am not a pussy.
Does Eva Mendes do anything other than hump stuff for photographs?
ESCANDALO! goop website now also available in spanish?????
beth ditto is gross. just plain gross.
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
FRIST! And Hillary better watch out for Angie's revenge.
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