Thursday, June 18th 2009

Open Post: Hosted By Lt. Hot Ginge

All day I've been blabbing about leaky sex parts (what else is new?), so I'll just go stick my ass in a bowl of ice and let these pictures of Lt. Hot Ginge at helicopter training do all the talking. Top Ginge takes my no-no's breath away. I'm stopping!

Posted by: Michael K


It was said he just enjoyed hot dating with a black big female on >> M y I n t e r r a c i a l M a t c h. c Om "<< , many hot pictures are shown...so many fans show interest on him there, oh, really? It is nice to enjoy more about it now...

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LOL Michael. ;D

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EVERYONE PUT A PENIS IN YOUR AVIES FOR MKs BIRTHDAY!!!!

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those families aren't living off our tax dollars like Ginge and gang are living off the brits. big difference.

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Submitted by latinoneedshischisme on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 8:09pm.
Thank God we don't have a royal family in this country!

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What!?! The Hiltons, the Kennedys, the Vanderbilts, the Trumps, etc. aren't American Royalty?

*snickering*

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Thank God we don't have a royal family in this country! Whole concept is ancient and stupid! At least too big to fail companies can't pull off a stunt as this Ginger! Good job!

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Submitted by The C word on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 7:42pm.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 7:38pm
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Hahahaha...yeah, but can you hammer with it or use it as a kickstand? ;D
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 7:38pm
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Hahahaha...yeah, but can you hammer with it or use it as a kickstand? ;D

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Submitted by The C word on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 7:32pm.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 7:28pm
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Since it's out, I'll say it again: Félicitations mon ami!!

Hope you enjoyed din-din.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 7:28pm
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Since it's out, I'll say it again: Félicitations mon ami!!

Hope you enjoyed din-din.

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It seems that different people have an idea of what I am, and what I should be. And then there's me.

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Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 7:25pm.

CONGRATULATIONS JOE SCHMOE!!!!! What a great accomplishment.
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Slutty, thank you. xox

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CONGRATULATIONS JOE SCHMOE!!!!! What a great accomplishment.

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Submitted by Hotmami on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 6:37pm.

Awwwww. That's sweet.

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OK, so this has nothing to do with what you guys are discussing, but I talked to my son on the phone yesterday and he sang me "The Itsy-Bitsy Spider". Total cuteness. Gawd, I need to get back to the States.

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Submitted by cMal on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 5:44pm.
Best line of the video:

William: "We're brothers, not lovers."

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Had anyone said otherwise?

A case premature denial.

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Best line of the video:

William: "We're brothers, not lovers."

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"If your horse dies, I suggest you dismount."

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Has anyone seen this? Video from the shoot with Harry Wales a.k.a Prince Hot Ginge, with is brother William, in some funny banter:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/31426535#31426535

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Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 4:43pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 4:34pm
i have not heard this rule, but loves it. and it will apply to a certain aquaintance who always demands so many apologies and holds everything against you forever!

its her problem(always really was anyways :P)

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Do you want have a romantic summer, just on **B l a c k W h i t e L o v i n g.c O m***__ where you can meet the singles,sexy beauties and even hot celebs .hope u can find the perfect one!

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Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 5:08pm.

I have always believed that the marriage is more important than the wedding.

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 4:55pm.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 4:45pm.

Date of the historic event: February 22, 1981.

Absolutely no regrets by either us for having no wedding.
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That's so cool, Momus. You guys were far ahead of the pack! My best friend's wedding was in 1990 and it was THE CHEEZE OF ALL WEDDINGS. Taffeta was HUGE back then and I had this gown that had a paisley brocade bodice. The dress was a deep teal. Ugh. Dyed shoes to match. The groom's party went to Las Vegas while the girls had a party at the Marina. They called in a male stripper. I left the room. I totally couldn't deal. The S.O. of the mother-in-law to be got arrested for wire fraud DURING the bachelor party. He told the casino he had a bazillion dollars and they checked his bank and he had like nada. Arrested, put in jail, missed the wedding.

My own "wedding" happened during a family vacation in Hawaii. It was me, my brother, my sister, and my husband. We got married in the judge's chambers in Lahaina, Maui, Hawaii. Just my brother and sister as witnesses. It was around 11 in the morning. Afterward we went to The Hard Rock Cafe for wedding lunch. Hamburgers. We bought gold rings in Hawaii. I'm disappointed that I gave the DH my wedding band to make a custom band for him. So his ring is his and my original wedding ring plus some additional gold added to give it heft. I graduated to diamonds soon after, but not a traditional set at all. And right now I'm wearing a CZ silver ball ring. Sometimes I wear a Hopi ring I had custom made, and a lot of times I wear no ring(s) at all.

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Submitted by tangerine on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 4:57pm.
Hi everyone!
Just wanted to let you ho's know I am going to LA for the film festival on Sunday and Monday. I am hoping to report back with a good story, like maybe running into Chicken Cutlets or Quween LOL! Those are the "celebs" I am hoping to see! Maybe I can get a pic for a new avie! That would be great. Hope you all have a good day!
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Ok. We're counting on you!! Find Quween!!!

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Hi everyone!
Just wanted to let you ho's know I am going to LA for the film festival on Sunday and Monday. I am hoping to report back with a good story, like maybe running into Chicken Cutlets or Quween LOL! Those are the "celebs" I am hoping to see! Maybe I can get a pic for a new avie! That would be great. Hope you all have a good day!

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Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 2:20pm.
I was in a meeting with some clients a few months ago (in New York). Some German woman, during a break, as I was speaking with some other people asked me where in Africa my family came from? I told her my family comes from the Caribbean. She said, ok, but they arrived there from Africa, right? She was relentless. Finally, so I wouldn't have to throw her an uppercut, I said, "Doesn't everyone originally come from Africa?" This logic fcked with her programming and she shut up. Everyone standing around us had that "No, she-fcking-didn't" look on their face. Everyone, including her own team, avoided her for the rest of the day. You'd think Germans would do everything they could to cultivate goodwill.
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OMG. THAT IS AWESOME! YOU GO BUDDY!!

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Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 4:45pm.

Date of the historic event: February 22, 1981.

Absolutely no regrets by either us for having no wedding.

We have had to deal with the pre-wedding dramz from the rellies. That was quite enough.

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 4:33pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 4:25pm.

I always send regrets that Mr. Momus and I cannot attend.

We never attended his brother's wedding, his sister's wedding, his father's second marriage wedding, his best friends wedding.
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Interesting.

I went to one brother's wedding, did not get invited to my other brother's wedding, and declined my sister's wedding with NO GIFT. I don't much like weddings. And they don't like me either.

I was a bridesmaid once and it was a NIGHTMARE.

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 4:43pm.
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Mr. Momus and I did the NO FAMILY OR FRIENDS wedding in Stateline, Nevada.
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Kuhdooze!! That's really brave!

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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 4:34pm.
Foxy - I'm not sure if they are back yet. Just posted a pic from Maui last week though on their FB. So, maybe still on an extended honeymoon?
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I think it would be good to just relax on it.

BTW, do you know the 3x rule? For example, if you have apologized three times and by the third time your apology has not been accepted, it's no longer your responsibility.

Just for future reference, if it helps...

I'm not saying you were wrong by any means AT ALL or owe 3 apologies or even 1, its just a little thingy I work from in the back of my mind taught to me by a co-worker (I don't know where she got it from), but it seems to work. It's like a karmic thing. After 3 tries, it ain't your problem anymore!

(Not that this is even a problem at all.)

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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 4:37pm.
momus - that is why BH and I did immediate family only wedding in Vegas. No stress.

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Mr. Momus and I did the NO FAMILY OR FRIENDS wedding in Stateline, Nevada.

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I know DQ hates my guts, but I have to quote her advice because it is EXCELLENT!

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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 2:58pm.
One other note on collectors: If you're not paying & contact them for whatever reason, the Statute of Limitations (which varies by state) starts all over again. So if you've let it go for 6 months or a year & have the misfortune to pick up the phone with them at the other end, you're right back to square 1 as far as it being removed from your credit report once the SOL expires.

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momus - that is why BH and I did immediate family only wedding in Vegas. No stress.

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Submitted by Dallas on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 2:48pm.
Bitchette ~ Fox is absolutely correct! I have two friends who work for GMAC and both of them are collectors. One works on the "expensive" car side and the other works on the mortgage side. These son's of bitches CAN NOT call you at work if you tell them in fucking writing. Once they have your phone number and address they CAN NOT call any relatives of yours........PERIOD!

My suggestion to you would be to call the asshole that, called your grandmother and kill that son of a bitch with kindness. Tell him/her that you are in the process of filing bankruptcy and you will call them with your attornies name and phone number once you have made the decision on who you will be using. If they get remotely "lippy" with you, ask to speak to their supervisor immediately! We have the "Fair Practice Act" in this country and these sob's are scared to fucking death of being turned in........trust me.
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EXCELLENT ADVICE.

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Foxy - I'm not sure if they are back yet. Just posted a pic from Maui last week though on their FB. So, maybe still on an extended honeymoon?

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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 4:25pm.

I always send regrets that Mr. Momus and I cannot attend.

We never attended his brother's wedding, his sister's wedding, his father's second marriage wedding, his best friends wedding.

Too much dramz. The bride is usually totally stressed-out bitchy and the groom is running around tried to appease her.

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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 4:25pm.
Foxy - They had a BBQ at the best mans house after the ceremony. So, no $100 a plate food wasted.

Plus, what could I do? We had planned to go, had a sitter and everything set up and BH got called away on work last minute and I got stuck with a barfing and shitting baby!?!

I wasn't going to call them on their wedding day and say "Hey sorry, we can't make it"

edited because I realize this sounds all bitchy and shit. It was not meant to be.

I know I have up to a year, but if I didn't do it now, I would so totally forget. I have a serial case of CRS

(can't remember shit)
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I totally get you, M.E.

You did well. You sent the gift and now they just need to send you a thank you. CHEEZUS. If it were me and you were you, I'd be calling saying "Hey, we missed you at our wedding, are you guys ok? Wanna see the pictures?"

Are they on their honeymoon now?

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Submitted by rukiddingme on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 2:32pm.
Debt Collectors CAN call you at work until you notify them to stop. Usually you have to send them a certified letter called a cease & desist letter, telling them to stop calling your place of employment. Usually just telling them over the phone to stop calling doesn't work. A certified letter is the way to go. You can also include in that letter that you only want them to communicate w/you through the mail. Still gotta pay the bill though.
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NO YOU FUKING DON'T HAVE TO PAY THE BILL IF ITS AN ILLEGAL COLLECTION ATTEMPT OR YOU'RE IN BANKRUPTCY.

BI+CHETTE, DO NOT TALK TO THEM AT ALL because like someone else said, as soon as they KNOW they have you it starts the clock again on the statues of limitation of debt collection (which varies by state).

Also, if your debt was made in one state and you live in another, they have to go after you in FEDERAL court! What a$$clown is gonna file against you in federal court? Again, it would cost at least $20k to file a lawsuit - which is what they would have to do to get a judgement in order to garnish wages or whatever. Even after they file a lawsuit - if they did - you have an opportunity to contest it to the judge.

PLEASE DON'T TALK TO THESE PEOPLE. And ignore the b.s. about "it's your debt"! The lender was equally responsible. That's what's called "risk." They took too many and their house of cards is falling. BOO HOO.

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Foxy - They had a BBQ at the best mans house after the ceremony. So, no $100 a plate food wasted.

Plus, what could I do? We had planned to go, had a sitter and everything set up and BH got called away on work last minute and I got stuck with a barfing and shitting baby!?!

I wasn't going to call them on their wedding day and say "Hey sorry, we can't make it"

edited because I realize this sounds all bitchy and shit. It was not meant to be.

I know I have up to a year, but if I didn't do it now, I would so totally forget. I have a serial case of CRS

(can't remember shit)

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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 3:11pm.
KD - I think I'll do that. I just ordered the gift today. And I didn't go completely cheap. I ordered this pyrex set that had 25 pieces to it.
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One time, for xmas, my brothers bich ex-wife gave me and my husband a pack of 4 glasses. Must have cost all of $4.99. I'm so glad he cheated all over her uptight azz.

Oh, and can I just say that we went to my husband's best friend's (3rd-ish) wedding a few years ago and I chose a very nice Waterford crystal bowl. I waited and waited for the thank you note. GD c-nt never sent one. I didn't even get a VERBAL thank you until I bi+ched to the DH about it. It must have upset him enough that he mentioned it to his friend and next thing you know I'm getting a phone call 9 mos later profusely thanking me for the crystal.

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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 2:53pm.
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IDK, M.E. Some people get super pissed when guests who rsvp'd don't show because they already paid for your place at the wedding (i.e., some form of mutilated chicken and wedding cake).

Depends on how much you value this friendship.

I think you should wait to receive a thank you note - max 30 days. If you don't get one, send another note explaining exactly what happened so they can get over paying for dinners for guests who rsvp'd and didn't show. some people are so weird like that. Also ask them how they like the gift (guilt them into a thank you note).

me, I eloped to hawaii so i could avoid all the wedding b.s. drama. not saying that there was drama here. i just think all weddings have drama.

You did well - sending the gift so soon. You have up to a year after the wedding day to send a gift. If'n you're interested in etiquette-y sht like that.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 3:22pm.

Yeah, Germans and Brits are so much stuck in the past that they forget all about the future.

WWII, Cold War and East/West issue is all you sometimes find on TV.

I am getting tired to be dragged into my country's past every time I mention Berlin/ Germany.

You wouldn't believe what comments I sometimes get when I tell people my BF is Polish........
Awful.

Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4

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Speaking of names, try these:

http://www.thesisters.org/meet.html

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Submitted by bitchette on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 3:28pm.
i'm back. and i read up on the comments. Thanx guys for your advice, tho i have one more ?, do i call to btch his a** out and tell him not to call anymore, or ignore and not call? i could really give a sht if he calls my phone, i just don't answer, but i really do not want him calling my grand's anymore.
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I think you should not call him back. It's just a hunch, but if he figures out you're passionate about your grandmother, he'll call her even more.

Call your grandmother and tell her to never speak to anyone who is calling for you. Tell her to tell them "Sorry, don't know what you're talking about" and hang up.

Call your other relatives and tell them the same thing.

They're hoping they'll be able to extort money from one of your relatives.

IGNORE and if it's in your schematic, move toward bankruptcy. Once you have a lawyer, ALL CALLS WILL STOP IMMEDIATELY.

Just my OPINION.

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Yeah, it's definitely the balloon knot!

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Stoney ~ Skidmarx ask if MK's no no was his peen or asshole. My very polite answer was, asshole!

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There is a discussion about MK's no no?

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For all the females who would like to major in pimpology Uhura is here to show you how it's done:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9Pmgp_0HT4

Enjoy!

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melmez - I've got a puppah name. Thanks though.

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I missed a discussion about MK's no no?!

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Thanks for the advice horz! I truely appreciate it ♥

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melmez:

you forgot I was bisexual and that Mother Superior and I are cunning linguists!

Oh, and barnhouse lust!

lol

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