The Sexiest Piece In Vh1 History
If you aren't on your way to the emergency room, because your genitals exploded upon first sight of this scrumptious and delectable pepaw, read on. This is Donald and he will be the breakout star of Vh1's new reality show. Mark my words! You know you want to see this creampuff get crunk and slap a dude or barf on a bitch.
Donald is just one of the "millionaires" willing to shower Megan with cash on her new show Megan Wants a Millionaire. Megan is that one bikini-wearing ho with the pancake-face from Rock of Love and I Love Money.
Starting in August, the show will follow 17 millionaires as they try to buy their way into Megan's heart. Each week, Megan will quit a bitch who isn't paying up.
This is going to be some Rick Rockwell shit. Can you say "tax lien from the IRS"?
Vh1 has released pictures of a few of the supposed millionaires, but I've posted the hottest bitches below. None of them can fill a pair of panties faster than Donald, but they will still make you all puckery.
I hate Megans.
Every single Megan I know acts like this. It's why I'm happy I didn't get cursed with that name. (Or Jessica. Or Ashley. Or Katie.)
Megan is totally NOT hot enough to be a trophy wife/girlfriend.
It was said he just enjoyed hot dating with a black big female on >> M y I n t e r r a c i a l M a t c h. c Om "<< , many hot pictures are shown...so many fans show interest on him there, oh, really? It is nice to enjoy more about it now...
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ http://SugarDaddyChat.com/ ^-^
it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
EVERYONE PUT A PENIS IN YOUR AVIES FOR MKs BIRTHDAY!!!!
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
Megan just can't stand not being on TV. How sad. I predict Ashlee of RoL and Charm School infamy will be the next to have a spinoff.
A semi-relevant question, how the fuck did Daisy de Whora dodge Charm School? She's a disgusting, crazy slut too!
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
Looking at these dudes reinforces my idea that marrying for money is always a bad idea. I wouldn't do it with any of them.
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
And, of course, I will watch it. sigh...
Do you want have a romantic summer, just on **B l a c k W h i t e L o v i n g.c O m***__ where you can meet the singles,sexy beauties and even hot celebs .hope u can find the perfect one!
there isn't enough money in the world
to make me go for any of these dudes.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 2:17pm.
for ten grand, he can jerk off while he eats me.
hey, the economy, you know?
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I like pragmatism in a person.
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I can tell you right away Alex is gonna be the "winner". At the end, it's gonna be close between him and Corey, but the winner will be Alex.
They're all ugly.
It's not like there's any realistic chance of her having a genuine relationshipwith them afterward anyway, so I guess it doesn't matter. It's all purely "entertainment". Oh god, what if they all have to go shirtless in an episode or something? That would be absolutely barftastic, but I'd have to watch.
-BUMP-
here's megan suckin dick
http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2009/02/11/megan-hauserman-su...
They all look they were in Vegas having a coke n hooker party the night before....
Summer's Eves....everyone..
(except PeePaw, he stays)
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"I'm Not an Alcoholic, I'm a Wine Connoisseur!"
The last two aint so bad.
Submitted by Da Truff on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 2:44pm.
What millionaire in his right mind would do anything more than spooge on her face while blowing rails off her sister's ass?
perfectly put, love
I'm a 10Kionaire and if I called a Craiglist escort number and that chick showed up, I would send her back to whatever nasty ass pimp hovel she came from and demand a refund.
What millionaire in his right mind would do anything more than spooge on her face while blowing rails off her sister's ass?
"Millionaire" is a very vague term. I'm suspecting some truths were stretched for these guys to be involved with this show. Plus, not one of those guys looks smart, classy, or interesting. They look like the kind of people who are all ostentatious with no substance, live outside their means for shallow things, and have the TACKIEST shit. Guaranteed. And now they can add "reality show contestant" to their impressive resumes.
Megan, New York, Daisy de la Hoya, Bret Michaels, Flavor Flav...
VH1 loves putting UGGGGGGGGGLY assholes on TV!
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Douchechill!
ESCANDALO!
ESTUPIDO!!
did someone say they saw her at Trada Hoes?
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Jean-Paul Sartre "So that is what hell is. I would never have believed it. You remember: the fire and brimstone, the torture. Ah! the farce. There is no need for torture: hell is other people."
for ten grand, he can jerk off while he eats me.
hey, the economy, you know?
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Fucka doodle-do.
Gross! Every single one of them. Barf.
I believe Megan sucked the dick off of some VH1 person to get a show. Why didn't they give Rodeo a spinoff instead?
Submitted by KD on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 2:01pm.
If Megan really wants a millionaire, isn't there like a dozen websites she can go to for that?
LMAO!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
The fourth one looks like a cleaner and skinnier Danny Bonaduce. VH1 really knows how to recycle a bitch.
If Megan really wants a millionaire, isn't there like a dozen websites she can go to for that?
Okay, first of all, Snuffy... I love that you put Kate's bitch cut on Corgan.
Two, I can't believe that this skank has a show. WHY, VH1, WHHHHHHHHHHY?????
Eewww Donald is a pear shape. He looks ok from the neck up but it goes downhill from there. She can get him and get in his will. That should take care things real soon.
During development, entitled "Megan is a Whore."
Submitted by Buster Bluth on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 12:59pm.
Race Bannon, I'd like to make you my comrade.
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Okay, but first, Ham water, please!
All of these guys look like they consider giving a girl a roofie counts as foreplay.
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When Madeleine appeared it always rained, the people locked their houses, drew the curtains, prayed and painted crosses on their doors.
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Just when you think TV has scraped the bottom of the barrel...
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"I don't believe in love. I believe in fucking." --Brian Kinney
I hope the twist at the end is that the younger or more good-looking men are broke, and the older ones who she wouldn't be attracted to are filthy rich....that would be awesome. She's a self-proclaimed gold-digger, and a whore...does she deserve better or more?
I would watch if it was a guy trying to get millionaire chicks... watching one chick on a show is not what I want to see.
I hope all these guys got their shots.
These guys make Jersey guys look doable.
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"The Count on Sesame Street is scarier and more captivating than those preening whack vamps from Twilight." DListed user Master Blaster 6/09/09 (So true!)
Ew, megan's the grossest one. bring back Farrah!
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I’m just saying it’s a perception that can be perceived from it.
Submitted by JillyPoo on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 12:41pm.
Does anyone else remember the days when Vh1 was the "classy" MTV, with shows like Behind the Music and Storytellers or whatever?
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OMG, I loved BTM!!! I miss it!! ** sniffle, sniffle ** Well, at least E! still has THS.
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Is it just me or does "Al" (on VH1's page) looking fucking stoned as shit?
Hopefully, Megan will soon be forgotten as other reality stars eventually are. Except for New York, of course. That tranny bitch is like a fucking coackroach.
millionaire matchmaker + the bachelorette = this. pa.the.tic.
@ Hekki: you got it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 1:11pm.
oh man i thought it was the funniest thing ever!
there was the other one where they took a bunch of uk punks and dropped them in the middle of the moutains in utah and make them hike and camp for 3 montsh. had to walk like 8 hours a day and shit. made the one girl cut all her dreads off right there hahaha. she cried and cried. one didnt even pass the boot cammp thing they just had to let her go cause her visa ran out lol
i swear some of these brits will do anything to get their kids or themselves on tv
Oh and she was walking around Trader Joes like she was "somebody" (heh) which made her even less attractive.
Submitted by 2Di4
Old bitches dont get it up that often anyway, so it's not like it would take a lot of time out of your busy schedule of shopping and drinking.
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Not true. Due to the miracles of modern medicine, these geezers can compete with any teenager in the erection department. The current growing demographic with the highest rate of STDs is the elderly. Viagra + all the time in the world = fuck machines!
They will make you earn that money.
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When Madeleine appeared it always rained, the people locked their houses, drew the curtains, prayed and painted crosses on their doors.
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Megan Wants a Millionaire ********* Why don't they just cut to the chase and call it " WHORE!"
I just saw Heather a few days ago and Trader Joes and thought how trashy she looks in person. Her body isn't hot, her face isn't pretty and her hair is fried. I was a little shocked. Not pretty at all in person.
eeeeeeeeeeeew
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Submitted by jim:
"WHAT DOES YOUR DAUGHTER DO"
MEGAN'S DAD..."OH WELL, SHE IS A WHORE"...
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY MEGAN'S DAD!!!"
Oh my god, jim, I'm still laughing like a hyena at this one.
But seriously. I get the feeling Megan's dad could possibly be the reason she's such a whore. When women act like this, it's 99.99% because they were sexually abused.