Katie Price Has Already Replaced Peter Andre
Katie and Peter have only been split up for a few weeks and she already has a new main extra-spicy unicorn at her side. How quickly they forget about the gay who wasn't afraid to tell you that those heels made your ankles look fat or how they cried beside you while watching Steel Magnolias. The fucking audacity.
Katie's new purse holder is model Anthony Lowther. The two have been running around all over Ibiza this week. They have been seen kissing at clubs, but I think Anthony was just trying to fix Katie's lipstick.
These two are so close that they are even sharing each other's clothes! Although, Katie should think twice about that, because Anthony's chesticles look way more delicious and succulent in that blouse than hers ever could!
Here's more of Katie and Anthony spreading the glitter in Ibiza last night and the night before. I would go into convulsions if I ever saw Anthony in those elegant crushed-velvet lucite boots! It would destroy me in the best way.
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Looks like the golden hulk has escaped from the lab again...
Chasing satan away all day is not easy...
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... I actually thought the guy was Katie Price for a second because of those huge pecs.
Katie Price is so ugly, is she really a "model"?
Damn he makes Andre look butch!
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Why is Bruno obscuring Katie's face from the papps in thumb eight?? He's never going to be boyfriend material with an attitude like that.
And LOLOL at her trying to stand up by herself! I could have sworn the Slutty & Sauced Katie Price Doll came with its own kickstand.
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Well. She looks nice...ish.
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
Erica.. I highly doubt you'll find many who give a flying fuck about where Uggs are made , and justifying wearing those "ugg-like" ( per my statement ) during summer.. So in the most cordial way I say this with all my Christian values... eat a dick bitch! NEXT.
She goes from one gay guy to another?
She actually looks the best I've seen her. Her legs look good, the boobs don't look so huge/fake, and her hair is good that color.
I guess getting rid of Peter agrees with her.
Now if I can just get the guts to dump my asshole husband..maybe I'll start to look better..
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WTF is up with his shirt?!?!?!?!?!?! I don't know where to begin.
How can these dudes pretend they're not gay with those chesticles? I second the motion that the shirt looks better on him then on Katie. Man, they both dress equally as terrible as each other, they MUST be made for each other. This is the definition of CHAV if I ever saw it, their picture would be under this and TACKY for sure. Kinda makes me want to throw up, but I would love to watch MK explode if the dude ever wore those awesome lucite whore boots that Katie's got on!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
dunno..there's a new wave of guys gay enough yet totally straight who are mostly into getting butt-banged by girls with dildos...Kate definitely strikes me like one who straps one...
Submitted by tojo on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 6:11pm.
Most definitely he looks so much like Jeff Delancy
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So we've all decided he's gay...right??================================================
the end...
I'll bet they get waxed together - 2 for 1 Brazilians.
Chyna looks weird with short hair
Submitted by dollyface on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 12:21pm.
Submitted by Anonymous101 on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 12:16pm.
I don't like him. Douche doesn't look like he could appreciate the greatness that is Harvey :(
Oooh, you are so right...this guy seems a leetle beet too self-ceneterd to pay attention to kids at all, especially sweet little Harvey. Peter did seem to want to be around them.
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Yeah, I kinda liked Peter b/c of that. Well, at least this overgrown oompa-loompa is too roided up to have spawn of his own (or so I hope).
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
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Met Katie Price in LA a couple of years back. At The Abbey. I'm just sayin.
I it just me or does he kind of look a little bit like Jeff Delancy? I saw some pictures of Jeff on this other gay blog not PH and this dude shes with kind of resembles him.
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Submitted by tonta vodka van... on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 1:02pm.
2d14 Hello
I shall explain English coloquialismmzzz
"Package Holiday" an Engish invention- is a low rent hellish experience where one is dumped in a location not deemed fit for anyone of any human origin where one can engage in competitions to drink oneself into the nearest pool of vomit and gain as many sexual diseases as possibleI'll. I.E "San Antonio, Ibiza" (not the Jade Jagger end of the island)
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Package Holiday, count me in.
Figures a disgusting fake tittied attention whore like her would pick a poofy metrosexual to rub up against...
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stefystef on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 3:00pm.
By the way, I've been to Ibiza.
Not to party because I didn't know it was a party town. I just went there as a tourist during my second trip to Spain (LOVE SPAIN). It is expensive to get into the clubs. I met a DJ there would was going to get me and my boyfriend in for FREE, but unfortunately we were leaving the day we met him so we couldn't go. Bummer. I didn't get to experience all the drunken English, Irish and German Eurotrash bitches party, get drunk and act like fools.
But it does seem like a lot of fun and the city itself is old and quite interesting. If you find yourself in Barcelona or on that coast of Spain, take a couple of days and take the ferry to Ibiza. At the very least, you'll see trash like Jordan down the street *l*
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Thanks! I am going to Spain next year!
Damn, that is one big roidy gay man! That shirt!
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"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it" DEB
Thanks, after viewing the "negligee Katie" and "Douchebag in Tartan" pictures, I feel much better about myself. Lordy, lordy, lordy.
He looks gay and she looks like a tranny, so it's perfect!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
"I'm not sure what that sign meant."
By the way, I've been to Ibiza.
Not to party because I didn't know it was a party town. I just went there as a tourist during my second trip to Spain (LOVE SPAIN). It is expensive to get into the clubs. I met a DJ there would was going to get me and my boyfriend in for FREE, but unfortunately we were leaving the day we met him so we couldn't go. Bummer. I didn't get to experience all the drunken English, Irish and German Eurotrash bitches party, get drunk and act like fools.
But it does seem like a lot of fun and the city itself is old and quite interesting. If you find yourself in Barcelona or on that coast of Spain, take a couple of days and take the ferry to Ibiza. At the very least, you'll see trash like Jordan down the street *l*
By the way, where are her kids?????
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There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K
Is it me or did she get skinnier????
And that over-tanned guy is gay too.
Let's face it, Jordan is a faghag. It is what it is.
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There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K
This dude makes Peter Andre look quite handsome and dashing by comparison.
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Douchechill!
Ahhahaha! That man is dressed like Sacha Baron Cohen as Bruno. How can he be serious??
that dude is greased up and roidy... ew
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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Hey Flatsy.
You got it!..... Google those images at your own peril.
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Hey 2di4
I had to google Uncle Tom Cobbley!!!! Thats some folk reference I dunno and I love Sandy Denny.
Anyhoo
Totally like so glad you now know what a Chav is. This is Katies People!!! They be her peepppllleeee. If you look at all her boyfriends they all be rocking the Chav glamma as does she. Chavtastic.
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Submitted by tonta vodka van... on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 1:15pm
So,hen night = bachelorette night?
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She's flat and that's that!
A Guido in Ibiza? Isn't that the 7th sign?????
with who!? Peter's ex? jeez
Why is he smuggling hams in his shirt?
both of these skanks make me want to be celibate...they are about as sexy as a fried sausage in week old grease...NNAASSTTYY...and any man that works those kind of outfits is about as straight as gay al...
I actually like the boots, heh heh, but who is this woman, and why is she newsworthy. What makes one leathery porn star more interesting than another?
AHhhh my friend ....fuck the "local" if use a true Chav a wall will do.....or in fact...as is well documented on the UK version of "Cops" i hear (!) the Park and a bench is preferable as it only costs the 5 litre bottle of pisswater that you and your "mates" have extracted from the off licence (liquor store) to wash down the hits from the paranoia grade 1 hydro you be smokin to forget youve got a court appearance tomorrow for GBH!!!
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
These 2 define the term "Eurotrash."
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A Hen night is when you, dressed in a pussy pelmit with a bridal train and an "L" for learner driver is taped to yr urine soaked knick knaks and 12 or your paralytic friends (also dressed like rejects from a Romainian ho house, bar hop till you can walk no more in a location not unlike "San Antonio" or equally glamourous Skegness in honor of bequething yourself unto an equally classy male version of yourself in union for ever more English style!
CLASSY SHIT
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
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I didn't know Smeagol was a chav?
@ Tonta Vodka:
Right ripper of you, guv. Big ups from all us Yanks -- Uncle Tom Cobbley and all.
Now let's go get pissed up on some pints at the local!
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"F*CK OFF!" -- Harvey Yorke Price
He looks like a younger version of the guy who taught Rex Kwon Do in Napoleon Dynamite. "Break the wrist, walk away..."
Her legs sooooo.... wide apart! Its embarassing!
Haha, Anthony Lowther has a Dynamite Hosts site on his ms:
Extensively used for private parties, hen, gay and student nights, to the most exclusive celebrity events the hosts are able to cater to the ambiance of every party. They cover an array of different tasks from welcoming guests to ensuring the party atmosphere is sustained all evening. This unique combination of devilish good looks and charm have secured big name clients such as David Furnish , Jasper Conran , Armarni, FHM and Lenny Kravitz to name but a few!
WTH is a hen party?
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She's flat and that's that!
Did you google "CHAVS" yet!!!!!??????????
Its AMAZING!
OH PLEASE DO THEN YOU WILL UNDERSTAND ALL THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT WHAT IS BEAUTIFUL AND ELEGANT!!!!!!
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
*books package holiday*
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this dude is into vaginas like peter andre is into vaginas...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
His shirt is a scream.
Is she wearing her angry eyebrows?
2d14 Hello
I shall explain English coloquialismmzzz
A "Chav" is a very very low class English person...i reckon you can google it.. GO FOR IMAGES!!! .there was an explosion of Chav pictures a while a go. Nice images of a Ford Escort or something covered in the Burbury Check..".Package Holiday"an Engish invention- is a low rent hellish experience where one is dumped in a location not deemed fit for anyone of any human origin where one can engage in competitions to drink oneself into the nearest pool of vomit and gain as many sexual diseases as possibleI'll. I.E "San Antonio, Ibiza" (not the Jade Jagger end of the island)
LETS GO!!!!!!!!
burn that bridge when I come to it....