This Crazy Bitch Is Obsessed With Bunnies
When Miriam Sakewitz watches Peter Cottontail or Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, bitch probably creams her chonies non-stop (it's like creamed carrots), because she is crazy for bunnies. Bonkers 4 bunnies. You could call her a bunnyhead or a bunny-holic. If there's a bunny around, she wants to get her portly paws on it!
The 47-year-old, who was nicknamed "Bunny Lady" by the locals in Portland, Oregon, was arrested on Tuesday at a hotel after a maid found dozens of bunny rabbits hopping around in her room. This was a direct violation of Miriam's probation, because in 2006 a judge ordered her loontardian ass to stay at least 100 yards from any bunny rabbit. Why do I picture Bugs Bunny winking at her from 100 yards and trying to lure her over with his fluffy tail?
In 2006, police discovered 250 bunnies inside Miriam's home and 100 dead bunnies in her freezer. Bitch's house was like the inside of Richard Gere's ass (he has since upgraded from gerbils)!
The bunnies were taken from her, but you can't keep a crazy bunny hoarder down for long, because she broke into the facility where they were being stored and stole them back. She was arrested and a judge put on her probation for 5 years.
In 2007, Miriam struck again! Her probation officer got a vewwwwy vewwwwwy strange feeling that Miriam was shacking up with bunnies again. A bunny wasn't found in her house, but the officer did find a 10-pound bag of carrots. Miriam was sentenced to 3 days in jail.
They need to just stick this ho in a cage filled with bunny butt nuggets and throw away the key, because precious bunnies don't deserve this shit! All bunnies are sweet and lovely. Actually, not all. I had a pet bunny once who bit my fingers every time I tried to pet him. I didn't mind it though, because he winked at me a lot and kept himself pretty by always making sure his eyes were perfectly lined with liquid liner.
And how long before we see this bunnyhead on Obsessed?
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"If there's a bunny around, she wants to get her portly paws on it!"
She most definitely has this in common with my Sophie.
This is the first thing I thought of after I read this posting:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Toft
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And I thought *I* was a crazy rabbit lady. Phew.
@ Clarisse: Here! I'll help!
How Max folds his dinner napkin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf-Wmj9HEMw&feature=channel
I love that one too:)
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Angel_i,
LOL!!! I'm like the freak parent that can't stop showing pics of the crazy kid!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k44f9gSWOWY&feature=channel
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Submitted by Reeter on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 6:47pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 6:46pm.
Submitted by Reeter on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 6:44pm.
Angel/Snowy- I say Torrie is leaving the show.
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Same. She's nice and cute and everything...she's just so boring.
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Janice MUST stay. She doles out the best d--r--a--m--a!
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Agreed.
BYEEEEEEEEEEEE, Snowy!
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 6:46pm.
SNOWY!
Do not be skeerd of MAX!!! Just don't take his chair...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7nSF-A-c4k&feature=channel_page
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I like the other one too where he runs around in it! It's like: All clear? Ok, good!
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
hahahahahha Clarry, cuteness, kill that skelly!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
angel: I have an unatural fear of bunnehs, I hope clarry remembers that
ok bitches, off to watch that shit show....
manana
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 6:46pm.
Submitted by Reeter on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 6:44pm.
Angel/Snowy- I say Torrie is leaving the show.
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Same. She's nice and cute and everything...she's just so boring.
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Janice MUST stay. She doles out the best d--r--a--m--a!
SNOWY!
Do not be skeerd of MAX!!! Just don't take his chair...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7nSF-A-c4k&feature=channel_page
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Submitted by Reeter on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 6:44pm.
Angel/Snowy- I say Torrie is leaving the show.
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Same. She's nice and cute and everything...she's just so boring.
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
ok since you both said Torrie I will go with that, I don't mind her and I think she's pretty and strong but she is pretty boring....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
Aw! I like Max - he's a cutie! He reminds me of Samantha (the mommy)
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Angel/Snowy- I say Torrie is leaving the show.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 6:40pm.
angel I am predicting Patti and Stephen, speaking of wierd uncomfortable shit (Morgan Freeman) What is up with Patti and John!! LOL
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It is weird - but I think they're the most alike. They're both family people - he's a strong leader-type dad and she's a mommy...I think they just get each other - OR like Stephen said: it's political...but I think Janice and John wanna do sexy times to each other most of all...
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Submitted by The C word on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 6:38pm.
She obviously never went up against the killer rabbit from 'Holy Grail':
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LOL! I'm reminded of that everytime my bunny get attack - y. One of her fave games is to hide under her stool and attack you when you walk by. Sometimes she gets like that when the squirrel gets on her nerves - then I'll try to give her a peanut or something and instead of taking it she'll make angry noises and attack my hands (she's gentle about it tho)
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
OMG Clarry's bunneh, it's scaring me, LOLOLOLOLOL
don't get me wrong, it's cute but I don't feel safe around rabbits, hahahahah don't hate me clarry!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
angel I am predicting Patti and Stephen, speaking of wierd uncomfortable shit (Morgan Freeman) What is up with Patti and John!! LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 6:33pm.
awesome angel, rushing home in a few to watch it. who do you think will go home?
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So hard - I can't believe it's two. I think it's gonna be Torrie and Stephen. Torrie cuz she's kinda boring and Stephen cuz he's hard to look at. Who do you think...?
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
She obviously never went up against the killer rabbit from 'Holy Grail':
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/126084/monty_python_and_the_holy_grail/
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awesome angel, rushing home in a few to watch it. who do you think will go home?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
@snowy: We got that Sanjaya connection still;p
PS. I'm caught up...someone's uploading the show as soon as it's on. I LOVE that ho whoever it is!
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Snowy!
A little menthol under the nose and you can get by!
Max will have you know that he has NEVER sprayed.
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h100/mykittytls/ac29.jpg
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@Clarisse: Ack! What you can't see, tho, is the smell. Ugh.
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
oh fuck clarry I can smell that from here!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
OMG reason #459374 not to get a bunneh, SPRAYING PISSSSSSS!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
Angel_i,
OY! An unaltered male will spray EVERYTHING!!!
All joking aside, want a glimpse into a rabbit hoarders "home"??
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h100/mykittytls/lc1.jpg
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h100/mykittytls/lc2.jpg
Keep in mind that this is AFTER 3 months. We had separated the males/females and caged most.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 3:52pm.
Easy peasy! Easier than any cat! *sticks out tongue*
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Ha! Some of my bunnies were good like that but they were mostly pretty dirty. The dad didn't help - he would run up and down the hallway spraying piss ALL OVER the walls up to my waist! It drove me nuts.
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Don't let her crazed ass watch Fatal Attraction!
Or any of this:
http://www.angryalien.com/
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"got a vewwwwwy vewwwwwy strange feewing"...LMFAO!! Oh!
Medicated or not, she needs to be incarcerated. She obviously has a hoarding problem but instead of old newspapers or boxes of crackers it's bunnies. Poor boo-boos. She's been given chances, now is the time for hardcore repercussions.
I am OBSESSED with Obsessed! It's even better than "Intervention" for me, because in my family, we don't have addiction problems but we do have OCD, depression, and anxiety.
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Angel_i,
Of course I beat them! With wire hangers!!!
No...rabbits have a natural inclination to use the same spot to potty, 99% of the time, a corner... After we spay/neuter our rabbits, put a litter box in the corner. If they go in a different corner, put the box in that corner. etc...
My pair have free range so once they were altered, I put four boxes in the four corners of the room, they picked one which I eventually moved to the place I wanted it.
Easy peasy! Easier than any cat! *sticks out tongue*
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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 3:38pm.
FoxOnTheRun,
My rabbits are litter boxed trained and have never had an accident in the house
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Did you beat them?!
Actually, I'm really curious how you trained them - mine got trained by accident.
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
This really isn't a funny story. It's given me a major case of the sads. Bitch has been abusing bunnies for years. See the article here:
http://blog.oregonlive.com/washingtoncounty/2008/01/previous_stories_and...
Sorry to those who think she should be on meds. I'm for locking her up and throwing away the key. She sounds like a sociopath and there is NO treatment for them.
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I'm going to guess Easter is her favorite holiday, and it's not because she's a devout Christian...
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the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
MOMUS!
I resemble that! I only have 8 rabbits here under my roof!
FoxOnTheRun,
My rabbits are litter boxed trained and have never had an accident in the house.
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She should just have like 2 or 3.
I spent over a year working with the local House Rabbit Society to deal with a hoarder who had 300+ rabbits in her house. They had eaten thru the drywall and were living in the walls, under the floor. There were dead rabbits everywhere. 5-6 inches of shit on the floors. It isn't pretty.
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Submitted by KD on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 1:04pm.
How can they prove that she is guilty because of a bag of carrots? maybe she really like carrots! My rabbit actually prefers fruits and greens to carrots.
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I juice fruits and veggies and it takes a shitload of carrots for one 8-ounce glass!
It was profiling!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
"I'm not sure what that sign meant."
Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 2:39pm.
Bunnies don't like carrots, contray to popular belief
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My bunny LOVES carrots! But, as I stated earlier, MY bunny is perfect!
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Bunnies don't like carrots, contray to popular belief. My bunny turns his nose up to that fuckery. He better get sugary products, granola, baby bok choy, parsley or dried apples, anything else and the little bastard won't touch it. He'll throw a temper tantrum and fling it across the cage. No he's not an asshole but he can be. And he's never bitten anyone in his life. The vet says he's the most well behaved bunny she's ever seen and she has bunnies). He was just very, very spoiled when he was a baby.
"In 2006, police discovered 250 bunnies inside Miriam's home and 100 dead bunnies in her freezer"
Holy Guacamole. Bitch is KRAZIE!
Submitted by KD on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 1:12pm.
You may now move to Open Post. Single file, please, and NO pushing. Unless by pushing you are selling drugs.
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You may now move to Open Post. Single file, please, and NO pushing. Unless by pushing you are selling drugs.
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 1:01pm.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 12:57pm
they lost 3-2. there really isnt a finish to that story. it got chipped and they had to recut it. company has insurance for that type of thing anyways
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Interesting.
I'm a jewel fool, but I don't think I've ever seen a 9ct diamond. Oh wait. Maybe I have (Suxon Gem Show at the Holidome). I did see an AMAZING diamond necklace in Santa Fe once. It was like a giant tennis bracelet, each setting had a 1 ct. stone in it. It was only $40k. I thought that was kinda low...I didn't pull out a loop, tho, to check for carbon deposits. I didn't even ask for a grade, it just scared me to death that the dude was willing to pull it out of the case for me. Horrors. (I have handled jewelry and art worth way more than $40k, but those have been controlled environments). That's the thing about Indian Market. Everyone shows up all raggedy-azzed (except for the Culture Vultures) so the vendors can't tell a poor fool from a rich fool. You never know what kind of money is inside those golf shorts.
Mr. Green Is Good is "The Bunny Whisperer". Swear to God this season, THREE times he's gone to mow and a little bunny leaps out of it's hiding place, and Mr. GIG has ended up holding them and calming them down until he can take them to safety, away from the mean ol' loud lawnmower.
I had a friend whose sister was murdered by her husband. He sufocated her with a pillow and only got like 3-5 years, or something. Yet, if he would have shot her with a gun, he would have got life. Doesn't make any sense because if you are trying to make someone stop breathing, it takes a lot more effort, intent and follow through than if you just pull a little trigger.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 1:00pm.
Guys, what does "memaw" mean??
I told the DH that our landlord is a "crackwhore." He dint say nuthin! But when I looked over he had a huge azz grin on his face. He used to h8te my dlisted vocabulary. Now he (FINALLY) thinks its funny.
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I have learned lots from reading here too. After my fiance was out all night with his buddies once I accused him of doing "hoodrat stuff" and he got all offended. I was totally kidding and was just thankful for a good night's sleep but he thought I thought he cheated on me. Dlisted strikes again!
How can they prove that she is guilty because of a bag of carrots? maybe she really like carrots! My rabbit actually prefers fruits and greens to carrots.