Thursday, June 18th 2009
Jesus Nipples
While Madonna is awaiting for DHL to deliver her fifth child, her fourth child is in Brazil selling his goods for a dollar during Sao Paulo Fashion Week. Baby Jesus used to make my nipples chirp, but now the thought of Madonna's callous clit rubbing all over his face has made my entire body go limp for him. Oh, who am I fooling? I'd still whistle "I Don't Know How To Love Him?" into his peen hole.
That fugpack Baby Jesus is wearing is going to come in handy. Those front pockets provide him easier access to Vadge's Replens whenever she screams for it.
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he looks like a pìece of trash, like his owner
i hope his parents kept the receipt
I will steal his Army supplies with my claw because I'm half human, half moonnssttteerrrrrrr.
I was going to post knock it off with the Bruno posts at first glance.
Replens. Nice, and Premarin recently. Next: RePhresh (www.rephresh.com)
He has that vacant Immazombie & Bitch model stare.
Submitted by sugar free on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 9:39am.
Man, he looks beat up.
Remember Trading Places when the guy in the fake gorilla suit is in the cage with the real gorilla? Yep, he's got that face.
LOL. It is the exact same thing. Just replace gorilla with Madonna. Who can tell the diff?
Why does have battery packs charging his nipples?
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Bruno asks the Real Slim Shady to please stand up.
Submitted by bitchette on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 9:48am.
heehee, at first i thought the girls in the back were trying wwwwaaaaaaayyyy to hard. then i realized they are models. :P
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Ha! Well, usually that goes hand-in-hand for the profession! That's kind of our job; always trying way too hard to make some money.
Heeeeeeeeeey possibly friendly DListed posters.
This is the male version of Sarah Larson.
Not hot.
He's right up Vadge's alley. Vacant stare, can here the wind whistle through the ears...a complete "yes man", pretty boy. I think that's why she and Guy split. Lack of control.
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Submitted by missy on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 9:44am.
I just do not find this dude hot at all.
I think his eyes are too close together or something
Yes,it's like he has all the ingredients but the recipe went horribly wrong. I can't work out what is wrong with his nose but there is something. Maybe being stuck up Madge's arse?
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Morbidly obese, barren, jellus h8er, jen-hen at your service.
well, his lobotomy was obivously a roaring sucess.
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Fucka doodle-do.
he sorta looks like my friends boyfrined. dead from the asshole up
heehee, at first i thought the girls in the back were trying wwwwaaaaaaayyyy to hard. then i realized they are models. :P
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Eww. I clicked on the link to the Replens. I thought once I got childbirth out of the way it was plain sailing being a girl. Apparently not.
He looks like a fool. What must his mother, who can only assume is called Mary, think of it all? If I was his mum I'd send him to his room to think about what- and who- he is doing.
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Morbidly obese, barren, jellus h8er, jen-hen at your service.
A douchebag wearing a douchebag.
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Boredom is not a burden anyone should bear.
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I'd still whistle "I Don't Know How To Love Him?" into his peen hole.
I LOVE YOU, MK! <3
I just do not find this dude hot at all.
I think his eyes are too close together or something.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Hidden by the backpack, under his name tag is "If you are reading this, I've already been Vaginated. Please send my dog tag to my mom. The real one."
WONK EYE!!!!
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
is that tatoo just incase he forgets his name
look how all the ho's are checking him out with total whoritude in their eyes
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"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
Man, he looks beat up.
Remember Trading Places when the guy in the fake gorilla suit is in the cage with the real gorilla? Yep, he's got that face.
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It's better to be safe than itchy. - MK
Waiting for DHL? Gonna be waiting a long time..they are closing up shop here in OH-IO.
ON TOPIC: Mehhh, he's looked better.
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
He looks like he only has two brain cells, and they're fighting.
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
This fool is nothing more than a low-rent generic circuit boy. Wonder if Vadge will take him to the White Party this year and turn him out on the dance floor? He can do G and sniff poppers while the DJ plays the 275 minute remix of "Vogue".
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Window licker.
It's Suze, like in booze.
I love how he has his name on his back in case he gets handed in at the lost property office!
Most of the Brazilian/Portuguese men I know are just like Jesus; they have the Potential to be extremely hot, but they don't get quite there for some reason or another.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
He's in a world of shit, I don't see his Kabbalah string.
Those are more like teats than nipples.
Boy Scout Fail.
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It seems that different people have an idea of what I am, and what I should be. And then there's me.
Does he have bitch tits?
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Bottom-feeder.
He has a wonky eye.
**Wanna Fight About It**