Thursday, June 18th 2009
Jesus Nipples
While Madonna is awaiting for DHL to deliver her fifth child, her fourth child is in Brazil selling his goods for a dollar during Sao Paulo Fashion Week. Baby Jesus used to make my nipples chirp, but now the thought of Madonna's callous clit rubbing all over his face has made my entire body go limp for him. Oh, who am I fooling? I'd still whistle "I Don't Know How To Love Him?" into his peen hole.
That fugpack Baby Jesus is wearing is going to come in handy. Those front pockets provide him easier access to Vadge's Replens whenever she screams for it.
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He is so, so, gay. And has a touch of short-bus special in that purty vacant gaze.
I think he is physically attractive, but he really does look thick as a brick. I dont know how someone can just "look" like a stupid person, but he certainly does.
It was said he just enjoyed hot dating with a black big female on >> M y I n t e r r a c i a l M a t c h. c Om "<< , many hot pictures are shown...so many fans show interest on him there, oh, really? It is nice to enjoy more about it now...
....Oh, I meant just his face. LOL
I'm going with my first reaction to his pic (the large one)...
From the mouth down, he looks exactly like Micheal Jackson. Yeah, weird thing to notice, but it just jumped the hell out at me.
he look border line retarded. i think what that yeti madonna does to him must be abuse.
he has his name tattooed on his back ffs. its probs so when vadge is pounding him form behind she can remeber who he is.
most importantly WTF is that back-pack thingy he's wearing! is he going to some sexy 90's style jumperroundyourwaist hiking convention?
as for his nipples, perhaps vadge is feeding him hormones so he can breast feed the new baby? her chichis couldnt nourish anything (except fear) these days. she's more man than him.
His nips are disturbing & though he's chiseled, does it really count if he was carved from a block of the finest fug as he obviously was?
I'd hit it!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 9:39am.
He looks like he only has two brain cells, and they're fighting.
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Ok...this made me laugh SO HARD this morning!
Nice outfit. Will be dancing on top of a shortbus in Sao Paulo pride?
Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 4:55pm
Bwhaha, I didn't even put two and two together, I forgot the kids name is Mercy.
Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 4:32pm.
Yeah Vadge is about as shallow as Herpes Hilton's drool. She knows how the mags and newspapers are going to headline it everytime he picks up Mercy. They are going to say Jesus has Mercy, people buy the mag because of the sensationalized headine and maybe in the article they mention Vadge has a new tour coming out and wham bam thank you maam some free publicity for her. She makes it to the Forbes list next year since they calculate in terms of exposure, same thing Angelina and Brad do with their six products
************I've been banned by Perez Hilton for joking that his mother steals shopping carts from malls and I like it.....what will Mario's mother say about it......**************
Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 4:13pm
I thought that too. It can't be his looks so it must be his name and the irony of it all. She just loves it.
Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 2:47pm.
Its just because his name is "Jesus" that Vadge went for him. She knows the power of publicity and how Madonna Jesus and Mercy ( looks on a press release or newspaper headline) Its all about exposure
************I've been banned by Perez Hilton for joking that his mother steals shopping carts from malls and I like it.....what will Mario's mother say about it......**************
Kinda hot body but he looks a lil slow. And the face is beat. I'd hit it with a bag over his head if I could forget the fact he fucked that gila monster Madonna.
Madonna's sucked the hotness right outta Jesus. HA! (Been waiting to type that...)
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She has turned her fugly little toy out. He looks like a darn fool.
I know there aren't that many really hot male models out there (James Penfold and that Christian Bale look-a-like from Raplh Lauren are the only ones I can think of), but of all the male models in all the world she had to choose the ugliest one?
Submitted by Meeshie on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 1:42pm.
I cannot believe someone who has zero amount of talent is getting worldwide recognition b/c of Mandonna. Wow he can go to the gym and lift weights! Pure talent! Give the man a million dollar contract pronto!
does madonna have any talent? can she not lift weights?
Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 2:16pm
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He's just following his namesake's penchant for punishment.
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Bottom-feeder.
Hes looking more and more gross. He has that crusty, herp look now. He is so greedy but in the end he'll get his just reward. I mean really what he gets from Vadge in payment he is going to have to spend on a lifetime supply of Valtrex and meds for whatever other bugs he picked up from Vadge.
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus how could you?
************I've been banned by Perez Hilton for joking that his mother steals shopping carts from malls and I like it.....what will Mario's mother say about it......**************
I cannot believe someone who has zero amount of talent is getting worldwide recognition b/c of Mandonna. Wow he can go to the gym and lift weights! Pure talent! Give the man a million dollar contract pronto!
he has a WONK!? o hell naawwww
He's gross. And WTF is up with that backpack anyway?! Hideousness.
he's ugly. he has a wonk.
Stock ~ I love the shade of lipstick you are wearing..............LOL!
fkuin fag
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Those puffy nipples look like too much estrogen in his system (and to me those look like man boobs more than just healthy pecs). Men taking steroids (does she share?) may learn the hard lesson that excess testosterone in the system converts to estrogen. Even soy products boost
estrogen. Steroids make your testicles shrink and
make you sterile.
I think she just likes to look at their bodies together, and she likes younger male bodies. Who doesn't? Nothing attractive about sagging balls and pot bellies. Sex probably isn't happening but if I were a man I'd be afraid to go there with her.
OK, am I the only noticing that his eyes are uneven in that Shannen Doherty way?
I think his oxygen was cut off during birth or something as well.
Madonna finally found a latin 'tard to dumb not to love her!
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I don't think he's that attractive.
What's the big deal?
He is very delicious imo, I like em young, dumb and full of cum.
He looks like a premature ejaculater.
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he definitely has puffy nipples/slight bitch tits. looks like they've been icing those puppies down for photo shoots...
Submitted by Hautie on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 10:31am.
"I just do not find this dude hot at all.
I think his eyes are too close together or something."
his eyes are too close together? more like he has a wonky eye
He is cool.love him.
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where is so many hot girls and sincere man are looking for their romance there. Some celebs have accounts there, and they are very attractive there.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 9:39am.
This fool is nothing more than a low-rent generic circuit boy. Wonder if Vadge will take him to the White Party this year and turn him out on the dance floor? He can do G and sniff poppers while the DJ plays the 275 minute remix of "Vogue".
Sounds like a good time to me! LOL
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"I don't believe in love. I believe in fucking." --Brian Kinney
this guy is fug to me.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:22pm.
EH, you wouldn't know happiness if it facefucked your gaping maw.
"I just do not find this dude hot at all.
I think his eyes are too close together or something."
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Totally agree. Just not attractive.
But lord knows this was the only one dumb enough to be purchased by a 50 year old desperate ho. I do wonder how much cash he is getting paid by Madonna.
SheHulk Vadge is hell bent on making this turd a celeb.
I wish she and her baby jesus would find a manger to crawl into and rot.
i love it how madonna tattooed his name on the back so when she's about to cum inside his ass she doesn't scream the wrong name
Um, he's hot. Period. I don't care if he's dumb or boring or whatnot. I just want to chew on those delicious man-tittays! Yum. Sigh.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 9:59am.
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Excellently executed.
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It seems that different people have an idea of what I am, and what I should be. And then there's me.
Fashion Week? I thought it was more like Halloween or Carnivale.
Damn.
He's the first Brazilian dude I haven't felt lust for.
I didn't think that was possible.
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"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
I wonder what's going on inside in head. Thoughts of Faust and compacts with the devil probably...
Damn, every single comment here is funny!
I hate to say it,but he's looking a teensy bit like the Sisto here. But the retarded, half-baked, ugly version.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as --- http://www.SugarDaddyChat.com/---
it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
Vadge's vapidly vacuous Valentino.
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Ick, he has nipples like a woman. Gag.
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