Wednesday, June 17th 2009

Brit Brit Goes To McDonald's

When Brit Brit and her Droopy Dog nipples walked into McDonald's in London today those whores better have got on their knees and started worshiping at her feets. Seeing Brit Brit at McDonald's is the equivalent of seeing Amy Winehouse in a crackhouse or Parasite Hilton in a free clinic. A god at their church! Actually, it's also like seeing Brit Brit at a Starbucks, Del Taco, AM/PM, Arby's and anywhere else they sell processed greasy deliciousness.

Posted by: Michael K


Haribo's picture

brit looks good but doesn't seem happy. that smile is forced!

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

her thai's are lookin pretty good though ;p

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TITS's picture

WOW. her legs look fantastic.

never thought i'd say that about her.

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Freak Speely's picture

DAT WEAVE. xD

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christine the hoff's picture

put on a bra, wipe that stupid fucking smirk off your face and get back to me.

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hotslutoftheday's picture

Why do I love her so much? Brainwashed.

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Murph's picture

She has the single WORST taste in footwear!!!
I love her to pieces but girl does not know what shoes look good with what outfit!
A fucking brown/gray closed toe slingback SUEDE stilleto in the middle of June with shorts???!!!
Jesus, take me know.

LaCaca's picture

I think she actually looks kinda cute. Her hair doesn't look like it has enough grease in it to make fries with for once. She is covered up in the right ways, too. Short shorts, modest top. Cute.

Mother Superior's picture

Submitted by Mistah.Spahkle on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 4:57pm.
Submitted by hardworkingdiva on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 4:47pm.
Wow. She actually looks.... clean
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HAHA that was my first thought.
A turtle neck? Isn't it hot there?

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snowpiece's picture

moomarse : I sent him a compilation (from dlisted) of reasons why she's NOT BACK instead!

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snowpiece's picture

yeah her nips must be heading further south with each step. the pics get worse and worse.

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angel_i's picture

@Ms. Caligula:

In their defense - I think it's kinda hard to say to your boss: That looks retarded. That's why every girl needs a bitchy friend or two:)

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Submitted by hardworkingdiva on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 4:47pm.
Wow. She actually looks.... clean
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HAHA that was my first thought.
A turtle neck? Isn't it hot there?

MK you just had to mention Del Taco...one of the many things I miss about California.

Salem13's picture

Turtle-neck and shorts. Reminds me of the chicks I see wearing short skirts a sweater and Uggs.

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moomarse's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 4:48pm.
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now after you clean up, get a privacy screen! ;D

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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008

"I'm not sure what that sign meant."

Mother Superior's picture

PULL.

Yeah, exactely.

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Ms. Caligula's picture

What is up with the way some of these celebrities dress? A lot of them, Britney included, look like a 3 year olds who got to pick out there own clothes & dress themselves for the very first time. Drew Barrymore, Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Mischa Barton, Pamela Anderson, the Olsen twins, & a host of other celebrities are guilty of this too. I mean, what the fuck is wrong with them? Are they functionally retarded? Are their handlers & everyone else around them afraid to tell them no or say anything at all negative to them?

I can understand having no sense of fashion, but goddamn, these girls take it to a whole new level.

MissJaneTexas's picture

I think she looks good in that picture.
i'm impressed.

edited to say: unttttttttttil i saw the other thumbnails...NEVERMIND.

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Her body looks fantastic! But what the fuck? Turtleneck and shorts?

moomarse's picture

Submitted by The Audrey on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 4:52pm.
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AND a well fitted bra! jeez girl... lift those babies up!!! Nuttin worse than sad boobies.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008

"I'm not sure what that sign meant."

rotten_egg's picture

Long-sleeved turtleneck shirt, a short short and high-heeled pumps.. she really can't dress properly. And the messy rat's nest.. again.

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 4:48pm.
Who wears shit like that? Her hair is disgusting! Her tittays are droopy as hell.
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I'm liking the turtleneck, I must give her that. If she paired it with some nice dark trouser jeans, a pair of rich chocolate brown suede boots, and the right accessories, it would be a great outfit for Fall. But with the pink plaid beach shorts? Not so much!

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Im a Princess's picture

Her body looks great....however, I am not feeling that outfit...

Am's picture

She's on so many meds, she probably doesn't even know where she is.

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

I'd fuck that bald guy with her running.

Happy Hour's picture

*confused* is it cold from the waist down and hot from the waist down?
I guess I just don't get today's fashion

The Audrey's picture

Submitted by Zanna on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 4:44pm.
I like the first picture. The rest: FAIL.
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My thoughts exactly.

WTF is up with this bitches hair? I mean, come on! How many years has it been since she's shaved it? If this is what extentions do to one's scalp and hair growth, then no thank you!

She should talk to Beyonce's hair/wig person. At least that ho knows how to do a weave.

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snowpiece's picture

oh barf this guy just walked by and saw my screen and was all NICE LEGS, BRITNEY'S BACK
HUUUUUUURRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLL
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EvilShoe's picture

Who wears shit like that? Her hair is disgusting! Her tittays are droopy as hell.

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letinstar's picture

whoa....look at brit work her her legs...left, right, left.....
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....

Happy Hour's picture

Awww she is wearing shoes this time.. Good job Papa Spears.

hardworkingdiva's picture

Wow. She actually looks.... clean. I don't know what to say about seeing her in gleaming white sans Kool-aide, Frapp and Cheeto stains. It must be a sign of the apocalypse.

TheBreakdown's picture

Legs look great.

Face?

Not so much!

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guilty of being white's picture

She has the ho strole down to a "t".

"How do you fuck a fat chick? Flip through the folds and when you smell shit...go back one."

Zanna's picture

I like the first picture. The rest: FAIL.

moomarse's picture

I am really confused about that outfit... but then again, it is BritBrit.

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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008

"I'm not sure what that sign meant."

stars101Sez_IhaveBeenBannedByPh's picture

She looks good in these photos.************I've been banned by Perez Hilton for joking that his mother steals shopping carts from malls and I like it.....what will Mario's mother say about it......**************

angel_i's picture

Ah...I see they've yet to do anything for her colour blindness...poor thing...in fact, it seems she is completely blind!

OR: WTF is up widat outfit?

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