Wednesday, June 17th 2009

Brit Brit Goes To McDonald's

When Brit Brit and her Droopy Dog nipples walked into McDonald's in London today those whores better have got on their knees and started worshiping at her feets. Seeing Brit Brit at McDonald's is the equivalent of seeing Amy Winehouse in a crackhouse or Parasite Hilton in a free clinic. A god at their church! Actually, it's also like seeing Brit Brit at a Starbucks, Del Taco, AM/PM, Arby's and anywhere else they sell processed greasy deliciousness.

Posted by: Michael K


paris herpes's picture

I'm totally convinced she is bipolar now. This will be the trend next season I'm sure, just items of clothing that don't go together at all. A turtleneck in the summer? She must have loads of hickeys on her neck or some shit...GROSS! Nice stems tho.

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Submitted by Granny Clampett on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 6:33pm.
A turtleneck with shorts and high heels. My cat could eat a Vogue magazine and shit out a better outfit than that.

LOL!

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Creepella's picture

She's back in McDonald's? Can Starbucks and Cheetos' be far behind?

Anonymous101's picture

Her legs do look great here. Yes, I know I must die now :(

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Granny Clampett's picture

A turtleneck with shorts and high heels. My cat could eat a Vogue magazine and shit out a better outfit than that.

"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West

yeah it probably took her hours to put together her 'classy london outfit'
high heels and a turtleneck, how ad hoc!

MizRo's picture

I think she looks good, but the woman needs a lesson on how a brassiere can enhance your look.

She's been so sedate lately and definitely has up-graded with her agent/boyfriend.

Will never like her: can't get past all the dramz she created and how class-less she really is.

Hotmami's picture

You know she thinks she looks super classy, ya'll. I do kinda like the shorts.

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speaking of legs: check this out

http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/17/ronaldos-main-vein-pops-out-of-his-shorts/

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Farrah's picture

i love this bitch. She's so fucking insane, i can't help it. How i miss boot moves and toilet bats.
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Nex's picture

Why so formal Brit ?

islandgirl's picture

Hey, joe! Yes. Yes I am. ;)

Decent legs, pity about the nips.

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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 6:05pm
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IG!!! Are you still doing breast-stroke with adorable older men? Hehehhee

On-topic: Brit has very shapely calves. Whatever.

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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 6:04pm.

Doh, where you when I was taking Algebra! You're right, its 59 degrees there in the day.

Put on some pants, bitch! I'm in Florida, we declare a state of emergency under 60 degrees!

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snowy!! ♥♥

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Hi there IG!
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Her calves are too big? Nitpick much?

islandgirl's picture

Evil, double it and add 30 to get an approximation. So around 60F.

EvilShoe's picture

It says its going to be 15 C tomorrow in London. How to you convert that again?

F = 9/5C + 32

I can't remember...*gets paper and pen*

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Her calves are too big. And that outfit is straight out of junior high.

chowgirl69's picture

Why does she always have that semi-retarded smirk on her face? I dunno why but it makes me wanna slap those oversized glasses right off her mug!

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Submitted by No Words on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 5:44pm

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Not teeny shorts and rollneck weather, fo sho.

Clearly the meds aren't going to improve her "fashion" choices. Oy.

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Submitted by luscious_t on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 5:49pm.

angel_i-

I think that might be your best avvie yet! lol I want to use it as my default on FB. ~teehee
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angel_i-

I think that might be your best avvie yet! lol I want to use it as my default on FB. ~teehee

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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 5:33pm.
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I ADORE Britney, so there's a little love for her 'round here~

She has given me so much entertainment in the last couple of yrs, I feel like I owe her. lol

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angel_i's picture

If y'all saying: "She looks good" mean: "She looks like a broken Barbie" then, yeah - ITA.

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Wow - what an... "interesting" look!

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Kitten's picture

I don't see why people are hating on these pics. She has a great freaking body.

No Words's picture

Okay, short shorts, dress heels and a turtleneck sweater...What.The.Fuck season is it in London?

And why in hell would you go to McDonalds when you have so many great restaurants around. Britney, you are not in East Asshole, LA...expand your horizons, dipshit.

Rosemary's picture

OK, lets remember Britney was voted worst dressed once. Or voted one of the worst dressed, something like that back in the day. This was before she was considered crazy, or considered crazy by everyone anyway.

Haribo's picture

killer legs but wonky nips. you can't have everything!

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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 5:33pm.
melmez - I loathe this bitch. If you want Shitney love and praise, go to breathe heavy.

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Loath away, I dont particularly like her either but didnt know there was a reason behing all the anger. what the heck is breath heavy?

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Submitted by melmez on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 5:32pm.

I think she should wear a bra and shorts and heels are jusst skanky BUT her legs look pretty

Yeah I agree with ya...she looks like a normal chick walking down the street for once.

Rosemary's picture

I thought she was her sister at first. Then I read the title. But her hair and her body looks like Jamie Lynn here to me, with all the weight she's lost.

Funeral Guy's picture

Man, I am diggin' the high heels with the shorts....YUM YUM!

TexnDoc's picture

Her arm candy here would have made her look good when she was bald and insane. What an upgrade from Adnan and his Grateful Dead tee-shirts.

M.E.'s picture

melmez - I loathe this bitch. If you want Shitney love and praise, go to breathe heavy.

melmez's picture

I think she should wear a bra and shorts and heels are jusst skanky BUT her legs look pretty.

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by weenielover on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 5:21pm.
poor thing's a mess but girlfriend does have some nice legs...
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It's I'd rather laugh with the sinners than CRY with the saints.

pulls down your pants.

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Fucka doodle-do.

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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 5:26pm.
Nice. Floor pointing nipples. Invest in a bra you stupid redneck cunt!

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Jeesh M.E Why so angry? Go hug a teddy bear or something, I promise you'll feel better.

Miss Malevolent's picture

Not a fan but she looks decent in that outfit.

Dunno that suede and stripes go together, but it's not bad.

M.E.'s picture

Nice. Floor pointing nipples. Invest in a bra you stupid redneck cunt!

mike's picture

Ugh @ this squat redneck

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Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 5:19pm.

Isn't that pathetic?
to actually be, not only out of her state, but overseas and this is where she choses to eat??
London is considered one of the great eating spots in all of Europe, let's go get some shitty fast food we can get five minutes from our houses at home.

and the outfit? is it summer? Cause the shorts say summer, the shoes say I'm wearing a dress, and the sweater says it's forty degrees out.
her clothes have as many sick personalities as she does.
Christ, it's June. I'm wearing Jesus sandals, shorts and a wife beater.

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Fucka doodle-do.

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seriously madam s, I wonder if she orders her Big Mac in the Adnan era Brit~ish accent
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weenielover's picture

poor thing's a mess but girlfriend does have some nice legs...
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Britney looks pretty stable in these photos. Guess her daddy is still crushing birth control pills and prozac into her fraps.

I will give daddy some slack. He was able to force some panties on her but not a bra. I'm sure it took all morning.

warmislandsun's picture

Dayum her boobs hang low! And her shoes look old and dirty. With all the money in the world you still can't buy taste.

Seriously though, doesn't it get painful when her boobs hang that low? Does she even know how to put on a bra?

madam s.'s picture

Can't this hillbilly stay out of a McDonald's even while she's overseas? Damn. I mean... I can only understand it if you're stoned and/or drunk, it's midnight, and you're on the highway after a show or something. But it's like a lifestyle for this woman.

Secret Original's picture

I'm not happy to admit it, but I think she looks shockingly good in the main pic. The other ones remind me that it's her, so no.