Posh Beckham: Now With Less Titties!
Posh can walk to her car without toppling forward, because The Sun says she has had her enormous Ziploc titty bags removed.
This is apparently the third time Posh has tinkered with her chest area. In 1999, she took her natural 34A breasts to 34D. Two years later, she pumped them even more and took her breasts to a 34DD. A source said that Posh was sick of looking like she was produced at the Katie Price factory, so she went under the knife three weeks ago. Posh feels that her new shrunken chichis fit with her new image as classy fashion designer, mother of three and robot praying mantis.
It must be a relief for Becks, because now he can titty fuck her without breaking his boner. And I'm sure her old implants are more than happy at their new home, a bowling alley.
how sexy she is!It seems that she is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site "M y I n t e r r a c i a l M a t c h. c Om " last week. It is said she is dating with a young black man there..
fake boobs are nasty. when you touch them they feel fake but whatchu gonna do!? better having implants than having no boobs at all IMO.
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But if people (men and women alike) generally weren't so critical about women's natural boobs, maybe we'd see fewer women walking around with Frankentitties.
Just a thought.
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The BEST detail of this story is that she denied having had them done, when they looked like the pic on the left. She was forced to admit she lied when it came out in court papers but I remember the TV interview where she said she was just using "clever bras"
Knowing she could lie with a straight face like that and expect people to believe her, made me hate her forever. and yes Becks will still cheat because Posh is not a goodlooking woman.
they still look like boltons. just smaller.
BLAAAAURGH
WTF?
I wonder if the doctor got her nipples lined up right this time? They used to point out to the sides, with one up and one down.
Her boobs always look so hard and pointy and painful...like they were perfectly round and emphasized by the lack of body fat anywhere. There was nothing really to soften the look of those things and make her look more womanly. Most of the time she looks like a tranny who is a middle of post-op transformation. The look is just too severe.
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Better, but she still makes me ill with her posing and thinking she's all that and a bag of Tostitos...
But they're still fake and look hard as baseballs. Youch.
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Her boobs look awful because she has so little body fat to soften the implant. That's probably why it always looks like she's smuggling peanuts in her tops too, the implants are pushing her nips out. She will spend all that money and go through painful surgery but she will never admit to her self that she has a problem with food/weight. She must be so miserable, no wonder her husband is always looking at other non skeletal women.
"Now if she can do us ALL a favor and start wearing a bra in public..."
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Amen.
But since she has always been so desperate for attention... she is never going to put one on and hide her permanently erect nips.
Sadly even with the smaller fake boobs she still manage to buy the ugly ones. The ones that look like two hard balls. So she still has ugly fake tits.
Why even bother with the surgery if it does not improve the looks of them?
she may have shrunken down those horrid tits, but for crying out loud, can posh put on a bra...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
She looks good with the giant sunglasses covering half of her face
Near where I live, there's this huge billboard advertisement for Emporio Armani underwear with David Beckham in it, and of course Victoria is sprawled all over the ad, too.
I don't like David Beckham all that much, but when one has to see him AND Gollum at the same time while driving, it's like asking for a driving while grossed out violation.
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She had nice tits before. She should've gotten rid of the implants altogether, instead of settling for smaller ones.
It's still an improvement, though.
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I wish she'd reduce herself to a nothing (physically speaking).
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They look the same. The DM said those melons were a 34b, I'm a 34b and mine don't look anyhing like that. Mind you mine are natural. Those things have got to be a large c.
And FYI Posh we don't want to see that nastiness. Get a fucking bra.
Fake tits among rich women are a status symbol. Like diamonds, bad nose jobs, manicures, and the number of Nannies they have. You have fake tits, you have money. It's a bad fashion accessory.
She's still Hefty Bag Ugly.
Now if she can do us ALL a favor and start wearing a bra in public...
If she's going to tinker with surgery at all, she should consider one of those vocal procedures that will make her voice less shrill than her husband's.
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When is she going to fix that piggy snout?
That's just the starts.
By the age of 50 she'll have her body opened and closed 100 times and look like that Wildenstein woman, just with a piggie nose...
Boobs still look like oranges with nips on them....
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
her bolt on frankenboobs were some of the worst out there and that's saying something.
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Ugh, she's such a vain, vapid b****. What a waste of money. She shouldn't have messed with "the girls" the first time around! I'm sorry, but I think getting implants (no matter how small you are) is gross. I know I might offend people, but I don't care. Get over them! They're just boobs!
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Thank God - her fake titties were horrendous!
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 2:34pm.
Who told you! Bahahahaha!
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They have those new memory gel implants now which are great because they look and feel totally real! Bitches need to learn how to wait until plastic surgery is perfected before they get shit done!!!
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*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
She should have spent the money getting that stick out of her ass.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
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good for posh! i don't get why she got implants in the first place though. were her tits that small!? i doubt it.
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Now if she could just fix that fucked up skin under her arms.
"How do you fuck a fat chick? Flip through the folds and when you smell shit...go back one."
Posh feels that her new shrunken chichis fit with her new image as classy fashion designer, mother of three and robot praying mantis.
Mother of three?? And how old are here children now?? *rolls eyes*
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
"Bowling balls" is a very apt description.
She should have them put a pair of tits on her back. Now THAT would be a fashion statement.
So, she spent how much money to end up with the boobies she started with, only now they're mutilated? Dumbass.
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the picture on the left has got me jonesing for some hostess sno-ballz
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Much better. "Fashion" really does look better on smaller-breasted women. Nothing against my larger-chested sistren, but clothing sits better on smaller breastesses.
However, I concede that big 'uns are more attractive to most men.
She donated one to Lance Armstrong and the other to Tom Green.
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This is definitely a slow news day when we are discussing Posh's titty balls.
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I thought she had the grapefruits taken out months ago. Becks will still cheat.
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
Those boobies on the left are the worst melon ball tits I have seen.
LOL at MK thinking when Becks porks her that she's lying face up.
Breasts are not supposed to be located on your neck, WTF!
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she should've removed her ever present cuntface as well.
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