Sean Penn Needs A Break
Last week, there was a blind item about an actor who was going to take a time out so that he could go to rehab to try and shake his addiction to the bad shit. And now this leads me to this story about Sean Penn.....
Mr. Cokey & Hos has bowed out of two movies so that he can focus on his family. Sean and Princess Buttercup are trying to make their shitty marriage work after filing for divorce a trillion times. I guess Robin thinks that if he cures himself of The Wino disease he'll suddenly stop licking on leased clit. Whatever works.
Sean was supposed to shoot a mob movie called Cartel followed by The Three Stooges movie where he was going to play Larry. Benicio Del Toro and Jim Carrey are still on board as Moe and Curly. So that means the role for Larry is up for grabs. Hmmmmm. People, this is what we call a "blessing in disguise." When life gives you lemons....make CARROT JUICE!!!
There's only one sexy thespian who can pull off the role of Larry and that's the Jackie Stallone of hunks himself.... CARROT TOP. This movie needs an extra-large injection of GINGE HOTNESS. I mean, Benicio and Jim are fine if you're into that sort of thing, but this movie needs Carrot Top's raging sex appeal to move tickets. SEX SELLS. GINGE SELLS. Carrot Top 4 Larry!
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It was said he just enjoyed hot dating with a black big female on >> M y I n t e r r a c i a l M a t c h. c Om "<< , many hot pictures are shown...so many fans show interest on him there, oh, really? It is nice to enjoy more about it now...
His arms are in a fun house mirror.
This bitch is just too high maintenance.
I. Cannot. Stomach. Sean Penn.
Ewww...what the fuck is wrong with his arms??? They do not look right.
Carrot Top just doesn't have name recognition. My guess is that those in charge of this ham fest aren't betting that two Names alone could carry such a fine cinematic production.
I must have OD'd on something in my sleep last night because I find Carrot Top to be oddly sexy....
(michael sheen's queen, that is)
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 10:39am.
Hello my delicious sexfriend Carrot Top.
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I think Carrot Top could pull off Larry. He is very zany like Larry was. Sean Penn is a jerk.
Hahaha what's with the left implant on Carrot Top? He looks terrible! I wonder if he's getting any...and if so, WHO??????????
Sean Penn is a coke-o? Who could know????
But more importantly we heard that Sean is horse-hung, which is what whetted the appetite of oldbag size-enthusiast madonna.
Are there any photos of Sean's 'goods'?
when did Carrot Top get shoulder implants???? EEEWW!
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 10:54am.
I hate clowns!
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He does kind of look like IT. Only worse.
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Submitted by Fred Flintstone on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 11:16am.
Maybe that's why Madonna started getting obsessively muscular after they broke up. She could break him in half with one hand now.
okay is that really fucking carrot top? i mean seriously!!! what in tarnation is wrong with his arms and his face? looks like a steroid truck crashed into the hospital O.R. while he was getting plastic surgery done in... YIKES!!!
Fred Flintstone ~ I agree with you.
Sean Penn has serious anger and violence issues. He and Josh Brolin should be roommates as the nearest state mental hospital.
Penn is a dick that would do the world a favor if he dissappeared. He is damaged goods that will be fucked up until he deals with his parents issues. He is one step away from causing serious damage to either his wife or somebody that crosses him. Actually he should be checked into a fucking nut house!
Three Stooges movie has CRAPFEST written all over it. Why can't Hollywood leave the classics alone?
Sean Penn = certifiable jerk off druggie. He may be a decent actor, but he's a tool.
FYI my friend works as a flight attendant for Virgin Airways and Jonathan Rhys Meyers was on that flight (NYC to LA), puking all over him self. He looked like shit. He was being escorted by his manager to rehab. According the my friend it was obvious he was not wanting to go. The manager passed him off to some security guys to take him to rehab and then hoped back on the flight to go back to NYC.
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Carrot Top looks like a deformed troll doll.
ugh..too bad. i really wanted to see The Three Stooges. hope it's still being made. i wonder who will replace Sean..hmm..
Carrot top's body looks like the male equivalent of a bad boob job. Something is wrong with his shoulder/arm area... anyone else notice the extreme angle his left arm has at the top? Otherwise he should fire his personal trainer because his body looks like he's overworking his shoulders...
I hate clowns!
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How can you say he's vile? Just look at his delicious shoulders. It looks like he got football pads installed. And how he colours his eyebrows! How absolutely sexual.
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carrotop is vile! eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
sean penn too.
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WHAT?!!
Sean Penn was gonna play LARRY in Three Stooges. Benicio Del Toro as MOE??!!
Ahahhhhaaaahaha! What kind of fucked up LSD movie dream is THAT?!
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[next you're gonna tell me Ronald Reagan was president...and Jerry Lewis was secretary of state, oy]
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Hell yeah Carrot Top would kill as a Stooge!
WHy don't we just rethink the whole Stooges thing and replace them with HoHan, Wonky, and Cheetoney?
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OT: The best Three Stooges scene ever was in Hoi Polloi when Larry rolls up on Moe and innocently asks "what happened here?" and a split second later Moe just delivers the most thunderclappish bitch slap of all time.
OnT: I "as you wish" Princess Buttercup would give Sean "I am a poor man's Robert DeNiro" Penn the second most thunderclappish bitch slap of all time.
PS ~ Carrot Top's makeup is still better than Christina Aguilera's.
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Looks to me, beside the steroids, that Carrotface has had implants put into his deltoid region..what a freeeeak...
i'd so hit it . are those shoulders real or prosthetics?
he looks like a sad crying clown in that photo lol
WTF is wrong with Carrot's shoulders????...they look disproportionate and like the bone is dislocated. So not hot, but if you shave his head in the middle and leave the curly bush on the sides he can certainly be Larry on steroids...why they are making a 3 Stooges movie in the first place is beyond me...but Hollywood is hell bent on destroying all the classics with bad quality remakes anyway.
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That freak has got deltoid implants. And they look awful, like the rest of him. MK can have this one all to himself...
Submitted by Master Blaster on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 9:56am.
Dude looks like some kind of tranny Stretch Armstrong.
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body dysmorphia anyone??
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 9:21am.
haha they should ge that fat kid from superbad the one thats in all the seth rogen movies now
What the deformed arms is going on here? Too many deltoid raises, man. You gotta balance out your arm muscles. That looks so retarded!
ahh, his arms, WTF????
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Fucka doodle-do.
Dude looks like some kind of tranny Stretch Armstrong.
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WTF has Carrot Bottom been injecting into his arms?
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
Why are Carrots arms all wiggly? There are bumps where there are not usually bumps...and where there should be bumps there aren't?
Someone should send him a red sharpie at least...those tranny brows are looking a tad out of place....
Submitted by loozer on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 9:16am.
Let me guess, Tom Arnold is Shemp?
********* No, Ted Kennedy, he's been the Shemp of that family all his life.
NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO Carrot Top! {Wailing in fear}
Robin must be on the bad shit, too. Taking his nasty ass back.
Yuck. You'd need a moon suit to get bizzy with that 'sgustin' thing she's married to.
He was hangin' with the ScuzzHan only recently, for crying out loud.
Amongst his however many OTHER "acquaintances" otherwise known as skeezers.
Wow, Kathy Griffin really looks like shit! As for Penn, fuck that asshat!
While Penn's in rehab, Princess Buttercup should take time out to have her head examined.
I never realized until today what beady little eyes Sean Penn had.
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