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And here's some news that will make your vagina burp. HoHan and SamRo have quit the love. You probably forgot due to a little condition called IDONTGIVEAFUCK-itis, but the 'gina bumpers got back together last month after breaking up in April. Now it's over again.

A source-type told E! News that they ended things last night after a fight about Nicole Richie...among other things. Apparently, Nicole Richie dry heaves every time HoHan is around. Nicole invited SamRo to a party last week, but told her not to bring her partner in pussy. The source went on to say, "Sam went to the party, and it really upset Lindsay."

Fittingly enough, after SamRo had words with HoHan, she went to dinner with Nicole. Right after dinner, SamRo dumped HoHan via text message and basically told her to stay out of her life FOREVER.

SamRo is really going to need to do better than that. A mean text message isn't going to keep HoHan from crawling into SamRo's bedroom window in the middle of the night and watching her sleep. If she knows what's good, SamRo will put Quween on the Scene on payroll!

And breaking up by text message doesn't count! It has to be done in person or by order of the court! SamRo should explore the latter option.

Yeah, right. These two drama lezzies will never be over. They will be eating each other's coochie tartare again this time tomorrow.

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Submitted by NaNoop on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 8:56pm.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 8:32pm.

Aww, where will Hohan get her coke now?

THAT'S what she saw in ManRo.

And the Ronson family ca$h.

JMHO.

Submitted by NaNoop on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 8:55pm.

Whatever. I think these two hags were milking the publicity.

They can both fuck off.

Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 8:54pm.

They are the Pam and Tommy Lee of the Lezzie World, they will NEVER be over.

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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 8:54pm.

Submitted by mike on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 8:41pm.
Anyone dumping anyone via text message (or email for that matter) is spineless.
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Shit, aside from process server or yo' daddy with a shotgun, it's the safest way to break up with a stalker...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 8:53pm.

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 8:50pm.
The most interesting thing is that they broke up when the world had completely lost interest in them.

Hahaha...exactly.

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 8:50pm.

The most interesting thing is that they broke up when the world had completely lost interest in them.

Submitted by Am on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 8:49pm.

Blohan is seems to be an outcast. But all it takes is one good movie and everybody would be sucking her tittays again. Just ask RDJ and Mickey Rourke.

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Submitted by holyrollernova on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 8:49pm.

hey all, new poster here!

i truly cannot stand the blohan. and if it's true that she had effing crabs in her brows then she is truly the most disgusting human being on the planet.

i mean seriously how do you know notice flipping little itchy bugs in your eyebrows! it's not like they have a lot to hide under. sickkkkkkkkkk.
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what do i think? i think why not. rock and roll.
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Submitted by prettyinpink424 on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 8:49pm.

samro should know better. you can't text message break up :-/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcidD2HFK8M

Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 8:47pm.

A couple of co-dependent fame hags who have nothing better to do.

Submitted by mike on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 8:41pm.

Anyone dumping anyone via text message (or email for that matter) is spineless.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 8:38pm.

I knew there had to be a reason I couldn't h8 on Nicole Ritchie...SHE HATES BLOHAN!

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Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 8:38pm.

What does Nicole Richie have to do with this shit anyway? Sounds so made up. Breaking up over text is some of the lamest ass shit I've ever heard anyone do, no one normal ever does this shit, it's always these celebtwats that do this high school b.s. Scratch that, only 15 year olds break up over text. You need the immaturity of a 15 year old to do this type of shit, that's why SamRo was able to do it while with Nicole because she's that lame of a person to come up with some immature crap like that. SamRo probably thought she hit paydirt with Nicole but really it makes her look shitty in the process. Hohan is gonna end up in a gutter after all this...which is probably where she needs to end up in order to get clean again.

"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK

Submitted by tojo on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 8:37pm.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 8:32pm.
Aww, where will Hohan get her coke now?

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 8:37pm.

Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 8:32pm.
Nice video but how does she slide sideways in the Diner? LOl

There's always more fish in the sea.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 8:36pm.

Yeah, when the unknown one has a better career than the famous one, it is time to move on. Maybe someone should book Lindsay the Natasha Lyonne rehab suite for 2012. She'll be needing it.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 8:32pm.

zzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzz over these two. lindsey quit being pyscho. samro stop dating famewhores. there we are good now.

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 8:32pm.

*cue the Love is Gone video*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beGjncfEPt8

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 8:32pm.

Aww, where will Hohan get her coke now?

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Submitted by girl_cheese on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 8:31pm.

Has HoHan ever said, "Yeah, I've been seeing her and I'm in love! She's awesome and I think she's The One." ?? I didn't think so. They also rarely hold hands in public. I'd dump her, too.

Meanwhile, I wanna know whose crotch she was in that was so bad she got crab eggs in her eyebrows. Good fucking god, that's nast.

Submitted by TOPANGA on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 8:29pm.

Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 8:25pm.
Lohan is clitmatized.

LMAO..you took the words right out of my mouth. What is it about that girl (and I use that term bery loosely) that Lindsay just can't let go of?! I mean WTF...it's not like she has huge tits, a great ass, or a gorgeous face...she must know how to work the tongue..ewww,did I seriously just type that?!... i must go sanitize my hands and laptop now.

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