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And here's some news that will make your vagina burp. HoHan and SamRo have quit the love. You probably forgot due to a little condition called IDONTGIVEAFUCK-itis, but the 'gina bumpers got back together last month after breaking up in April. Now it's over again.
A source-type told E! News that they ended things last night after a fight about Nicole Richie...among other things. Apparently, Nicole Richie dry heaves every time HoHan is around. Nicole invited SamRo to a party last week, but told her not to bring her partner in pussy. The source went on to say, "Sam went to the party, and it really upset Lindsay."
Fittingly enough, after SamRo had words with HoHan, she went to dinner with Nicole. Right after dinner, SamRo dumped HoHan via text message and basically told her to stay out of her life FOREVER.
SamRo is really going to need to do better than that. A mean text message isn't going to keep HoHan from crawling into SamRo's bedroom window in the middle of the night and watching her sleep. If she knows what's good, SamRo will put Quween on the Scene on payroll!
And breaking up by text message doesn't count! It has to be done in person or by order of the court! SamRo should explore the latter option.
Yeah, right. These two drama lezzies will never be over. They will be eating each other's coochie tartare again this time tomorrow.
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And breaking up by text message doesn't count! It has to be done in person or by order of the court! SamRo should explore the latter option.
Hey MK! What about the Count breaking up with Cuntess Luann on RH of NYC? Was that any better or more real?
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 4:47pm.
Absolutely.
Submitted by liverwurst on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 4:06pm.
Interesting...do you believe that there is bias of some sort going on between men gays and women gays? I'm only asking because I'm not really involved with either reality and never really thought about that much.
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What the fuck? You know we live in a sexist society when a fag can make fun of lesbian lovers in such a demeaning vulgar assed way but God help us all if someone takes a shit on brokeback mountain.
I wish these two lezzies would work it out. They're the nicest couple around and if Samro isn't with Hohan, we'll be seeing less of her and I like her.
In Lindsay's defense, that is some fuckery that Samro engaged in. Nicole Ritchie is a conflict generating piece of shit. Rude, spoiled, ugly. Bitch needs to be thrown back. No class.
Samro should stick by her friends, especially if she's been licking your hoho.
Michael D I can't believe you didn't link to this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcidD2HFK8M
YOU CAN'T TEXT-MESSAGE BREAK UP!
Nicole Richie is reveling in this shit, I bet.
They are all shit for brains and deserve each others company.
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I guess the stolen photoshoot jewelry wasn't enough for Samro.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula: "If she wanted to be clean, she would be. If she wanted to be under the radar, she would be. If she didn't want drama in her life, she wouldn't perpetuate it."
*applauding like a crazy person*
So farking true.
SamRo went sans HoHan! She finally grew a set!
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
missy:
We are in the same boat, birds of a heaux feather!
But this bitch is beyond insane.
Mabye someone should have beaten Lindsay when she was a child.
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Submitted by chefcammi on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 8:47am.
look who she was friends with and how shit went down between them... wouldnt you be a bitch too if Paris was grinding up on your man and then stated banging his brother?
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You betcha. Thanks for that, chefcammi:)
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Wow. This reconciliation lasted longer than I expected.
why is everyong harshing on Nicole again? because a friend came to her to have a heart to heart and it happened to be reported by the media?
Nicole isnt grubbing for the spotlight, at least if she was I'm sure MK wouldve been reporting on it, and so what if she's a bitch... look who she was friends with and how shit went down between them... wouldnt you be a bitch too if Paris was grinding up on your man and then stated banging his brother?
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 7:22am.
Well, it's comforting to know that gay relationships suck as much as straight ones, I guess.
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ha! its so true though, I'm straight but I've dated women (I also identify as being bisexual) and lordy lord, the drama, the neediness, the jealousy... it's partly why I now chose to date a man. Theyre simpler creatures ;)
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 8:29am.
well said. ita
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Oh, no, no. Lindsay doesn't get to play the "my parents fucked me up card" anymore. If she wasn't (cough) famous, that excuse wouldn't fly at her age in the real world. At some point in time, you cut your losses in the parent department, hold yourself accountable for your actions and man the fuck up.
If she wanted to be clean, she would be. If she wanted to be under the radar, she would be. If she didn't want drama in her life, she wouldn't perpetuate it.
i hope lindsay is fired from the movie she's supposed to do in the fall and that she falls off the face of the earth. i have to agree nicole is probably a humongous bitch.
Nicole Ritchie ties with Kate Gosselin as the biggest bitch spawned by reality tv. Another no talent sociopath who will mow down anyone on her path to soul-selling celebrity. She is an evil little ex-junkie who probably set up the dirtbag dyke and Loonhan to begin with. Why do we even know any of their names? I think Speidi is my final straw. Time to pay attention to uprisings in Iran. Farewell dlisted - it was fun while it lasted!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 8:12am.
Lesbians everywhere are dry heaving!
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Maybe we should rename her Heave-Ho Han.
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Bottom-feeder.
Nicole was only trying to protect Sam....eyebrow lice can be a MESS!!!
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Hohan must have some hypnotic strawberry snatchcake to have SamRo coming back for more of that STD-laden, pus-filled puss!
Lesbians everywhere are dry heaving!
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Submitted by Rosemary on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 8:02am.
At least I think as far back as when she dated Wilmer, it was trying to date Lindsay. I do feel bad for Lindsay, even though she brought a lot on herself. It must suck to be the it thing in Hollywood and then all the sudden be the outcast.
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Ok - I can't let this one go...She wasn't the outcast "all of a sudden". They gave her TONNES of chances. She partied like they did, went away to eating camp, came back - she even had a shot on Ugly Betty. The most telling thing for me is she did that photoshoot or commercial or whatever for Disney right away when she got back and didn't immediately get hired on to something else. That tells me she wasn't fun/reliable/inspiring to work with - cuz if she was, she would have had another job right away.
Also, IMnsHO, 22 is old enough to stop blaming your parents. At some point we have to take responsibility for ourselves and the cards we were dealt. ESPECIALLY when you have the kind of luxury a girl like Lindsay has had.
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At least I think as far back as when she dated Wilmer, it was trying to date Lindsay. I do feel bad for Lindsay, even though she brought a lot on herself. It must suck to be the it thing in Hollywood and then all the sudden be the outcast. I still blame her parents. And I blame mostly her mom. Her dad was too messed up to totally blame, her mom wasn't in jail. It's like her mom wasn't the total messed up parent yet she still didn't act how she should have....and didn't care. Maybe that doesn't make sense but I can't stand her mom more. Also no matter how he goes about it, you see her dad reach out more. Even if it's the wrong way to go about it. Her mom just doesn't seem to care!
I know this stupid SaMan wanted Lindsay for years when Lindsay was turning IT down.
I think lindsay can't get over her cause she has OCD and is codependent. That's just what I think.
A lovely Smoking Gun pic can't be too far off now...
I think I like Nicole more now. You just know she and Sam had a heart to heart about this and helped her cut the leash.
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Remember when Lindsey, Nicole and Paris were all friends. Then it was just Nicole and Lindsey. Now no one wants to be her friend :(
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Well, it's comforting to know that gay relationships suck as much as straight ones, I guess.
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Fucka doodle-do.
About Nicole..
She's stayed out of it for the most part! It may be that SamRo is going to HER because of their friendship. I mean, I'm sure that Nicole is aware that LoHan is a certified mess and being a good friend, she's probably letting SamRo vent and supporting her decision (or helping her reach a final one)
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also, those two were men.
i think hollywood is more forgiving of men.
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While I do agree with you somewhat, Drew Barrymore turned her shit around. Just get off the drugs, start your own production company, and begin gaining people's trust by turning out hits. It's called hard work, but it's something you have to do after blowing your free ride for life.
Look who is giving out advice Nicole "Meerkat who drives going the opposite way on the x-press way" Ritchie. How sad!!
Nicole should be the last person getting involved in other folks personal lives. Ms. Co-dependentherself! That bitch cant be but two feet from that ugly mess of a man of hers before she is getting the shakes....
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I feel sorry for both of them.
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This is what I want to Hohan:
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LiLo took 'L Word' way too fukin seriously..
about Nicole being involved is just a rumour.. truth is, lil Lilo missing manly flesh.
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SamRo is nasty. She gives dykes a bad rep. Her lemon sour puss face makes me want to punch her. I hope she fades away, MK no more Sam or Linds please.
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"Gotta get my eye browns done.....dont I look hella angry?"
Also, I think we should give Nicole a pat on the back. Sure, she married a Madden but one by one she's distancing herself from the nastiest hos of the new millenium...now, if she could just get over that Mary Kate and Ashley thing...
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Weirdly, I have both Nicole and SamRo on Twitter. I did find it odd that, lately, they've been acting like the best of friends. It totally comes across forced - like they're pushing someone out...
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
I can agree to that. Amen! Especially Shauna Sand's scary tits. I wonder if she names them?
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 4:05am.
Why don't they just both fuck off and vanish from the planet and do us all a favor?
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I chant the same mantra for Speidi, Jon & Kate, TomKat, Wino & Blaaaaaaake!, and both of Shauna Sand's funbags.
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Bottom-feeder.
Why don't they just both fuck off and vanish from the planet and do us all a favor?
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I'd do things to you that were illegal in all 50 states...(but I'm out places to store the bodies.)
No way will they stay broken up, there's too much drama in being together and freaking out over everything. And even if they did break up for goods they would totally make a big deal of being at the same clubs with their new armcandies and snubbing each other.
Ewww, cameltoe and dirty mermaid hair. They give lesbos a bad name.
paris herpes, Suri, really? She always looks like a tiny plain Jane to me... she'll be even less appealing when she's lost the cute.
The HoHan can't keep away from SaMan's Dotted Delight
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