Megan Fox Is Cruel
In London last night, a young boy with pleading eyes tried to bestow a beautiful yellow rose upon Megan Fox, but she rejected him! That boy probably spent his ice cream money on that flower! Or maybe he's an orphan! Yeah, that's it. He threw porridge in the head mistress of the orphanage's face, escaped out the front door, stole a rose and then ran directly to Megan's hotel. He risked everything just to give her a rose and that slut broke his heart! Just like that.
In some of the pictures it even looks like she's acreaming "GOOOOO!!!! MOVE FASTER" to her bodyguards. Like she's trying to get away from the ball of sweetness! All he wanted was for her to take his rose.
Right after Megan murdered any hope he had left in this world, that urchin shuffled into an alley. He stared at the unwanted rose and suddenly felt hatred towards it for not being beautiful enough for Megan. So he ate the rose to rid it from his sight. The thorns cuts his vocal cords and now he's mute! He's a mute thanks to Megan Fox! Megan Fox is a monster!
And yes, my bong co-wrote this post.
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Well she IS a cunt...what do you expect?
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Submitted by Farrah on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 9:39pm.
OMG, Socky, it's so nice to see you!
nice..er..makeunder.. i mean, makeover, nice hair.
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It's called the cuntadoo! *preening & posing*
OT: Yes, me agree...Megan Fox is cruel!!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 9:34pm
OMG, Socky, it's so nice to see you!
nice..er..makeunder.. i mean, makeover, nice hair..
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Submitted by Farrah on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 9:29pm.
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*standing on top of hamper* *yelling* FARRAH!!
It's nice to see ya!!!! *waving*
ON T: Hate.Her.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 9:30pm.
*eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!* I saw James Haven's post on the side bar and ran my ass right over here!
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not only James Haven is here, even Sock-Monkey is lurking around somewhere! (probably getting mauled by Tigerlils)
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*eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!* I saw James Haven's post on the side bar and ran my ass right over here!
Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 9:22pm.
OMG!! James Haven! me and the you know who were just talking about you!
James Haven should know he would come around earlier so he could make Open Post really interesting!
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love you!
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Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 9:22pm.
James!! How are you?
The chubby boy must feel terrible...even a no thanks...or anything would have given him some hope that one day he could be somebody! Or probably not!
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meanie
James Haven knows just how this kind of cruelty can hurt a guy. Once James Haven saw his favorite actress of all time (well, next to Angie of course) Ms. Raquel Welch. As a teen James Haven used to dream that he would one day star opposite of that delicious dish of a women. It would be a love scene. In the shower. And Rocky would fall madly in love with James Haven.
James Haven would practice for hours that particular love scene until Daddy Voight walked in on him and yelled "James Haven what the hell are doing with that mop!"
One day James Haven got his big chance to introduce himself to the beautiful Ms. Welch. It was when he was a busboy at a swank restaurant in Beverly Hills. There James Haven stood with a glass of water in his hand and sweat on his brow and professed his undying love to Rocky.
She waited until James Haven was done then she pulled James Haven's pants open and poured her broccoli and cheese soup down his pants.
Three days later James Haven was still picking Broccoli out of his pubes. Women can be so cruel.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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OY! Thunderstorm moving in!! It is bed time!!! Tiger...git em!! TTFN!
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4 words....Transformers and Transformers 2
Also no one needs to her her opinions on life and love, she needs to just keep quiet and look nice for the camera's her career will have just a few years left until she turns Hohan.
Tigerlilly!
Back yard! Hole in the fence! You're in, you're out!! One or two of them may be sugar daddies/babies!!
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The thing cruel in that photo is the boy's haircut.
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 8:53pm.
Tigerlilly!
All meaty and screamers! Din din!!
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Well, I usually cut they voicboxes out pretty quick...Where they at? *tying on bib*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Tigerlilly!
All meaty and screamers! Din din!!
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It looks like she got a boob job. Or maybe another boob job..
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Never go with a Hippy to a Second Location
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 8:22pm.
Tigerlil....
I got a few neighbors that I could toss in....meaty and would never be missed!!
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*coming out of Megan's purty induced tiger trance*....Meaty neighbors you say??? *licking tiger chops*...I LURVE meaty neighbors!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Mr. President on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 8:02pm.
What's the point of being that hot if you can't act like a complete cunt?
Exactly.
Tigerlil....
I got a few neighbors that I could toss in....meaty and would never be missed!!
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ESE...
Need a hand? I ain't going in the Tiger cage, but I got a spare hand..
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 7:46pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 7:42pm.
feel the hate, love the hate, be the hate... now finish your "meal" eat your rose... er.. salad... get down and give me twenty and tell me you will maul this empty headed angie wanna be(that's bad enough as it is!!) if she ever sets foot in the zoo... you're the tiger... say it with me... you're the tiger!... I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!LOL!
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*picking rose petals out of teef and wiping blood off chin...*....I'M A TIGER! ROAR! *baring claws and fangs*...Megan's purty is no match for me! *whipping off mirrored shades*...GASP! There it is! It's Megans purty! *staring at Megan's purty in tiger trance*...So purty....So very, very, purty....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Not only is she a retarded ho, but she's mean too. I love how your bong inspires so many great fantasies, MK...lol! Saint Angelina would have bestowed a kiss on the boy's forehead thanking him for the flower and probably adopt his younger baby brother, touche.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Wow~~she is so sexy, I like her dress!
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She wouldn't take the rose but she'd take that kid's cherry if given half a chance.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Submitted by soul on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 7:58pm.
megan better get over herself, that's her fanbase she's rejecting.
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Maybe she thinks he's one of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-belting people of Middle England
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the end...
What's the point of being that hot if you can't act like a complete cunt?
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
She looks a lot like Adriana Lima in these pictures.
I feel bad for the kid but maybe he really was a gypsy.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.
megan better get over herself, that's her fanbase she's rejecting.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 7:42pm.
feel the hate, love the hate, be the hate... now finish your "meal" eat your rose... er.. salad... get down and give me twenty and tell me you will maul this empty headed angie wanna be(that's bad enough as it is!!) if she ever sets foot in the zoo... you're the tiger... say it with me... you're the tiger!... I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!LOL!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 7:36pm.
geezus christmas!!... *throws chubby kid and rose into Tigerlilly's cage*... eat, be fufilled with the lovely hate that is the tiger... bon appetit, bitch!!... pfft!... what? do i have do to everything around here?!?!
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Tiger no understand...but too distracted by delicious chubby kid to care....*licking tiger chops*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Poor kid, she's obviously not a fan of Andy Milonakis.
Your existence proves that God has a sense of humor.
I will admit, it did make me want to touch her boobies but it also brings perspective...she is just too shiny in this picture for a stoner moment. She has no real life rough about her here (as, admittedly, she often has) and once I get past her eyebrows and her boobies, I remember that things that are too shiny things are evil.
*munches on ghettoprincess's hate cookies*
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She is so wonderfully shiny it's like she walked out of a wax museuem. She's a perfectly created zombie. I still kinda want to touch her boobies though. I wonder if zombies like cookies.
geezus christmas!!... *throws chubby kid and rose into Tigerlilly's cage*... eat, be fufilled with the lovely hate that is the tiger... bon appetit, bitch!!... pfft!... what? do i have do to everything around here?!?!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
kid looks like a future serial killer....cary "nocturnal emissions" stayner or something....probably picked the rose from the median strip
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*passes the bottle of HARD LIQUA to Tiger and Angel*
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 7:27pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 6:51pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 6:39pm.
*passes mirrored shades*
Can you see clearly now, my dear?
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I can still see a little purty in my peripheral vision....BLOCK IT OUT...cotton balls, terlit paper...Do what you have to do...Megan's purty is interfering with my H8!
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Soooo you're saying if someone threw Megan in your cage, you wouldn't be able to snack on her cuz you're too blinded by her boot..errr I mean beauty.
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Dream On
Manimal, I am ALWAYS so happy to see your face!
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♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Here take my flower that I'm jamming in your face...no really I'm not a stalker...just a kid who loves you...really loves...really really really really....I'm done.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 6:51pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 6:39pm.
*passes mirrored shades*
Can you see clearly now, my dear?
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I can still see a little purty in my peripheral vision....BLOCK IT OUT...cotton balls, terlit paper...Do what you have to do...Megan's purty is interfering with my H8!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Pimpcessa on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 7:08pm.
Wouldn't it be funny if the kid's yelling at her "buy the fucking rose bitch"??? He's def pronouncing an "F" and she's cringing. Maybe he IS a pikey trying to get her to buy a rose and being a little shit about it. It's possible.....no?
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Dream On
i'm as straight a woman as you can get, but I just like looking at this girl. she's so perfect!! I want to look like her... very jealous :-(
**she should have been more gracious to her fans. I think we should expect some crazy Angie behaviour out of her before she turns 30 and adopts 40 kids.
@Tigerlilly: I will admit, it did make me want to touch her boobies but it also brings perspective...she is just too shiny in this picture for a stoner moment. She has no real life rough about her here (as, admittedly, she often has) and once I get past her eyebrows and her boobies, I remember that things that are too shiny things are evil.
*munches on ghettoprincess's hate cookies*
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 6:43pm.
@Tigerlilly:
Here. Take this...puff, pass...It TOTALLY cured me.
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Oh, no...I get all lovey dovey hippy trippy on the good stuff. Nope, I need me some HARD LIQUA and lots of it! Yep, the Devil's brew is what gives me a case of the H8FULS... Megan's purty is EVIL, people...MUST.FIGHT.EVIL.WITH.EVIL...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She's the typical, incredibly beautiful, self-involved snob whose loveliness diminishes with her attitude and every word she breathes, so much so that her attractiveness becomes a halfway negative attribute, because she is so unworthy of it.
If she had a winning heart and a genuinely charming personality, she would become infinitely more desirable. If she effused evidence that she had brains, too, in addition to the body she would have the recipe for lasting fame rather than fickle pop culture's title of Queen of the Minute. Not only that, but she would be truly admired by a broad fan base that appreciates the many dimensions of her character, and not just horny perverts who would love to make her their one night stand, before FHM/Maxim/etc. start giving attention to the next younger, hotter harlot...
... and the [non bukkake] train passes her by.
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Submitted by ghettoprincess on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 7:12pm.
I just don't understand why she got so many extra helpings of hotness. Dangit, why is her hair so shiny? Where are my cookies, I need to feed my hate.
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LOL! Ur hate is funnay!
If it's any consolation, she had to pay cash money for the extra helpings.
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
What a bitch.
I just don't understand why she got so many extra helpings of hotness. Dangit, why is her hair so shiny? Where are my cookies, I need to feed my hate.
She will be the reason Brangelina falls...He loves tattooed whores who love to fuck...Trust me.
***Dunking your frosted hair tips in a pool by a washed up Baldwin Brother does not a Christian make.***
ZIGGYSTARDUST 6/15/09