Megan Fox Is Cruel
In London last night, a young boy with pleading eyes tried to bestow a beautiful yellow rose upon Megan Fox, but she rejected him! That boy probably spent his ice cream money on that flower! Or maybe he's an orphan! Yeah, that's it. He threw porridge in the head mistress of the orphanage's face, escaped out the front door, stole a rose and then ran directly to Megan's hotel. He risked everything just to give her a rose and that slut broke his heart! Just like that.
In some of the pictures it even looks like she's acreaming "GOOOOO!!!! MOVE FASTER" to her bodyguards. Like she's trying to get away from the ball of sweetness! All he wanted was for her to take his rose.
Right after Megan murdered any hope he had left in this world, that urchin shuffled into an alley. He stared at the unwanted rose and suddenly felt hatred towards it for not being beautiful enough for Megan. So he ate the rose to rid it from his sight. The thorns cuts his vocal cords and now he's mute! He's a mute thanks to Megan Fox! Megan Fox is a monster!
And yes, my bong co-wrote this post.
HOOD N!!GA:u guys should stop talking about her like that u dont even kno the other side of the story.look at this.http://www.collider.com/2009/06/21/exclusive-megan-fox-talks-about-the-flower-kid-photograph-and-explains-what-happened/
Megan Fox is generating buzz, somewhat for her role in the Transformers series, but largely because she looks good. Recently, a fan tried to hand her flowers at a premiere, and Megan Fox gave the poor lad, now dubbed Flower Boy, the cold shoulder. She apologized in the press, but the quick cash he spent to declare his affection was wasted. She has noted others' aesthetic appeal, singling out Olivia Wilde for the beauty she is – Fox rated her a 13 on a scale of 10 (the rating false, the number a cheap joke) – but still sent Flower Boy back to his house dejected, with no payday loans to make up for what he spent on a gift for Megan Fox.
oh & bitch is so taking this fame/"beauty"/"sexy" to her head. puh-lease. i never saw a single thing attractive about her..
never.
bitch. i feel bad for that poor kid look at his face it's all innocence-y
she's gonna be a wrinkly old ho when she's 30. i hope.
tinkerbelliana on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:41am
Hey Fucktard, it's already been posted!
TRY LOOKING AT THE BLOG SITE FIRST!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
You people have no idea what was going on during or before these pictures were taken that would make her act this way... She may not have even seen this kid trying to give her the rose cus the flashes of the cameras... Kodak is giving $5000 to the person that can get them in contact with this kid so that he can have a meet and greet with Megan Fox, they wouldn't be able to do that unless she agreed to it. If she was really a cruel bitch she wouldn't give a shit about meeting some little boy.
Not a fan of hers but I found this...
http://transformerslive.blogspot.com/2009/06/megan-fox-talks-flower-kid....
What a bitch! A cruel, heartless, rude, nasty bitch!
Who could resist that adorable face on the little boy? Such a sweet gesture totally wasted on the Queen of Bitch!
useless slut. that's all there is to say about her.
lol thats funny. Good Job Megan. plus she was holding a body guards hand and had a sweater in the other hand. i wouldnt let go just to get a flower.
I don't get the "hotness" thing. I do get that she is a trashy, talentless, mindless hobag, who is about a year away from doing straight to video movies. She's what? In her early 20's. More like late 20's. Hopefully, she's just a blip on the slutty starlet radar... And anyone who compares her to Angelina Jolie, is out of their fucking mind. They bare a SLIGHT resemblance to one another. Ooh, they both have long dark hair!! Ooh, they both have blue eyes!! Ooh, they both have tatoos!! They're just sooo sexual... Gimme a break. I'll cut off one of my arms when the U.N. gives Megan Fox an Ambassadorship. Doesn't Megan Fox sound like a porn star name?? Hmmm... Seriously. Rant over.
"I am just too much." -Joan
wouldn't this be ironic if it turned out to be a magic rose that would bloom until the blah blah blah, and Megan Fox turned into a *Beast, or is that only from Disney?
BITCH BITCH BITCH!!
Would it kill her to take the rose and make some boy's day? Bitch. This story actually made me sad.
She may be hot, but this ho needs to learn some humility.
She won't accept a rose from a true fan, but she'll suck every dick int he room for a role?
Someone needs to school this skank in the ways of the world beyond the bedroom/alley/toilet stall.
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megan is a porn face cunt.
Oh god, I used to LOVE my Keds as a kid. LOVE THEM.
Well if it's a stunt i'm glad they did it. The world needs to know how mean she is. But the dog thing was worse to me lol.
Why do I have the feeling this was a stunt by one of those radio shows in Britain? Like they KNEW she was a bitch and wanted to test her?
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This fella is a blast from the past--I think he's wearing KEDS--they're pretty beat up though!
Sidebar: It's so hard being Meg Fox :( (tear)
This poor wittle chav kid will be a masturbator for life now.
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She may be a monster, but her bod is slammin yo.
I wonder if spock's cock is also pointy.
She looks like a porn star wearing greasy make-up.
Her acting sucked hairy donkey balls in Transformer. How many peens did she suck for this role?.
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Fukin great.. lil bastard learned his lesson.. why buy ROSE for a SLUT to begin with?
I wish she kicked him in the nuts aswell
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Yes, it's six am...a little too much puff, puff pass too early in the evening for me. Thanks, Megan:)
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Wait up, bitches! That's a CHILD!
OBVIOUSLY, that child was sent by Saintalina to fuck up Megan's shit. *slaps forehead* I can't believe we din't realize right away!
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Are you sure that's a little boy? Because I'm sure as hell getting Chaz Bono from this!
Submitted by Rosemary on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 2:59am.
I remember reading the same thing. I can deal with slutty sometimes...but when you're a stupid, bossy, self-involved bimbo, that's where I draw the line.
I can safely now admit that Megan Fox annoys me more than any other celebrity has ever.
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I'd do things to you that were illegal in all 50 states...(but I'm out places to store the bodies.)
I remember why I first started hating her now. It was said she made well "made" BAG give up his bulldog I think it was. Well, he's stupid for doing that in the first place but, that's what they say.
She is one hot Mama no matter what everybody else thinks, right>??!!?
For the record, she better go easy on the plastic surgery from now on because her nose is starting to look like a wax-covered dick.
The fact that people exaggerate her beauty a billion times more than what it is makes it kind of fun to point out what's ugly on her, inside and out. She may be looking better than Scrangie now, but give her 10 more years and I guarantee she'll be looking as bad or worse.
Okay face, average body, hideous soul.
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I'd do things to you that were illegal in all 50 states...(but I'm out places to store the bodies.)
Everyday I log onto the internet I'm provided with a new excuse to hate this slore.
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I'd do things to you that were illegal in all 50 states...(but I'm out places to store the bodies.)
"My bong co-wrote this post".
Classic. That is why I love you MK.
I'm with the poor man's Angie Jo on this one. I'd recoil in horror, too. Pillsbury dough dude looks squicky, ick!
Submitted by moomarse on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 11:14pm.
Submitted by Freak Speely on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 10:24pm.
HAHAHAHAHA! xD
Damn, what a bitchface she has! Plus, did he find a loop in the system and time travel from the 80s to give her that rose? She did the right thing by not accepting it; Megan Fox saved the world by not disrupting the space-time continuum.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ummm....wtf are you sayin??? she's a total cunt.... rude/ignorant cunt... taking up vital air ... leave.now.
ummmm....What's the matter with you? How could you take a post that suggested the kid traveled through time seriously?
Anyway, Megan Fox is a cunt.
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I know I'm totally stating the obvious and that most people have probably already said this, but - what a fucking self-righteous, self-important, delusional CUNT. Fucking overrated bitch.
(Thank gawd this wasn't a 'say something nice' post.)
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Anyone who can't see the outline of those chicken cutlets is a tard.
Submitted by Freak Speely on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 10:24pm.
HAHAHAHAHA! xD
Damn, what a bitchface she has! Plus, did he find a loop in the system and time travel from the 80s to give her that rose? She did the right thing by not accepting it; Megan Fox saved the world by not disrupting the space-time continuum.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ummm....wtf are you sayin??? she's a total cunt.... rude/ignorant cunt... taking up vital air ... leave.now.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
"I'm not sure what that sign meant."
This thread should have been titled "Megan Fox is STUPID". No wonder she can't keep a dude interested in her once he's fucked her; she opens her mouth and wind flies out.
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Megs and Ange both suffer from black widows' and have had a uber barbie nosejobs each k'ching!
I`d go weak to see MK and chikin Mccutlets in Black doing some firery poses ANyDAY instead!!!
HAHAHAHAHA! xD
Damn, what a bitchface she has! Plus, did he find a loop in the system and time travel from the 80s to give her that rose? She did the right thing by not accepting it; Megan Fox saved the world by not disrupting the space-time continuum.
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Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 9:58pm.
Best hopes for you James.
Angie must be extra crabby now that Brad has supposedly has been sleeping in a different house.
Megan is no Angie.
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no, really that's fucked up. now he has to throw away all his stained Megan Fox pictures.
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what a bitch. very mean.
I noticed that her boobs seemed bigger in these pics and if you look closely you can see the line from one of those cutlet inserts. I'm not sure why she decided to wear these- she has nice boobs naturally.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 9:27pm.
Manny!! good to see you!
Same ole same ole for James Haven. Things are not looking good in Pittsville but without an acting gig to call his own, James Haven must endure the misery. Damn you Robert Pattinson!
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 9:30pm.
EVIL!! SmOOches! James Haven didn't recognize you! How have you been?
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Submitted by Farrah on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 9:29pm.
Farrah!!! BIG SmOOches! James Haven is filled with joy to see you! Please give YOU KNOW WHO a big SmOOch from James Haven as well!
It can be hard for James Haven to come in during the day because of all those crazy kids but he does promise to give his best to do so.
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Fucking bitch I can't stand her with her wonk eyes and hammer thumbs. Fucking bitch you aren't Angelina so stop trying to look like her. You looked nothing the way you do now back in that shit movie with Hohan. Stop with the plastic surgery you loser wannabe be Saint Angie.
In six months, he won't even remember her name. He'll still look like Jimmy Kimmel's and John Cusack's loin fruit though.
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