Mimi's Duet With Auto-Tune
Mimi's first single off her new album Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel (which is also the title of my 6th grade diary) came out today and it sounds like it came out 5 years ago. Same butterfly shit. Almost. Mimi decided to sprinkle this with a heaping serving of auto-tone. Although, this shit is not a total wash.
Just when I was about to quit this song and cleanse my ears with some Eden's Crush, I hear Mimi scream at 3:30 mark, "He's all up in my George Foreman!!!!!" AHAHAHAHA. I haven't heard that shit in years since some cholita said that to me while I was going through her ladybug backpack (she was going through a phase). This song is fine by me just for that lyric!
And you better get used to this mess, because it's probably going to be #1. You will hear it blasting through Walgreens every time you go in there to pick up condoms and Diet Shasta.
Could this be Mimi's 19th no. 1 hit?! ipod, get ready for another Mariah song!
I think Mariah Carey can sing but I hate her music, and just because she can hit those screeching notes, doesn't mean she SHOULD.
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
Im not even going to comment on her ho couture!
Mariah Carey WAS one of the best singers in popular music! Her voice is STILL better than shitty Rihanna and crappy Beyonce!.
But after Emancipation! Her songs have become real shit!. This new song is super super shit! Makes Touch My Body sound genius!
Mariah is just another mind controlled puppet! Honey go spend your billion dollar fortune and leave us be!
And to think, this woman is still considered by many to be The Greatest Singer in the World. Just because she can still hit that damn "whistle note". Never mind that her whistle note is about the only thing she can still do well.
Just one time I would like to see Mariah Carey with enough clothes on in a picture.
At least when she was married to Tommy Mottola he kept her covered up-come back Tommy-all is forgiven...
Shes getting to the point where her only fans are gonna be drag queens because shes starting to look like one..
Music is crap-she can sing-but everything shes done in recent years is shit and this is even worse.
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
God. UNDERwhelming doesnt even begin to describe..
gone for 2 yrs and this is the lame-o junk she comes up with ?
Sounds like some throwaway track on one of those disney divas CD..
I havent a clue as to why Lamby-kins would want to use autotune .. she is one of the few out there today who can actually sing..
this cookie cutter crap,same hook, same 3chords, blah blah ... Out of a possible 10, I give it a 2..
Mimi moo moo, your're slippin girl..
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
Snideychick sez:
Want to bet that SamRo has this on heavy rotation at her DJ gigs this summer?
is she a sripper who sings?
WoW~~ he is sexy!!!
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I fuckin' hate autotune. You can't even tell if she has a good voice anymore, stupid twat. Sounds like one of those pre-pubes 20 year old hip-hop "gangstas" singing. LAME! MK you totally had me in fits over this post. You are too damn much!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
walgreens does play the jams. i was just in there, but then again i'm always there i know them by name (*^^*) sad to admit.
i love emoticons...totally awesome <(^_^<)
i concur....i know a girl who loves mimi...I used to watch Eden's Crush...only Nicole survived
Submitted by Miss Malevolent on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 5:14pm.
It's catchy...it's got a nice beat and you can dance to it.
That said...*vomit*...I am not a fan. And I damn MK to the fires of hell, for posting this so that I would click and listen and get hooked on it.
I doubt this is a retaliatory song to Eminem, BTW.
I'm sure it's going to be hyped as that. Hell, maybe they're in cahoots to boost each other's album sales.
I don't care what anyone says. I love Mimoo.
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You can't stop the BEAT!
I liked her earlier stuff better lately it seems like shes trying to turn herself into a pop tart
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I dont care what nobody says . . . I love her in all her ridiculous glory. She is batshit fucking crazy, but her brand of crazy is entertaining and endearing to me.
As for the song -- its cheesy crap, but Mariah always was always into the twinky sound(fantasy, heartbreaker, dreamlover, etc). I just think that she used to do a better job of balancing it out with the power ballads.
Whaaaa? I couldn't hear the George Foreman thing but I swear she said "put your nipple in my cup." Ewwww! Hehe, unless it's Daniel Craig doing the nip dip.
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Photoshop much?
I wasn't able to listen to the song because I was too busy crying tears of sadness for the poor guys that had to Photoshop that hot mess.
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Mariah is soooo narcissic and insecure.
I saw her on Regis & Kelly. No shit, she stared at herself in a monitor virtually the entire time, adjusting her hair, fiddling with her top. "how do i looook???"
jeez
how did that happen? how much $ does it take?
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Mariah & Eminem? WTF? Two douchebags.
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Submitted by silly_kitty on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 5:10pm.
Wow, how boring. I think I just drooled on my keyboard. It was a nice cat nap though...
*miou*
"A-Million here, A Million there, A-Millionaire, Tougher Than Nigerian Hair!"
It's catchy...it's got a nice beat and you can dance to it.
That said...*vomit*...I am not a fan. And I damn MK to the fires of hell, for posting this so that I would click and listen and get hooked on it.
I doubt this is a retaliatory song to Eminem, BTW.
I'm sure it's going to be hyped as that. Hell, maybe they're in cahoots to boost each other's album sales.
i haven't dug mariah since "vision of love"...this noise sounds exactly like all the other songs she squeals...and did she really say "he's all up in my george forman???!!!...i'm so through...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Wow, how boring. I think I just drooled on my keyboard. It was a nice cat nap though...
*miou*
Gad, what cookie-cutter shit.
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"If your horse dies, I suggest you dismount."
No Mariah fan, but I sorta like it, inspite of myself. And if this is a dig @ Eminem... then yes, I agree. What is his damn problem? Obviously he is still obsessesed since he's still riding her damn tit. Just like 50 Cent keeps bad mouthing Vivica. The punanay must've been memorable sense they can't shut the eff up about it.
"A-Million here, A Million there, A-Millionaire, Tougher Than Nigerian Hair!"
And ain't Mariah a little old for these kind of "rebuttal" songs? Seriously, this is supposed to be in response to Eminem? Mariah is too big of a star to give a flying fuck what Eminem says. The best and most mature thing for her to do would be to ignore him. After all, Eminem is kind of played out isn't he? It's all so damn weak coming from a 40 year old grown ass woman. Are we all supposed to be so impressed and saying, "you go girl" to Mariah now that she has "responded" to Eminem's shit talk?
I couldnt stand her before...It's like Cannon got his hands on her album and made it worse.
Speaking of which can we get a report on those two?
I made it 12 seconds...I cannot believe electronic bleating is actually accepted as 'music' these days.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 4:37pm.
That's a beatdown I want to see! Give it to her Whitney!
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MK about the whores on Dlisted:
..and there are animal stories, they like a kitten on a vacuum for some reason…
Kind of OT: I saw an ad for those Not Your Daughter's Jeans (something like "the tummy tuck jeans") on the train the other day and someone stuck a picture of Mariah Carey on it. It was so well done that I wondered if she was a spokeswoman for them. Good job, NYC vandals.
Auto-tune is fuckin retarded. What a craptastic sound effect. Maybe for a verse in a song, but a lot of artists are using these days for entire songs. At this point, they should just scrap the humans and do it all by computer. It'll be cheaper. I prefer the sound of a human voice.
Mariah has lost her damn mind with this sonic fuckery.
In less than two months, she is gonna wish she dug deeper than this hot ass mess when Whitney returns to the scene with her hot music and a hot crack pipe to knock this slut off her throne.
If she's even on it to begin with.
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I will always love Mariah for her old stuff. Plus she could SANG. But I feel like I am too damn old for her new stuff. Keep in mind I am only 32. But the music she has been doing for the last several years is geared toward the Beyonce/Rhianna type fans. Folks more interested in beats rather then a fantastic voice and good lyrics. But Mariah's new song will be a hit with the kiddies/high schoolers. It'll be number one for sure.
Don't get me wrong, I like a little mindless music every now and then. Something that will get me dancing. But I have a hankering to listen to somebody that can just really put their foot all up in a song. Thank God we still have Christina Aguilera's new album to look forward to.
So...how long until Eminem comes back with a rebuttal?
Did she say "it must be the 'E'" as in "He's on drugs and that why he's obsessed with me"...? She's so smart, that girlie.
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Submitted by guilty of being... on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 3:41pm.
Aww fuck me running..I hate this chick.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 4:25pm.
Submitted by UKer on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 4:23pm.
ok what does that actually mean? Goerge Forman grill? does grill mean something else? don't hat me! I'm British!
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I thought it meant don't get up in my face? We should consult the Urban Dictionary...
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Zackly - "all up in my grill" is pretty much "so up in my face that you're right between my teeth" "George Foreman" was just getting creative about it.
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Not only is the sound from like five years ago, so is the photo.
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MK about the whores on Dlisted:
..and there are animal stories, they like a kitten on a vacuum for some reason…
Submitted by vegaschick on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 3:55pm.
No, you're not the only one. She needs to sit down, STFU, and just start popping out babies.
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"I don't believe in love. I believe in fucking." --Brian Kinney
UGH. It almost sounds like Britney, with all the auto-tune shit. And the picture - she's still trying way too hard to be sexy. FAIL.
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"I don't believe in love. I believe in fucking." --Brian Kinney
K- before I listen to the rest of this shit lemme just say that I have officially re- entitled this song: "Anysongfromthefirstdecadeofthenewmillenium" Catchy, huh?
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Submitted by UKer on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 4:23pm.
ok what does that actually mean? Goerge Forman grill? does grill mean something else? don't hat me! I'm British!
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I thought it meant don't get up in my face? We should consult the Urban Dictionary...
ok what does that actually mean? Goerge Forman grill? does grill mean something else? don't hat me! I'm British!
This song is a direct hit @ Eminem ... who is supposedly obsessed with her check the lyrics .its pretty horrendous
At one time Mariah had an AWESOME range and great talent, wtf happened? Never been a fan of her style but girl could sing. That was some Gaga sounding bullshit...if she's hit this low, time to hang it up and spare us all.
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"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it" DEB
George Foreman! Dang , I gotta start using mine again!
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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No vid, Zam, just the photo still with the music underneath.
No time for lipo yet, I guess. She'll have a 2 week binge/purge and be camera ready, I'm sure.
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Submitted by MuffinAmy on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 4:07pm.
Oh, and MS, although the loris vid is the CUTEST thing ever, it rubs me wrong since slow lorises are on the endangered species list. Why the hell is he on someone's bed getting tickled? *fumes*
Goddamned cute, though...
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I know!!!! He is my new star and I find MK should make him a Hot Slut. Loris for president!!!
To Mariah: She was one of my favourite singers when I was a kid!
I think she has great talent and I'm shocked to see that her recent music is not sophisticated at all.
EH is also right....the voice changes during the years. It gets really bad at 50 (neighbour back in Berlin is an opera singer and thinks she can still hit the high notes...argghhh!).
But Mariah is not THAT old and, as far as I know, doesn't do drugs like Whitney.
Mariah needs to keep on doing balades again, then I may be able to survive a whole song again... :)
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Is it my computer or is there no video?