Tuesday, June 16th 2009
Afternoon Crumbs
Bruno's bare butt cutlet on the cover of GQ - Towleroad
When is Megan Fox just going to walk around nekkid already? - Egotastic!
Brooke Hogan is training for her obvious destiny - Hollywood Tuna
Russell Crowe on the set of Robin Food (appropriate typo) - Just Jared
A Jakey Poo in Paris - Popsugar
Bitties or buns? - Cityrag
Is Barbara Bush's make-up artist doing JLove's face now? (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Jessica Biel has nothing to worry about. Nobody wants to do her woman - Lainey Gossip
Baby Jesus looks a lot hotter without that giant roid growth at his side - Hollywood Rag
The Cheeto stalker has been put on a leash.... just like the object of her affection! - E! Online
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WOW (said in Bea Arthur voice) All I can say is that little Australian wife of his, whatshername, is one lucky bitch!
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ http://SugarDaddyChat.com/ ^-^
it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
I wish this Megan Fox tard would gain 80 lbs so that we'd never have to hear about her again.
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I'd do things to you that were illegal in all 50 states...(but I'm out places to store the bodies.)
SBC is a Bobby Trendy wannabe!================================================
the end...
that Sasha dude is absolutely disgusting... I don't want to see his bare anything...
SBC is hot hot hot, so is Bruno.;) wish he would get serious!LOL
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Tasteful people everywhere understand the importance of hair removal, Hysteria....and Ricki Lake....lighten up! Your just WAY too moody.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
M and M's boyfriend ;p
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
GQ photoshopping Glenn Beck's head on that cover would have quadrupled sales. Idiots. From Zak Effron to this, they've sort of written off what straight male readers they once had - all 7.
The photo of that trainer trying to push Brooke's giant butt up onto the stripper pole is hilarious. You can almost hear her thinking "I don't get paid enough for this".
Just as a point of curiousity, I can't believe Sasha got every speck of hair and bristle off his body.
Seriously, what does it take? I get some serious 5 o'clock shadows on my own little girl legs.
Enquiring minds.
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what is wino doing on the cover of gq?
After seeing the world famous Felix on a stipper pole Brooke looks a lttle embarrassing.
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brooke hogan's giant body twirling around a stripper pole make me want to hurl...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
ricki lake on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 3:44pm.
You know what would be awesome? If Sacha Baron Cohen were actually funny.
Haha, I totaly agree!! I friggin loathe this twat. I have never thought he was funny in the slightest. But I'm not a fan of stupid comedy. I totally prefer witty comedy. This tool's a goon. And completely over-rated.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 3:44pm.
I totally agree. Yeah, yeah, it's about satire and exposing homophobia. For everyone, even gay people, claiming this: you all know you're just going to see it to laugh at a dated stereotype going to extremes to make people uncomfortable. Don't pretend it's anything else.
I do thing Bruno is being overexposed .. everyone is gunna expect it to be hilarious and its guna flop big time! When I saw commercials for the hangover I thought it was gunq be lame and instead it was the funniest shit ever!
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 3:55pm.
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I don't think it's overexposure; it only seems that way because all his stuff shows up here on Dlisted. Have you seen the trailer? There's not many places they could advertise it so they need to get out the word in other ways. I think he is quite the genius when it comes to marketing.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.
Bruno is going to suffer from overexposure and the movie is not even out yet. What happened to the term "surprise hit" such as in the case of Borat.
Give it a break Sasha.
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
You know what would be awesome? If Sacha Baron Cohen were actually funny. Then I might be marginally less offended by his tired minstrel act. People claiming this dumb shit is "satire" are also probably the kind of people that laugh at fart jokes and cite their amazing fondness for "irreverent humor."
"ZOMG, peeplez dont like TEH GEHYZ so we willz be UBER_GHEY n they will look dumb for hating on us2#!#@!# ITS SATIRE ZOMG $!@#$!@# NEVER BEENB DONE BEFOUR#@!#@!!!!"
What.the.fuck.ever.
ugh! bruno again.
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Brooke Hogan should just do anal porn..her true destiny.
"How do you fuck a fat chick? Flip through the folds and when you smell shit...go back one."
Why do celebutards buy such big houses. I mean really. Why do you need THAT much house?
Shitney's house makes me stabby. Whores make the cash I guess.
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Enuf with SBC!!! jeez dood... we should call him Mister CaCa cuz his "performance" is getting OLD.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
Who in their right mind would want to stalk Britney?
Oh wait...
Xtina - Light & Darkness. September '09
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
Vadge's man baby from Brazil is just looking more and more greedy. Everytime I see him in pictures he looks so hungry for more money and attention. I used to crush on him too. First Parisite ruins Ronaldo and now Vadge ruined Jesus.
I wonder who's dick looks worse and more sickly Jesus's or Ronaldos.....
************I've been banned by Perez Hilton for joking that his mother steals shopping carts from malls and I like it.....what will Mario's mother say about it......**************
Megan Fox = Disease
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Submitted by Silverclaw on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 3:09pm.
That ass needs 56 stars tattooed on it.
I was thinking "Inspected by Eminem" should be tattooed on it.
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Bruno asks the Real Slim Shady to please stand up.
New pictures of Jakey are always good. Especially if whatshername isn't with him. ;)
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"I don't believe in love. I believe in fucking." --Brian Kinney
Yuck~ don't like him or his humour at ALL.
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"I'm Not an Alcoholic, I'm a Wine Connoisseur!"
That ass needs 56 stars tattooed on it.
Megan Fox can walk around naked as long as she wears gloves to cover up those mutant thumbs of hers.
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"if tits weren’t just a mechanism for closet case dudes to re-assure themselves by obsessing over tits that they aren’t gay"
I now love that guy over at DrunkenStepfather, whoever he is. (Cant you just tell i have small boobs?)
When is Megan Fox just going to walk around nekkid already? Raul wants to kiss her where she pees.
Where are the rainbows??? WHERE is the tan??? Where is the GLITTER?
To quote my new favorite make-up tutorial,
"Because glitter says you like to get messy!"
i really, really want megan foxtwat to go away...she is starting to morph into angelina and i'm getting sick!!! although keep shauna sand coming, she is never boring...and coco, too!
What fresh hell is this?
Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 2:56pm.
Submitted by Oxygen on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 2:42pm.
.... An asslight
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LMAlightO
Butt (hehe)...for serious...i'm kinda jellus of his figurine...it's kinda freakin me out a little
Submitted by Oxygen on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 2:42pm.
yes that was the first thing I thought. I was thinking its like a flashlight if its dark one could probably strip him and his ass will provide the illumination. An asslight
************I've been banned by Perez Hilton for joking that his mother steals shopping carts from malls and I like it.....what will Mario's mother say about it......**************
They forgot to add the glitter, sparkle, shimmer and oily shine on that ass. An ass without makeup is no ass - it just makes him look like an ass.
I'm sorry, but no self-respecting gay would have a white ass like that.
Sasha starts to cause a bore in me. *yawn*
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Submitted by loozer on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 2:53pm.
Anyone else think Bruno looks like a cross between Anthony Kiedis and Alexis Arquette?
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I was thinking he looked like a cross between Ben Stiller and Jerry Seinfeld.
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
Is him... Seems he is famous on some ta ll da ting place ____TallMingle Co M___ where are many hot models and handsome guys. Many tall singles find their lovers there
Anyone else think Bruno looks like a cross between Anthony Kiedis and Alexis Arquette?
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Bruno asks the Real Slim Shady to please stand up.
Submitted by No Words on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 2:52pm.
No, still can't stand SBC.
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
I'm so tired of SBC, and I'm not talking about the internet provider.
SBC again?? please make him go away. Far far away.
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
No, still can't stand SBC.
MK, please please PLEASE refrain from Megan Fox posts! Enough is enough!
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