Klepto-Han
Holy Moly! was the first ho to report that Scotland Yard wants to have a little chat with LiLo regarding £30,000 worth of missing jewels! I love a good story about jewel thieving! It's kind of glamorous. This is like The Pink Panther! Well....instead of a big pink pussy, we've got a sickly ginge snatch monster with a dose of methface. Okay, maybe not that glamorous.
The jewels were last seen at a photo shoot HoHan did for Elle Magazine in London a couple of weeks ago. Apparently, both Elle and the jeweler have been asking HoHan about the missing gems, but she has yet to respond. They had no choice but to go to the police for help.
TMZ confirms that the bitches at Scotland Yard are investigating the jewel heist, but say the sparklies are actually worth $500,000 and not £30,000. HoHan's spokeswhore had this to say to ET, "No one has contacted us yet, but Lindsay is happy to cooperate. She wants them to find the missing items."
This isn't the first time Klepto-Han has been accused of THIEVING! She kind of stole that one chick's fur coat a while back. A couple of years ago, she reported that a bag of jewels was stolen from her at Heathrow. After police investigated, they found that she had just misplaced the bag.
You know, HoHan would make an excellent jewel snatcher. If this whole "making movies for basic cable" and "stalking dykes" thing doesn't work out, she has a brilliant career ahead of her in thieving. The inside of the bitch's nose is probably twice the size of Tommy Girl's asshole, so she can easily snort those jewels up without anybody noticing.
SPOILER ALERT: They are going to find the jewels in her pants to which she'll respond, "These aren't my pants!"
But seriously, they aren't going to find those jewels. That shit has already been traded on the black market for Red Bull, Marlboros, leggings and a mountain of fresh snow. That will last her a week.
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You forgot she's barred from working with Louis Vuitton because she stole their shit the last time she did an Elle shoot.
Stealing is probably the least of her problems.
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This is what happens when you leave a drug addict alone w/valuables. Dumb fucks should've used cubic zirconians for the shoot...
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"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it" DEB
This idiot's problem is she thinks she is entitled to take whatever she wants.
Pop. Shim. Shazam. They're gone.
In all honesty LiLo needs to go into some deep dark hole sit there for a while, detox, pale down, fix her hair, read some Vogue, and then maybe maybe she can have her comeback...
She is definitely not a Britney
confession time. recently i went ot the grocery to find something specific, they didn't have it, but i had taken a pack of gum and was chewing some while i looked (mouth dry). i ended up walking out without buying anything.
BUT .... I felt so bad once i realized that the next time I was there I made them charge me twice for it.
What happened to her that at age 23 she thinks she can take whatever she likes?
Makes my moral compass spin.
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I'm still struggling over the nits in her brows story from yesterday. This jewelry thing is not a shocker at all. They said she kept asking if she could have it but they thought she was joking.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
I always feel like I need a loofah and a shower after looking at her photos. She's so disgusting!
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.
one time she was offered a pair of super expensive sunglasses, all celebrities were offered ONE pair during some kind of fashion show, this bitch walked off with about 5 or 6 pairs of sunglasses that cost about 400$ each.
i remember seeing it on a tv show about how the reps were shocked and didn't know what to do- they said 'she just kept taking more even though we said it was only for one complimentary pair of shades'.
this bitch has super sticky fingers (ahem in more ways than one), and i have zero clue why people keep lending her or offering her expensive shit! enablers!!!
Submitted by Snoogle on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 10:30am.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 10:29am.
Norma Desmond could act ... which makes LiLo even pathetic.
~~~~~~~~~~~ I should have been more specific. I meant the Norma Desmond type character Carol Burnett used to play on her old show.
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Adored those skits.
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A broke-ass dope fiend around expensive stuff. What did they expect to happen?
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Her next "Indie" flick: "Lice Factory Girl"
Scratching the lice that are in her hair and around her asshole.
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She wants to help find the missing items? Why not try Blohan's dealer. I'm sure she traded some gems for blow.
Stoney, Please write English Elle.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 10:37am.
*sprays bug spray all over thread*
LOL
So THAT'S why she always got her fingers in her mouth. She growing a snack factory up in that mess!
{Scritch scratch} {fingers go from scalp to mouth} mmmmmm yummy
Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 9:06am.
That shit is probably on eBay right now under her id name samrocksmymuffin.
LOL @ username!
Why is this scab still making news? She hasn't done anything good since "Freaky Friday".
I think I'm going to write to English Elle and encourage them to press charges.
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Okay, I haven't even finished reading the entire post. A HALF *M I L L I O N* dollars worth of gems and this GUTTER RAT was repeatedly asking if she could HAVE them?!?!?!
Holy crap, she needs to be SHUT DOWN by the media. She ain't that relevant to be trying to charm the free jewelry in the first place. But to JACK that kind of stuff!!!
I hope this is TRULY the beginning of the end.
Man, when I worked in retail, it only took a couple hundred dollars worth of merchandise to make it an arrestable crime, but HALF A MIL.....
Bitch better do some HARD time.
This whore needs to be arrested for grand theft. Isn't over $500 considered grand theft?
Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 10:24am.
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By Jove! I think you're right.
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It seems that different people have an idea of what I am, and what I should be. And then there's me.
*sprays bug spray all over thread*
I just like Major in front of Choker better, lol.
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I'll pass.
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Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 8:40am.
Fake tans, fake tits, fake airbrushed photos, fake hair...and these assholes use real gemstones for shoots, CZ YOU DUMB FUCKS C TO DA MUTHAFUCKIN Z!!!!!!!!
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lol, smart guy!!
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 10:29am.
Norma Desmond could act ... which makes LiLo even pathetic.
~~~~~~~~~~~ I should have been more specific. I meant the Norma Desmond type character Carol Burnett used to play on her old show.
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
Submitted by Snoogle on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 10:28am.
Shes about 3 steps from becoming Norma Desmond.
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Norma Desmond could act ... which makes LiLo even pathetic.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Shes about 3 steps from becoming Norma Desmond.
♥~*~♥~*~♥~*~♥~*~♥~*~♥~*~♥~*~♥~*~♥~*~♥~*~♥~*~♥~*~♥~*~♥ I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
Ok, so let's tally this up a bit. First, a former friend of Blohan's accuses her of stealing a fur coat, and she's actually photographed wearing the coat, and someone comes out and tells the tabs that Blohan just ransacked her closet and took everything while laughing hysterically. THEN she steals Louis Vuitton clothes from an American Elle photoshoot, and even after they pull the shit from her bag, she shoves it back again. And now she's stolen 500,000 worth of jewels from an English Elle shoot? Why isn't this whore in jail yet? I WANT TO KNOW!
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Lindsay's doing the "Crooked-face Sam Ronson" look, I see. Better than the finger-bite, maybe.
Submitted by The C word on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 9:22am.
From the tattered knees on her leggings, I deduce, my dear Watson, that Miss Lohan is a common streetwalker.
Event, I wouldn't give you my email address if you were the last person on Earth to communicate with.
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I want to know what Snowys question is.
And apparently it's not the first time,
http://www.nypost.com/seven/08032007/gossip/pagesix/vuitton_vetoes_lohan...
ok thanks stoney!
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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 10:18am.
snowy bitchette, EEG, Migraine and kdraco all have my email address
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I want your e-mail address!
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
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snowy bitchette, EEG, Migraine and kdraco all have my email address
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Scotland Yard need only follow the lice trail to find the gems.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Ugh. That photo makes me want to shower immediately. The lice must be partyin' hard under Stickyfinger's weave.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
very nice,, i heard many millionaire and celebrities have a account on __ClassyMingle.com.__ i.m doubt since i found Michael Jordan 's profile.. you can talk with them online, it's so awesome~~~
I wouldnt share my facebook cuz my real name is on that bitch and huh-uh. Myspace, I dont care so much.
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it's ok stoney, I understand, I just wanted to ask you something about MK...
but I will try another source
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
I'm on Facebook, but I'd prefer not to share it on here. Facebook is evil enough.
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no thanks EH, I imagine your myspace is a scary place...
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This ho knows what she's doing.
Stash anything up her strawberry snortholes, and not even Scotland Yard is gonna go in that STD cavern!
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What a dirty, disgusting slut. When will she fade into oblivion!? I'm WAITING!
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I remember the incident where some girl was saying Lohan stole her fur coat (and I totally believe her). Lohan strikes me as a total brat who feels entitled to everything because she's suuuuch a celebrity. Gosh, why does the world continue to accommodate such losers simply because a few people know their names?
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 9:40am.
stoney: are you on facebook or myspace or anything?
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Im on facebook and myspace, im on it like a porn star!
OnT: THIEF!!!
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*