When Crazed Twihards Attack!
The keeper of the unicorns was almost trampled to death by a mob of horny hyenas in NYC today. RPattz was making his way back to his trailer on the set of his movie Remember Me when the fangirls were unleashed and tried to impregnate themselves by dry fucking him. I can smell the chonie cheese from here and it's thick!
Somebody give them the q-tip! Turn the hose on them! Give them a squeaky toy to hump on! What am I blabbing about? None of that would work! Even if you tasered their asses and peppered them in the eyes at the same time, they still wouldn't let up. These psychos had a whiff of RPattz's magic dust and they are in the zone! Nothing can stop them.
The city of New York should probably keep a judge on set at all times to hand out restraining orders, because these crazy bitches are thisclose to crawling through the shit pipe to get into his trailer.
That being said, this whole scenario would be considered perfectly sane if you replaced RPattz with Prince Hot Ginge and the curly-haired loon in the plaid with me.
And there's video:
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I have self control.
No.No. No, It's true, otherwise you would have heard of the serial dumbass slapper...me. I resist the urge every 20-30 minutes; however, I would probably try to touch him. Just a 'lil.
Oh, crap, now I wanna slap me.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 8:18pm.
The C Word,
Good on you!!! The getaway driver!!!
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He doesn't do it for me personally but they promised to pay for my trip, and all the booze I could drink....how could I refuse (ISMU practically begged me as she was packing the duct tape)?
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It seems that different people have an idea of what I am, and what I should be. And then there's me.
I really don't get this double standard that women can dry hump a male celeb and... shit, just think of a bunch of dudes doing that kind of fuckery to Kirsten Stewart. Kissing her against her will, feeling up her ass, grinding... ok, you guys get it.
Point is, regardless of your gender, doing that kind of shit is DISGUSTING.
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That's scary. I would freak the hell out if people were doing that to me.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 8:12pm.
Submitted by boomsy on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 8:11pm.
Can someone please explain to me what all the fuss is about?
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I think he must be Elvis. Or The Beatles.
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well he aint' the bay city rollers or bobby sherman! little pisher.
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The C Word,
Good on you!!! The getaway driver!!!
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I'm trying to think of who was the hot shit back when I was their age ('93-'99); James Van Der Beek? Backstreet/NSYNC?
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sheesh he's not even a fucking Beatle.
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It must be nice to be so famous and popular, but is he mobbed by any really stunning girls?
It seems like the ones who chase him are either too young, really obese, or socially inept, aging shut-ins who live vicariously through books because, beyond the daily Big Mac and hoagie runs, they fear the real world too much.
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Submitted by boomsy on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 8:11pm.
Can someone please explain to me what all the fuss is about?
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I think he must be Elvis. Or The Beatles.
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What price fame?
then again, this reminds me of a posters sig line here about that james bond man not being in tabloids because he chooses not to be.
i think this boy forfeited his ability to go about unhindered in public when he took that huge fuck off paycheque.
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Can someone please explain to me what all the fuss is about?
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 7:45pm.
DeeDee, ISMU, MissJane,
Where were you????
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Hahaha...Dee's in the pink shirt, MissJane's in the blue, and ISMU's in the sunglasses.
You can't see me cuz I was in the car with the motor running.
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It seems that different people have an idea of what I am, and what I should be. And then there's me.
I'm sure I'm over-estimating most of their ages, but those girls seem a bit old for that sort of fatuous infatuation.
Anyone wanna own up to being in this crowd of hopeful cum dumpsters?
MissJane!
Sweets! I knows!! When I got to meet my favorite of all favorite person in the world, he hugged me, took my hand, leaned into me, asked my name, I smiled and said "You're wonderful!"....like a DORK!
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I just don't understand that behavior because you have nothing to gain and your dignity to lose. Plus I can't imagine loving someone that much who I don't even know.
that behavior is sick, even if he were something special. I know girls have been doing that from the beginning of fandom. It's ugly.
Submitted by yucko on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 7:57pm.
I think he knows that if he tried to push, it would be over, because they'd have his arms.
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I’m just saying it’s a perception that can be perceived from it.
That girl with the bull's eye beret had some moves on her...I'm surprised there's not more pics of that girl...
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
I don't get the fascination with this twink. I mean, he's pretty gross actually...Don't get me wrong, hose that boy down and I'd probably fuck him if in da mood (he's legal right?), but I just don't think this lil' punk is even a good fuck..gay or straight...He gives off a "SUCKS IN BED" vibe...The kind of dude that needs one of those whores with a therapist's license that calls herself a 'sex surrogate'...Or if he's gay, he needs the male whore equivalent, cuz a regular whore ain't there to give lessons...This bitch look like he need lessons...and tutoring, cuz he just lackin' in ALL kinds of true blue hard core down and dirty nastay as he wanna be SEXXXAY...He's purty though...kinda....
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I would pay cash to see Quween smack down a dozen or so crazed teenaged girls. It would be like the best ninja scene EVER.
The one in the pink shirt looks exactly what I imagined a Robert Pattinson/Twilight groupie would look like from the back.
I wonder how hard it would be to keep oneself from pushing them away in that kind of situation.
Where is Quween when you need her! She would have shut all that action down!
Fucking bizarre.
Why is it that the ugliest guys are always the ones to get girls the most moist?
As much as I talk that I would hump his leg if I ever saw him I would NEVER ever resort to that behavior...seriously. That's embarassing and crossing the line. I would just point and giggle. I just talk a big game....
@ Clarisse - I was slaving to the man, I have work email proof! Hahahha
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
I don't care for RPatz, but it must suck to have psychos follow you and jump on you everywhere you go.
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Douchechill!
Jesus Christ, are the Unicorns controlling their souls?
*side eye to MissJane*
Hmmm-hmmmm....Do you have an alibi?
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DeeDee, ISMU, MissJane,
Where were you????
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I swear guys, it wasn't me!
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.